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Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

Brutality.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:01 pm

geekgirlinthefedora · Decorated Joined: 27 Aug 2013 Posts: 283

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:23 pm

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**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:31 pm

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Timman Rescue!

SilentMedusa · Entrenched Joined: 04 Jul 2013 Posts: 904

Happy birthday, Serum! Cool

Have a

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:55 pm

Serum · Guest

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:11 pm

TheJoker

An Eddsworld fan? Very Happy

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:52 pm

thatslenderdude · Unfettered Joined: 11 Sep 2012 Posts: 473

Happy birthday Serum! Smile

**Posted:** Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:53 pm

TimsomeTimsanity · Kilroy Joined: 07 Nov 2013 Posts: 2

On a dark desert Timway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of Timitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a Timmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew Tim
I had to stop for the night

As she stood in the Timway, I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself "This could be Tim or this could be Sarah"
Then she lit up a Timdle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the Timidor I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Timifornia
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Timifornia
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
You can find me here

Her mind is Timmany twisted, she got the Timcedes bends
She got lots of pretty, pretty boys that she calls Tim
How they dance in the Timyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain, "Please bring me my Tim"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Timifornia
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They're living it up at the Hotel Timifornia
What a nice surprise
(What a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on Tim
And she said, "We are all just Timoners here of our own device"
And in the Timster's chambers they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their Timly knives but they just can't kill the Sarah

Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the Timmage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the Timman, "We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave"

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:20 am

MaskyPlaysTheDrums · Boot Joined: 24 Oct 2012 Posts: 35

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:50 am

Katsatitagain

"Hotel Tim"

My new favorite song.

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:18 pm

Ztakk · Entrenched Joined: 09 Jan 2013 Posts: 868

Twas nice, till I say the line "Can't kill the Sarahs" psssh please. EVERYTHING CAN KILL THE SARAH

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:22 pm

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

The kind of person that registers here to post that specifically is the kind of person that belongs here.

"she's got lots of pretty, pretty boys that she calls Tim" LOL xD

Also +100 points for actually getting Timman in the song. Winning.

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:24 pm

Serum · Guest

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:55 pm

Ztakk · Entrenched Joined: 09 Jan 2013 Posts: 868

I just realized your lyrics say "Pink champagne on Tim"

HAHAH What???

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:14 pm

Hazman

I think it should be "Pink Tim on ice"

**Posted:** Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:56 pm