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Serum · Guest

Oh, fellow Suttonites-- I fear that I, the Prophet Timhammed have committed and immortal sin. The other day I was performing the tri-weekly trimming ritual of grooming my own Sutton Chops and my hand wavered and I accidentally sliced one of the sideburns off, leading to the other one being removed, as well.

May Tim have mercy on me, I must now repent and purify myself by adorning my body with fire for thirty days and thirty nights.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:49 pm

Supersox · Veteran Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 137

Can one of Tim's followers point me to his amazing cinematographic work in which he is roller blading? I can't seem to find it anywhere...

**Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:13 am

ToTheArcanine · Decorated Joined: 14 Feb 2012 Posts: 200

Here you are, good sir, and may the light of Tim's roller skates shine brightly upon your countenance.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:19 am

CenturyChild

Sorry to hear about your facial hair tragedy, Serum. I know it might be a horrible thought, but I'm sure even the Holy Sutton Chops have seen times of despair.

Also, all fangirls need to see this. If ANYONE can find ANY video of this, please oh please share it with me.

http://researcherteague.tumblr.com/post/33626843822/josephskrillage-madeofspooky-a-reminder-that

**Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:51 am

darth nilhilus · Boot Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 18

Suttonites! I may be an outsider, but I bring to you all a vision! The holy Sutton chops, as we all know, are slowly growing into a full Sutton beard, but... what if... It does not stop growing? What if one day, when the holy Tim has grown to the more godly state of elderlyness, the hair grows white and covers his entire head?

This entire time, the faceless demon has really been Tim all along, with white hair covering his head, ascended to the level of power that allows him to travel through space and time!

**Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:15 pm

CenturyChild

**Posted:** Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:37 pm

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

I think he did, yes.

And hey, uh, why does TO's tie look black in this pic? Isn't it supposed to be red or am I drunk? And that's the

**Posted:** Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:48 pm

darth nilhilus · Boot Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 18

**Posted:** Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:25 pm

Serum · Guest

The Operator wears a black tie, the 'traditional' Slender Man wore a red tie.

Tim, however, wears a sort of checkered silver and lush gray tie...

**Posted:** Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:01 pm

SonicN2O · Veteran Joined: 19 Aug 2013 Posts: 82

The Holy Sutton is at his best when donning a suit as black as his magnificent facial hair- I direct you to Joeseph Listens to Jazz.

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

**Posted:** Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:36 pm

CenturyChild

I'd just like to say that the unspoilery #75 screenshot was very spoilery.

The sideburns are dying. *cries*

**Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:43 am

Craig Digsby

Nonsense. The holy sideburns don't know death. Instead, they have simply overtaken Tim's face. They have no bounds.
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**Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:44 pm

Serum · Guest

Sideburns are forever.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:17 pm