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vpisteve
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Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 2441 Location: 1987
[SPEC] The Obvious Coordinates Conclusion OK, we're all running around looking for patterns and commonalities with these coordinates when the obvious is staring us in the face (occam's razor, yada yada).
We've been given a list of 220 coordinates that are very specific (to within 30 feet) and a countdown timer pointing toward a specific date (August 24th). The coordinates are pointing at realworld locations whose only thing in common is that they're accessible by being on a street. This isn't some list of coords where there's some mathmatical pattern, the locations wouldn't end up being so specific. These are all places right on streets, guys. Look here , here and here , for example. If it were some sort of pattern recognition puzzle, these locations wouldn't be all pointing at streets like they are.
So, we need to back up and look at the obvious, most simple conclusion here: This is a list of 220 very specific locations around the US, where something is going to happen on August 24th. I know, it sucks, because it's a long time to wait. But from a PM perspective, two weeks is plenty of time for word to get around (unfiction's not the only group playing this) to maximize the number of people who will show up on the 24th.
I know we want it to be more, and it is, for those who are grabbing the hidden text etc. and getting plenty of backstory and digging everything out of what we're given that we can. But the average person can look at this list of coordinates and figure it out.
As to what will happen, I have no clue. 220 Danas show up and take over the world? Free games will be given out? Who knows? It'll either be something really lame, like flyers saying "Be sure to buy your Halo 2" on the one hand, or the launch of an incredible ARG the likes of which we've never seen on the other hand.
So, if you're near a location, scope it out ahead of time, and be there on August 24th. I know where I will be.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:05 pm
Speaker
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You don't think the distribution is a little odd for it to be something like that? I mean, why the 7 sites in a Sedalia, MO? Why the total absence of sites in Texas? The sheer wierdness of the distribution implies some deeper meaning - to me anyway.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:07 pm
Dorkmaster
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Why two sites across the street from each other in Chicago?
I don't outright disagree with you, apisteve, but I do question it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:10 pm
eMouse
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Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 179
I believe someone reported back that one location was at the end of a remote dirt road. Another was in the middle of a fenced-in industrial complex. Both highly unlikely candidates for an 'in game' event.
The more I hear about the locations, the more I believe what's at the locations means little to nothing. These locations were pulled off a map, and a map should be enough to get the information we're intended to get from these coordinates.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:11 pm
Andy
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 55
I've got to agree with Speaker and the others here.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:12 pm
Grout
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One would think it would take a hell of a lot of manpower to get something to happen at once at 220 remote locations around the country. I'd like to think the PMs have the money and the manpower to do such a thing, but I find it doubtful. The only thing I could imagine them having enough support for, would be a direct marketing endevour, such as handing out halo demos or something... but then why would they pick such a bad distribution of locations? Sedalia or wherever? None in Texas? 2 in Chicago that are across the street from eachother?
Maybe I'm wrong... maybe something will happen at all of these sites on the 24th... but what? What could they do that would fit in with the plot? Have a bunch of actors show up in robot costumes? And if they were just going to plant objects - I imagine they would have some trouble getting away with that at the Sears Tower.
Even so, we've got 2 weeks... what else are we going to do to pass the time? Even if this is just a list of addresses for us to go get our Halo teeshirts on the 24th, lets treat it like a puzzle until then. Why not?
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:16 pm
Andy
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Quote:
Have a bunch of actors show up in robot costumes?
That would totally rule.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:19 pm
sherpa
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Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 338 Location: cam.ac.uk
I agree with most of the posters in this thread. Occam's Razor is all very well, though I'd say the "simplest" explanation which happens to involve a jump from numbers to GPS co-ordinates to physical locations isn't necessary the "simplest".
Anyway; let's think about this in terms of the story, not as a disconnected puzzle.
Why does SPDR know about these physical locations? Surely she doesn't... is there another way the data could be interpreted, to a computer?
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:24 pm
Dorkmaster
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Andy wrote:
I've got to agree with Speaker and the others here.
Andy wrote:
That would totally rule.
All hail the analytical mind that is Andy.
(sorry man, I had to... you set yourself up for that one...)
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:25 pm
Andy
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Are you saying that a bunch of actors in robot costumes wouldn't rule? Maybe they'd do a little dance or something!
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:31 pm
Grout
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If I ever make an ARG, it will definitely end with over 200 people in robot costumes all over the country doing a coordinated dance routine.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:33 pm
ilovecheese
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Grout wrote:
If I ever make an ARG, it will definitely end with over 200 people in robot costumes all over the country doing a coordinated dance routine.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:35 pm
Ikkarus
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Andy wrote:
Are you saying that a bunch of actors in robot costumes wouldn't rule? Maybe they'd do a little dance or something!
The man makes an irrefutable point. 220 synchronized dancing robots spread across the continental United States would, most assuredly, rule.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:38 pm
Hayden2013
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it would be even better if they were dancing to the Hamsterdance theme.....
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:43 pm
Dorkmaster
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Holy cow! I'm sorry vpisteve. I didn't mean to derail your topic. I just wanted to make a quick joke. I didn't intend a War-and-Peace-like saga of epic proportions about the humor found in robotic dance. Accept my apology. I hereby give myself the horse's head award for telling jokes in a serious forum: to remind myself that if I can only see the horse's head, then I must be the part attached at the other end.
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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:43 pm
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