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zimbomonkey · Greenhorn Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 5

[SPEC] Honey, the ancient Egyptians, and the Queen.

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:35 pm

ScarpeGrosse

I read in a book that the Egyptians also used to soak dead serfs in honey and feed bits of them to people as medicine. Indigestion? Have some honeyed skin. Constipation? Have some honeyed skin. Mental illness? Have some honeyed skin.

Its too bad we don't do *that* anymore.

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:43 pm

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Max Damage · Decorated Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 178

Hey, it's better than leeches.

Hey... The best of both worlds of ancient medicine... Combined!

Have some honeyed leeches!

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:46 pm

zimbomonkey · Greenhorn Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 5

Does my reasoning make sense though?

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:42 pm

Shadrach · Boot Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 10

I'd say it makes sense. it certainly fits in with the theory in some slightly more eccentric circles that the Egyptians were visited and helped/enslaved by an alien intelligence... Stargate anyone?

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:15 pm

Max Damage · Decorated Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 178

**Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:33 pm