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dmax wrote:
I'd just break your heart.

According to them, I don't really have one to break Rolling Eyes

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:11 pm
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dmax
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Anonymous wrote:
dmax wrote:
I'd just break your heart.

According to them, I don't really have one to break Rolling Eyes


Sweet.

How you doin?
Cool

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:13 pm
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Flynn
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 240
Location: UK
dmax wrote:
Flynn & Magesteff sittin in a tree...

(Now you should be able to figure out if it's good or bad on your own)


Shocked Shocked Shocked Um, well, hmmm.... Wink

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:13 pm
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Ozy_y2k
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002
Posts: 460
Location: Carmel, Indiana

 		Hmm...

Quote:
The "OMGWTF"
Random Clueless Love Sponge (RCLSpg)

You are The OMGWTF.

You've been on the same continent as a lot of serious relationships. Some of them have even possibly involved people who might know people who might know you. Or at least "people". Whatever. Our guess is that you're one of those evil PM type dudes who spends waaay too much time updating his damn Livejournal or cross-checking posts on Unfiction for "IP integrity", rather than actually spending any time interacting with real, honest to God, living breathing flesh-encased individuals with, like, heartbeats n' stuff, and as a result you find it difficult to look in anyone's eyes unless they have that special sort of cathode-ray glow to them. You fall for random icons easily, probably own one too many webcams, speak exclusively in the ultra-romantic sweet-nothing language of l33t h4xx0rzz, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, you have an overpowering need to Ctrl-Alt-Del the whole kit and kaboodle and reboot your sorry heart into the stratosphere. You have an annoying habit of looking for puzzles in your significant other's love poems. She wouldn't mind this so much, if you didn't insist on converting all of her carefully constructed iambic pentameter into base64.


Your exact opposite:
Everybody Else

Give it up, yo. You just ain't gonna find ANYONE out there who grokks you.

ALWAYS AVOID: People, Animals, Anything Even Vaguely Organic, Mouse Ears

CONSIDER: Ritalin


PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:26 pm
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kxmom11x
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Joined: 24 Sep 2002
Posts: 86
Location: 40th & Plumb

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Ozy_y2k wrote:
Hmm...

Quote:
The "OMGWTF"
Random Clueless Love Sponge (RCLSpg)

You are The OMGWTF.

You've been on the same continent as a lot of serious relationships. Some of them have even possibly involved people who might know people who might know you. Or at least "people". Whatever. Our guess is that you're one of those evil PM type dudes who spends waaay too much time updating his damn Livejournal or cross-checking posts on Unfiction for "IP integrity", rather than actually spending any time interacting with real, honest to God, living breathing flesh-encased individuals with, like, heartbeats n' stuff, and as a result you find it difficult to look in anyone's eyes unless they have that special sort of cathode-ray glow to them. You fall for random icons easily, probably own one too many webcams, speak exclusively in the ultra-romantic sweet-nothing language of l33t h4xx0rzz, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, you have an overpowering need to Ctrl-Alt-Del the whole kit and kaboodle and reboot your sorry heart into the stratosphere. You have an annoying habit of looking for puzzles in your significant other's love poems. She wouldn't mind this so much, if you didn't insist on converting all of her carefully constructed iambic pentameter into base64.


Your exact opposite:
Everybody Else

Give it up, yo. You just ain't gonna find ANYONE out there who grokks you.

ALWAYS AVOID: People, Animals, Anything Even Vaguely Organic, Mouse Ears

CONSIDER: Ritalin


PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:34 pm
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yanka|tage
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 		That's hilarious, especially this:
Ozy_y2k wrote:
... you find it difficult to look in anyone's eyes unless they have that special sort of cathode-ray glow to them.

Also consider: stepping outside; or, in the words of Wongmo
Wongmo wrote:
Pick a sunny day, summon your strength of will, and make yourself walk through the door into the sunshine. It might be scary at first...


PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 8:04 pm
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Myssfitz
Unfettered


Joined: 26 Feb 2003
Posts: 695
Location: In the pasture

 		The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
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Well, Moo

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:11 pm
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greywolf
Decorated

Joined: 27 Sep 2002
Posts: 217
Location: Florida

 		Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Mine's not too bad!


Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
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see, is all your life will ever be. --Pink Floyd

"Dude," said Puppetmaster 2, "it's a hurricane. Put the phone down." --found on wired

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:17 pm
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talax
Boot

Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 39
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2004 4:23 am
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SpaceBass
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Joined: 20 Sep 2002
Posts: 2701
Location: pellucidar

 		Fear me.

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The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)


Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.


If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor - Deliberate Gentle Sex Master


Seriously, how many people get asked not (emphasis theirs) to use their service? Oh, and the picture is classic.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2004 3:59 pm
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Varin
I Have No Life


Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 2456
Location: South of where I used to be
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The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Your exact opposite:
The Nurse

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Poolboy

CONSIDER: The False Messiah, someone just like you.

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"meta meta meta, I made you out of play..." ~ j5

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 5:10 pm
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Hojo
Veteran

Joined: 26 Mar 2003
Posts: 105
Location: Keeeeeeswack
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The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."


ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.

Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

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When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt...

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