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vpisteve

Alright, let's hear your stories

**Posted:** Tue Nov 12, 2002 5:00 pm

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Ozy_y2k

My story:

I am actually a highly paid assassin for a subversive government unit that holds itself out as being a subdivision of the CIA, but is actually a black ops terrorist division. I spend all my time globetrotting on searches for information to fulfill obscure 12th century apocalyptic prophesies, and wearing stretchy black leather getups with blue wigs. I can kill a man seventeen different ways with my bare hands and my parents are lethal double agents. ABC wouldn't let me say anything about this fact until today, but WHOOOO, what a load off MY shoulders!

Oh, wait. That's not me. That's Sydney Bristow. Um, never mind.

O

**Posted:** Tue Nov 12, 2002 5:17 pm

fireball

Umm...stories?

I watched the show.
I solved the blindingly obvious clues.
I called in and left a message.

Not a terribly good story, but then again, not a terribly good ARG.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:32 am

sapagoo

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:37 am

fireball

Maybe it would be even better as a haiku?

I watched the Push show.
I solved the obvious clues.
I left a message.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:41 am

vpisteve

Uh-oh. Am I sensing a Push Haiku contest coming on??

Grace in the office
Rambler in the desert sun
Have a Corona.

A mystery fax.
Oranges and underwear.
This is much too hard!

Mmm. Deputy Dawn.
It's 9:15, so woo-hoo!
Damn you CSI!

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 12:33 pm

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Ozy_y2k

Quizno's lunch again?!?
Call my Sprint PCS phone
In my Toyota

LivePlanet gave up
Don't think Affleck cares no more
He has J Lo now

Damn you, ABC!
I collected all the clues
But I was too slow

Pay your taxes now
Or you might get audited
By that Prufrock freak

Conversation's good...
How much for a nice slo-dance?
Million forty-five?

David Lynch is pissed
Push Enn-Vee is no Twin Peaks
Where's the dancing dwarf?

Enoch's big mistake
Was to use that lame Yahoo
Unforums are best

Give us one last clue
"toyota18.com"
Imbri grits her teeth

O

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 1:47 pm

fireball

Mark Nakamoto
Won the million forty-five
Beat me by that much.

It's fifth, first, ninth, first,
Fifth, seventh, fourth, first, second,
Seventh, fifth, second.

Hey look, there's the clue.
Could it be more apparent?
Enoch what's the point?

Got me a tattoo
Just so I could be like Jim.
Death and Taxes baby!

Martha's Boardinghouse
What was back in the North Wing?
Now we'll never know.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 4:25 pm

bermuda653 · Boot Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 30 Location: 90265

an i for an eye
space and punctuation counts
dial fast sucker

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Tien_Le

Exodus in half
Is Nash Rambler dashboard key?
Is Al still alive?

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 4:29 pm

bill · Unfettered Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 614 Location: Tampa

Hopeful ABC
Toyota, Sprint. Hopes dashed.
Vongilnail

**Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2002 4:49 pm

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Gupfee

If I had a dick...

Oops, sorry, wrong haiku Razz

ABC: Affleck!
Too many distractions, yo
J.Lo booty calls

Actually I think the limerick is the more appropriate poetic form for this:

There once was a group called Live Planet
That had a gimmick to keep ABC from panning it
But Mary couldn't act
and the web game was a hack
So Push was cancelled, goldammit

**Posted:** Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:03 pm

vpisteve

Limericks!! Even Better!!

There once was a young man named Ben,
Who wished to be cool once again,
So, Twin Peaks he'd mimic
And add a cheap gimmick,
But no one would watch even then.

**Posted:** Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:34 pm

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Ozy_y2k

There once was a pervo named Sloman
Whose daughter's a bit of a ho, man
Her body she sold
"A secret not quickly told"
For a bible and a wad of dough, man.

There once was an agent named Prufrock
Investigated Push in some shock
He'd gotten these faxes...
No one paid their taxes!
And they all had sex at 9:15 o'clock!

Now Deputy Dawn and her posse
Spent all of their time acting blase
They busted Sloman's scam
Wham bam, thank you ma'am!
Now why not come back home to Ozy?

O

**Posted:** Thu Nov 14, 2002 2:10 pm