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[jackofnotrades]

After the revelation that Tim's Dad is the Operator, he sets off to learn about his special heritage, heading north, to the north pole. Once there, he throws the Ark into the distance of the Tundra, and suddenly the ground begins to shake and an ice palace emerges from the spot where it landed. Inside is brian with a treasure trove of snacks and anti-seizure meds.

Totheark and Sarah break up after a pregnancy scare, and being weirded out to find that they are time warped versions of eachother. The two are still on good terms, but no longer have romantic feelings for eachother. Totheark uses his skills with video/audio editing to become a performing artist, and changes his name to Skrillex.

Alex realizes that his constant use of rocks as weapons stems from a love/hate relationship he has with planet earth. He enrolls in community college as a geology major, wanting to better understand his connection.

Jessica and Jay, seemingly obliterated in a flash of light and an Operator teleport in the penultimate entry, now wake up in a hotel...in a world with no Operator. There's a bittersweet moment where Jay laments that he will never see Tim or the others again, but drives off into the distance while talking with Jessica.

Either the last scene is windshield footage, or all these scenes are delivered in a similar manner to the end of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

[Slendermau5]

[granitemoth88]

"the ark" is a box containing the boy who was found on a tree in Alex's ghost story. During the filming of Marble Hornets, Alex discovered the box in Rosswood Park and dug it up. Slenderman appeared and took the body somewhere. Hoody is the boy's older brother, who is looking for the "ark" so he can give his brother a proper burial. Hoody blames Alex for his brother's body's disappearance.

That leaves a lot of open holes and unsolved answers but it'd be cool nonetheless. I just can't figure out what the ark is and I have a feeling we won't know until the very last entry.

[Serum]

[adaminator1]

Entry 67

Tim and Jay watch the tape. The wham-bam revelation is that the tape is of Tim at the hospital as a child! He's having a birthday party, and the Operator blows out the candles. Cut to black.

TTA: Omniscience

Ambient noise. Projector projecting a steady white film on a black background that flashes words. "Knowledge" "is" Peace". Then a code that takes 600 hours to crack, and says "find her".

Entry 68

Tim and Jay head to the hospital to find more information. There, they find a large decaying banner across the entrance with a cryptic "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" with the Operator symbol on both sides. They search the hospital for more information and find birthday candles strewn across the rooms, and half eaten cakes everywhere.

TTA: Rebirth

A sped-up cake decaying, crumbling into dust. "found you".

Entry 69

Tim and Jay learn the horrible secrets that have plagued them for so long. The Operator is a serial killer clown with a messed up wardrobe! The cameras and stuff were distorted due to them buying shitty cameras. The Ark is, in fact, the Operator's twisted version of Noah's Ark in reverse, with all the animals and humans in it dead instead of alive. Then it turns out they need to be dead in order to enter the real reality-- the ArkWorld.

TTA: Forgiveness

10 seconds of a white screen with soothing music.

Series end.

[TheOperator]

[Zarggg]

If there is a death and Rebirth, will there eventually be an "End of Marble Hornets" movie composed of brain-melting religious imagery and apocrypha because no one liked the actual ending of the series?

[adaminator1]

[Serum]

Okay, okay, how about this? It's revealed that "the ark" is the ability to use the Operator's reality bending powers in starships-- starships that can fold space, making intergalactic travel a reality! So, Tim like, saves the world or something and Sarah has shaved her head and dresses all in black because she's the wicked witch of ancillary characters, and Jay and his son, Son of Marble Hornets-- a three month old child who has quickly grown into a man with an IQ far beyond that of comprehension are all standing on top of the abandoned hospital. Tim has become Tim Muad'Dib, and he raises his arms to the air and it starts to rain Slendermen and Son of Marble Hornets turns to the evil witch Sarah and says "And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!" Sarah's head explode's in fear of Tim's awesome new found omnipotence and she keels over, dead and then the end credits roll to a Sting song.

[ReeseSparrow]

In the end it is revealed that Jay was Keyser Soze all along and the ark was the name of his childhood sled.

[Serum]

No, no, I got one:

It turns out that "The Operator" is just a figment of Jay's imagination and that he's really behind the organization known as "ToTheArk" and he initiates Project Mayhem...

HIS NAME WAS ALEX KRALIE.
HIS NAME WAS ALEX KRALIE.
HIS NAME WAS ALEX KRALIE.

Or...

Rosswood's undisclosed town called Jay back to it, because it was Jessica and Jay's "special place" and Jay finds a video tape of himself smothering Jessica while she sleeps because she was dying of a disease and he wanted to put her out of her misery and the Operator is the physical manifestation of his sin, created by his own subconscious guilt!

[ReeseSparrow]

Or, Alex has been dead all along, any footage found of him was actually done during the filming of marble hornets, which was about college kids being stalked by a mysterious entity. Jay can't retain memories so he's trying to lead himself to the truth with a series of tapes tattoos and notes. The ark is a mental institution that jay escaped from, and Tim doesn't exist, he's just a product of his last hallucination before a jet engine falls on him and kills him. Oh, and just before he jumps out of cloud city, goody takes off his mask and reveals that he is his father and he just wants to rule the galaxy with him. Fin.

[Serum]

BUT THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE WHEN aliens from PLANET FRANCE come down and steal all of Tim's cigarettes-- leading him on Timdiana Jones and the Last Crusade! But now Jay is more machine than man, and Alex wears a robe with a hood-- he's a monster, casting long shadows and the Operator now knows Kung Fu and is played by ZOMBIE BRUCE LEE! That would be awesome.

[ledzepfilm]

Timdiana Jones and the Hospital of Doom - Entry 67! Young six year old Tim escapes with a survallience camera from the abandoned hospital into Rosswood Park. We find out who Hoody is and other mysteries. Black screen white text: "That tape explained a lot. I need to ask Tim if he remembers any of this. Maybe everything else will be solved. I think I found my answers. Thanks for all of the help."

[Geneaux486]

totheark will start doing "Let's Play" videos but his commentary won't make a lick of sense.