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Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Unbeliever wrote:
I wish we'll get contact with extra terrestial life in my life time.
Granted, unfortunately, the extra-terrestrial looks like Bea Arthur naked, and YOU are the only one who can help it repopulate its dying race.
I wish the Princess would take some action already...
edit - By Jove, I think my comedy gland just gave a spurt there!
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:41 pm
Unbeliever
Greenhorn
Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 8
Dorkmaster wrote:
I wish the Princess would take some action already...
Granted! She reveals herself by mass distributing pictures of her in the act of repopulating her dying race. Turns out you were right about her looking like Bea Arthur.
I wish we won't be dissapointed on the 24th....
- u
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:50 pm
Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Granted! We will be quite satisfied knowing there is nothing more to do, what with knowing that Melissa has taken over all communications systems and has complete control of all nuclear weapons caches and all!
I wish that we really knew who was the "good guy" in all of this.
edit - AHA! just split seconds before Sep7imus!!! WHOA! What a topic you started, Unbeliever!
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:55 pm
Last edited by Dorkmaster on Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:56 pm; edited 2 times in total
Sep7imus
Veteran
Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 149
Unbeliever wrote:
I wish we won't be dissapointed on the 24th....
- u
Granted, we won't. But you will.
I wish the Pious Flea would bite Farnsworth.
Edit: Curse you Dorkmaster!!! I mean, thanks!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:55 pm
Last edited by Sep7imus on Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:57 pm; edited 1 time in total
t3hb1gturk3y
Greenhorn
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3 Location: Colorado Springs
Granted. Bungie announces that Halo 2 was never in production and that they are releasing single player demos of candyland.
I wish that at the end of the rainbow there was really a Collectors Edition Halo 2.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:55 pm
Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
GRANTED AND GRANTED! The pious flea bites Farnsworth, who runs away into a rainbow(?) and at the end of that rainbow it's a collectors edition of Halo 2. However, the only upgrade that makes this a "collector's edition" is that the soundtrack is completely the same as the Teletubbies TV show... (AGAIN! AGAIN!)
Ok, so now I wish for some productive hours in my workday, unlike today, where I got about 2 hours of real work done in 9 hours of paid time... (shhh...)
EDIT - 250 POSTS!!! Ok, I gotta go home now...
2nd edit - BTW, Sep7imus, I realized I can't delete it after someone posted... sorry...
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:59 pm
Shad0
I Have No Life
Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 2180 Location: Southern California, USA
Dorkmaster wrote:
Ok, so now I wish for some productive hours in my workday, unlike today, where I got about 2 hours of real work done in 9 hours of paid time... (shhh...)
Granted, but it's because your boss decides that, instead of firing you for slacking, you'll just be demoted to a job with no computer access whatsoever.
I wish that, on August 24, vpisteve gets his dancing robots.
_________________These were the puzzles that would take a day, these were puzzles that would take a week, and these puzzles they'd probably never figure out until we broke down and gave them the answers. ... The Cloudmakers solved all of these puzzles on the first day.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:05 pm
immitamaru
Kilroy
Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 1
Quote:
I wish that, on August 24, vpisteve gets his dancing robots.
Granted, but in about a week, they will kill us all
I wish, that on August 24, people will finally realize that commas aren't necisary
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:22 pm
Killer-of-Lawyers
Boot
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX
g4a|\|T3D! But \/\/3 also must always sp34k 1337 for eternity.
I wish I knew why MC has shields, but still uses a machine gun....
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:03 pm
Blacklotus
Boot
Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 43
granted, but bungie finds out you know, and orders a bounty on your head.
I wish I had an actual trout for every time there was a trout in this forum.
_________________"Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of sXXXch, or the right of the people peaceably to XXXemble, and to peXXXion the government for a redress of grievances." -- Marc Rotenberg
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:13 pm
Anton P. Nym
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 550 Location: London, Canada
Blacklotus wrote:
I wish I had an actual trout for every time there was a trout in this forum.
Granted. Without refrigeration. (*sniff* *sniff* ewwww...)
I wish I had a solid idea of what those ideograms are on the osmium box.
-- Steve's almost afraid to see what happens when this gets granted.
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Institute for Advanced ILB Research
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:20 pm
Killer-of-Lawyers
Boot
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX
Granted. Two Words: Alien Porn.
I wish I had a Cortana like AI to make witty comments about my life and rummage around my PC.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:26 pm
Astald
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Posts: 747 Location: Just outside of Pittsburgh (Go Steelers!)
Granted, but she takes the appearance of a naked Bea (Bee heehee) Arthur.
I wish all the feedback from this ARG makes videogame companies rethink the ease of puzzles in their games.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:31 pm
Sep7imus
Veteran
Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 149
Astald wrote:
I wish all the feedback from this ARG makes videogame companies rethink the ease of puzzles in their games.
Granted, but since we can't get the coordinates puzzle at all, they start making all game puzzles easier.
I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish for this puzzle. Oh wait, now I don't wish that anymore.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:17 pm
chaotic_mind
Unfettered
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 325 Location: Inside my head, behind the eyes
Your wish is SOOOO not my command. Granted.
You no longer have to come up with a wish to continue the thread, instead it defaults to the next person to post.
Which just happens to be me.
I wish that I had 20 million more wishes, completely transferable, and usable at all upstanding places of wish-fulfilment.
Work with that!
Luke P.
edit- Don't worry Steve. I had fun reading it.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:29 pm
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