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[Slendermau5]

[OT] The Slender Man Mythos Off-Topic Thread

[michaelO2000]

 

[Slendermau5]

Really? I just laughed

[Foxhound2016]

Funny Adam Rosner Video:


LMAO'ed

[censura_umbra]

 

[cochinosanchez]

This will end up being the equivalent of the poop thread. I said too much already though. [/spoiler]

[brdardin]

That song is stuck in my head!!!!!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone.

[SignerJ]

[HorriblyAskew]

[punxtr]

Post it!

[HorriblyAskew]

Here it is...


You're tall, you're thin, you've got no face,
But I've got something that'll put you in your place.
I think you'll find the concept slightly appealing
Since I'm armed to the teeth with some real healthy eating.

We tried knives and bats, we tried pistols and fists.
We tried handing you money; a precaution on the list.
We tried running you over, but that ain't workin'!
Can't you see we're sick, that we don't want you lurkin'?

We're all ganging up to put an end to your fun.
Listen up close: The revolution's begun.
Get out of my presence. Yeah, you better run,
'Cause I've got a flipping banana gun.

Just one bite and you'll hit the ground.
I know why you stalk the EMH boys around:
When you're loading your banana gun, you slip up by taking out
Those over-ripe bananas that your "health" market's cranking out.

We're all ganging up to put an end to your fun.
Listen up close: The revolution's begun.
Get out of my presence. Yeah, you better run,
'Cause I've got a flipping banana gun!

They're the weapon the century; you won't wanna mess with me.
They're simple to get, 'cause they're nature's best heater yet.
When you're stirrin' up trouble, we'll arrive there on the double,
And I can say that everyone'll be packin' some banana guns.

We're all ganging up to put an end to your fun.
Listen up close: The revolution's begun.
Get out of my presence. Yeah, you better run,
'Cause I've got a flipping banana gun!

[Foxhound2016]

Good one

[Ithilwen22]

Poetry. Sheer, glorious poetry. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[censura_umbra]

I read that to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town (don't ask me why) and came up with this:

Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not scout I'm telling you why
Slender Man is coming to town

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He's waiting in mist
Take my advice
This suited man knows just where to slice
Slender Man is coming to town

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HE SEES you when you're sleeping
He stalks when you're awake
He chose if you'll be bad or good
So be good for Hoody's sake!

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So! You better watch out
Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout, I'm telling you why
Slender Man is coming
Slender Man is coming
Slender Man is coming to town!

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Oh-oh-Oh-oh

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Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout I'm telling you why
Slender Man is coming to town

01100010 01101001 01101110

He's waiting in mist
Take my advice
With this suited man don't roll the dice
Slender Man is coming to town

01100001 01110010 01111001

HE SEES you when you're sleeping
He stalks when you're awake
He chose if you'll be bad or good
So be good for Hoody's sake!

00100000 01110011 01101011

So! You better watch out
Oh! You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout, I'm telling you why
Slender Man is coming
Slender Man is coming
Slender Man is coming to town!

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Oh- you better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not shout!
I'm telling you why!

Slender Man is coming to town!!!!

[HorriblyAskew]

Thanks, guys. I have a lot more where that came from, too...and so far, both poems I've posted on these forums have been read to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Just watch; it's going to become a running joke with my poems.
Also, I absolutely love that, Umbra. The rhyme scheme is great. I swear, I'm going to be singing your version instead of the regular one when Christmas rolls around.