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[OT]The Tim thread
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Serum
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hachiman wrote:
Serum wrote:
hachiman wrote:
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Tim without them. Razz



I think his mighty Sutton Chops are just hidden by the shadows of the poor lighting in this picture.


No, they were edited out.


You SHAVED the HOLY SUTTON CHOPS?! BLASPHETIM! YOU'RE A BLASPHEMER!




You still posted a blasphemous image in the Holy Tim Thread-- in this, Sutton's Corner-- YOU MUST REPENT! As penance, you will post the correct version of the picture, sideburns included, AND post five pictures of famous people from history who bore Sutton Chops, from the period ranging between 1400AD and 1650AD, with citations. Go.

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You still posted a blasphemous image in the Holy Tim Thread-- in this, Sutton's Corner-- YOU MUST REPENT! As penance, you will post the correct version of the picture, sideburns included, AND post five pictures of famous people from history who bore Sutton Chops, from the period ranging between 1400AD and 1650AD, with citations. Go.


Whoa... The wrath of Tim and his faithful prophet is upon you. I suggest you move forward with your repentance posthaste else you find yourself eternally wandering in Timbo.

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Abalone wrote:
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You still posted a blasphemous image in the Holy Tim Thread-- in this, Sutton's Corner-- YOU MUST REPENT! As penance, you will post the correct version of the picture, sideburns included, AND post five pictures of famous people from history who bore Sutton Chops, from the period ranging between 1400AD and 1650AD, with citations. Go.


Whoa... The wrath of Tim and his faithful prophet is upon you. I suggest you move forward with your repentance posthaste else you find yourself eternally wandering in Timbo.


Yea, verily. As we all saw in Entry 65, Tim descended into Timbo so you don't have to suffer the same fate. Once you have finished your penance (hachiman) you must say five twenty five "Our Sideburns" and Fifty "Hail Misses Tim's Moms." Those are two sacred prayers of Suttonism. Then smoke a Pall Mall or alternatively, if you don't smoke (which is okay, even in the eyes of Tim) eat a grapefruit that has a secret.

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ledzepfilm
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 		And be sure to recite the Timandments from section 12 of the fifth volume, 32nd edition.

The Timerator will take whom who has not yet grown Sutton Chops.

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hachiman
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 		What Tim does in his spare time.



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hachiman wrote:
What Tim does in his spare time.



I thought I told you to repent!

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hachiman
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Serum wrote:
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What Tim does in his spare time.



I thought I told you to repent!


No... (◣_◢)

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hachiman wrote:
Serum wrote:
hachiman wrote:
What Tim does in his spare time.



I thought I told you to repent!


No... (◣_◢)

Then thou art CONDEMNED to TIMBO!

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hachiman
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Serum wrote:
hachiman wrote:
Serum wrote:
hachiman wrote:
What Tim does in his spare time.



I thought I told you to repent!


No... (◣_◢)

Then thou art CONDEMNED to TIMBO!




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hachiman
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 		Please don't send me there. I'll post the unedited pic of Tim with his sideburns. How does that sound? Smile

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Please don't send me there. I'll post the unedited pic of Tim with his sideburns. How does that sound? Smile


That sounds fine, but you need to perform the rest of the "apology ritual," as well. Remember, famous people throughout history who bore Sutton Chops between 1400AD and 1650AD.

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hachiman
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Serum wrote:
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Please don't send me there. I'll post the unedited pic of Tim with his sideburns. How does that sound? Smile


That sounds fine, but you need to perform the rest of the "apology ritual," as well. Remember, famous people throughout history who bore Sutton Chops between 1400AD and 1650AD.


How many pics?

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Serum
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hachiman wrote:
Serum wrote:
hachiman wrote:
Please don't send me there. I'll post the unedited pic of Tim with his sideburns. How does that sound? Smile


That sounds fine, but you need to perform the rest of the "apology ritual," as well. Remember, famous people throughout history who bore Sutton Chops between 1400AD and 1650AD.


How many pics?

Five, with their names and citations.

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Serum
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 		Okay, I'll get you started, here's a famous person from history (though not from the periods you need to pick from) who bore Sutton Chops. Arthur Schoppenhauer-- a German philosopher who was a great inspiration to the even greater philosopher, Friedrich Nietszche.

So, here's how to format it...

Person's Name
Date of Birth to Date of Timscension
(Picture)
A short description written by you
(Link to the website where you found out about them)

Now go! Save thy flesh and thy soul from being consumed by Timbo!

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ledzepfilm
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 		http://troywagner.tumblr.com/post/32408555235/tim-shows-us-how-to-smoke-like-a-fancy-man

SERUM. I bring to you, a gift.

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