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Tank8131 · Boot Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 53 Location: Illinois

[META] Does it all hold up?

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:14 pm

Freelance · Boot Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Posts: 61

Also try contacting all the vets in the Napa Valley area and ask if they've ever had any patients by the name of "Farnsworth"

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:15 pm

Tank8131 · Boot Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 53 Location: Illinois

Interesting...are you joking or being serious? Chances are they wouldn't give out that kind of information to just anyone. I'm also not sure how far Napa Valley is from where Dana or Margaret lives....and i don't want to run my phone bill up the wall by making these calls

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:19 pm

Dorkmaster

I wholeheartedly agree with Freelance. I believe we should ask anyone who has ever gone into the UPS Store if they know what Twing means...

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:14 pm

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Killer-of-Lawyers · Boot Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX

I suppose that might work. Or just look really wierd. Why not use a flyer? Offer a free donut or something for information on the box, whereabouts of Dana, or the meaning of life, the unvierse and everything. Err.. Twing.

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:23 pm

Tank8131 · Boot Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 53 Location: Illinois

Twing- http://www.the-chaos-crew.com/swrpg/ships/twingd6.htm

Dana at the wing
Danatwing

**Posted:** Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:09 pm

Killer-of-Lawyers · Boot Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX

Ofcourse! Quick! Danas escaped to space! Everone into the Flying Sombrero of DOOM!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:06 am

Macavity

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:51 am

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cpip · Veteran Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 109 Location: KY

Oh, c'mon -- I want the Avenger, and a double-strength team! Maybe with some hover-tanks...

Mmm, hover-tanks.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:58 am

Dorkmaster

You can have the hover tanks, but I get the X-wing squadron. And none of you crappy Y-wing commanders (how can you call yourself a commander? "I'm slow, but I have bombs!") can come with me. However, I feel that our true enemy in all of this, and no one has really brought this up yet, is Farnsworth. Look at him, all smug on his pillow... ready to take over the world, I tell you! I think he will be our first target....

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:05 am

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

cpip · Veteran Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 109 Location: KY

Hey, don't be knockin' the Y-Wing, baby. Some of us just have to be bold and brave and fly those things. And we get tailgunners.

Sometimes.
In certain iterations.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:07 am

Lutzie · Veteran Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 137

Can I take my Missile Boat then?
I've racked up more Y-Wing kills than hot dinners in that thing... Smile

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:08 am

cpip · Veteran Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 109 Location: KY

Those missile boats were eeeeeevil.

And yet, indescribably sexy.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:09 am

Dorkmaster

Wow, for a second, I was really in character, and I was really going to write a furious comeback to that Y-wing thing... lol... Ok, the Y-wings can come, but they have to bring silly bombs like vanilla pudding bombs, and silly putty bombs (Just think! We could drop a silly putty bomb on a town, pick it up, and move it over, and create a duplicate (although stretched out) copy of that town! Standard construction will be a thing of the past! Think of the money we'll save! Coffee

(*edit - that coffee smiley cracks me up every time man... is that wrong?)

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:11 am

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

Dorkmaster

Letter to Tank8131:

We regret to inform you that your spec (admittedly a little off reality, but a valiant try) has died. It has been replaced by dork* humor concerning imaginary (yet cool) weapons of mass destruction and vehicles made by Kenner (remember Kenner?)... While we know no amount of compensation can replace your loss, please accept our deepest consolation, as well as this horse's head. We feel your pain. Sort of.

Sincerely,
Dorkmaster, cpip, Lutzie, Macavity, Freelance, and Killer-of-Lawyers

Oh yeah, that horse's head: Pony?!

*no offense intended. Read my name, kids!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:19 am

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce