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konamouse
Official uF Dietitian


Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

 		Congratulations! You are suffering from
Konaosis.
Cause: drug abuse
Symptoms: sudden tooth loss, cloudy urine, dementia, receding gums
Cure: acupuncture


It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Konamouse's Disease.
Cause: improperly prepared absinthe
Symptoms: muscle spasms, humming, dementia, tree-climbing
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
_________________
'squeek'
r u a Sammeeeee? I am Forever!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:16 am
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Omnie
Entrenched


Joined: 07 Oct 2003
Posts: 772
Dr. Unheimlich wrote:
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Project MU's Disorder.
Cause: lack of bread

Symptoms: extremely high blood-alcohol level, vague glimpses of underlying reality, occasional vertigo, ankle swelling

Cure: prayer

Ok, that's just freaky.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:21 am
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addlepated
Unfictologist


Joined: 17 Aug 2003
Posts: 1885
Location: Austin, Texas
Omnie wrote:
vague glimpses of underlying reality

Shocked

PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:22 am
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aiesha_anonymous
Veteran


Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 101
Location: Australia
Quote:
Good lord! You are suffering from
Aiesha anonymous' Disorder.

Cause: bee sting

Symptoms: extreme hypothermia, excess saliva, extreme flacidity, tooth lengthening

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream


and because everyone else is:

Quote:
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Acheron's Disease.

Cause: lack of coffee in diet

Symptoms: depression, vague flacidity, urinary pain

Cure: attempt to repeat cause


PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:50 am
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grumpyboy
Unfettered

Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Posts: 660

 		Shocked
Quote:
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Grumpyitis.
Cause: hot weather

Symptoms: flashing eyes, coughing up blood, guilt, aggression

Cure: none


PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:55 am
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Hojo
Veteran

Joined: 26 Mar 2003
Posts: 105
Location: Keeeeeeswack
Quote:
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Hojorosis.

Cause: excessive Internet usage

Symptoms: American accent, grey stools, aphasia, anger

Cure: drink lots of water

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When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:25 am
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rosie
Guest


 		this is too fun
Quote:
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Rose's Syndrome.
Cause: a significant alignment of the stars

Symptoms: occasional headaches, overeating, hair tangling

Cure: drink lots of water



And we've been wondering what happened to Grey:

Quote:
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Grey's Syndrome.
Cause: a blow to the head

Symptoms: wing growth, bleeding gums, occasional ectoplasm, occasional smell of brimstone

Cure: fire


PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:09 pm
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yanka|tage
Guest
Omnie wrote:
Dr. Unheimlich wrote:
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Project MU's Disorder.
Cause: lack of bread

Symptoms: extremely high blood-alcohol level, vague glimpses of underlying reality, occasional vertigo, ankle swelling

Cure: prayer

Ok, that's just freaky.


Heh, and to complete the illness:
Quote:
Congratulations! You are suffering from Metaurchin's Disorder.
Cause: peer pressure

Symptoms: wheezing, dilation of pupils, revolving neck, grimacing

Cure: exercise


PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:15 pm
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kxmom11x
Charter Member


Joined: 24 Sep 2002
Posts: 86
Location: 40th & Plumb
Quote:

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Kxmom11x's Syndrome.
Cause: bad squirty cream
Symptoms: chapped lips, sudden blisters, vague facial hair
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

Shocked

PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:52 pm
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Medemia
Veteran

Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 108

 		Good lord! You are suffering from
Medemia's Lurgy.
Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: excessive hand tremors, slightly scaly skin, mildly black ears, sudden gills

Cure: trepanning

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:12 am
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enaxor
I Have No Life

Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Posts: 2395
Quote:
Good lord! You are suffering from
Enaxor's Syndrome.
Cause: lack of fresh air

Symptoms: slightly red eye, facial hair, fatigue

Cure: prayer

_________________
10/05/2007, 04/23/2009, 07/02/2015
The world is a much dimmer place.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:05 pm
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MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?


Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 2716
Location: State of Denial

 		Good lord! You are suffering from
Magesteff's Disorder.
Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: loose teeth, tooth lengthening, excessive tufts of hair

Cure: drink lots of water
_________________
Magesteff
A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead


PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:21 pm
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SarKenobi
Veteran


Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Posts: 91
Location: Portland, OR
Quote:
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Sarkenobi's Disease.

Cause: improperly prepared toast

Symptoms: face swelling, dry mouth, neck lengthening, frequent flacidity

Cure: fire


*burns everything*

I love toast, dammit.

And not to forget my nickname:

Quote:
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Sark's Lurgy.

Cause: falling over

Symptoms: hives, extremely yellow irises, overeating, flacidity

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream


PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:34 pm
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Petbubble
Boot

Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 16
Location: In the Dining Room
Quote:
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from Petbubble's Lurgy.

Cause: early mornings

Symptoms: water retention, hairy legs, face blurring when photographed, turning into a giant monster

Cure: Kryptonite


(eeeurgggh - hairy legs...let me at that ladyshave) Embarassed

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2004 12:25 pm
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