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From another thread regarding the "Side View Generator..."

**Posted:** Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:38 pm

Abalone

The side generator has spoken. Tim is Tim is Tim, forever and unchanging, perfectly Tim in this Timcarnation.

On a side note, is there a possibility that the side generator and Tharol are somehow... Linked?

**Posted:** Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:41 pm

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**Posted:** Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:55 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=Suttonchop

I have located to answer to Suttonchops.

**Posted:** Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:21 pm

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**Posted:** Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:55 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

Or, corruption as in the state of mind a person is when they see the Holy Tim's Suttonchops. Mr. Green

Serum, do you have these books in your library?

Tim Sutton's Suttonism Dictimary
To Kill a Slenderman
World Atlas (Tim Edition)
The Sutton and the Jay

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:11 am

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**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:34 am

Sedonase · Boot Joined: 16 Dec 2012 Posts: 12 Location: United States

It's Martim Sutton King, Jr.'s birthday today, everyone.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:56 am

j1001

There is no logical way to explain to a non MH fan why I am sitting here laughing so hard I'm wheezing at 11:37 on a Sunday night...

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:37 am

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:28 am

kclbm4 · Veteran Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 94

I have been compiling the information from us Timists and have started working on a compilation called "The Way of the Timist." It shall be viewed here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zFIv4pWVPSXpaxIDnfAXigEtRdOnpdgAkc6fSQvzuh0/edit?pli=1

A quote from the beginning:

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:25 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

This is just magnificent. In microsoft word, I have correctly formated this wonderful document, and when information is soon collected, the documents will be published.

Credit is due to me of the last few Timandments. I went grocery shopping, saw a grapefruit with a secret and gave me the Timandments. I am currently working on translating these valuable texts.

You shallst add:

ARTICLE II: Prayers and Requiretims

The Pledge of Sutton Chops

I pledge allegence,
To the sideburns,
of the all Holy Tim Sutton.
And to the Operator,
for which it stands,
One secret,
Under a grapefruit,
unshavable,
for Tim and suttonchops for all.

If you are to add a signature to your letter:

Brought to you by the all-holy Tim Sutton, who has brought you his secret via rollerblades

Also:

Timandment 13: No fruit shalst be eaten except for the grapefruit. They are not bullshit, and you will make sure the grapefruit has a secret.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:40 pm

Abalone

Agreed. I would love to help create a work of such great importance to Timkind. Wow... this feels almost like uncharted territory.

Anyway, I would love to contribute a piece from the collection of poems and essays entitled Anthology of Suttonist Holiday Lore that I found (incredibly!) in the free bin at the library.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:17 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

That is article 2 in the Holy Book of Tim.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:32 pm

Serum · Guest

Oh my Tim, I go away for six hours and when I come back, my people have created this wonderful thing for the Almighty Tim. Praise Tim! This is pure Timagination!

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:33 pm