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[Guest]

I am still getting a 404 on the hoodlums wav. ARGh indeed.

[Kger]

[Blicero]

[finn]

aidan not eden

[thebruce]

argh! I want to update my transcripts! bah... we don't need recordings of the phone conversations, we know the calls are simply to unlock melissa's memory fragments, and we can get them off the website. I was successful in downloading the hoodlum sound and I've got it transcripted. It'll be in my compilation as soon as I can get back to editing it... But here it is accurately:

[Female] I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.
[Male] It's ok
[Female] No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.
[Male] Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.
[Female] It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...
[Male] Earth?
[Female] He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...
[Male] He sounds great.
[Female] Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.
[Male] But, that's not the problem.
[Female] No.
[Male] It's not so bad he's...
[Female] colorful?
[Male] A hoodlum, just that he's not...
[Female] One of our hoodlums
[Male] <laughs> yeah

[Blicero]

[Blicero]

[Danor]

Probably trout by the time it's posted, but 'parasites' is hot.

[Occupational Hazard]

All of the wavs are going to be mirrored here...

http://wavs.monkeyinjuly.com
http://monkeyinjuly.com/wavs

our_hoodlums is there

[Blicero]

[Malrog]

our_hoodlums.wav

[PunkBoy]

Parasites seems to be a continuation of our_hoodlum. seems that the lady went to the bathroom, and that this whole thing is being recorded...i guess that explains the whirring. Odd though, that the male sounds like Jersey...

[Brad]

Parasites

1. Hello...hello are you there?
2. What the hell happened?
1. I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.
2. I have a situation here, she's gone!
1. Don't let her escape!
2. It happened so fast, I didn't know what to do!
1. Where'd she go?
2. The bathroom!
1. Copy that...what did she say when she left?
2. I don't know...as soon as I started talking about intestinal parasites, boom! Gone!
1. I don't get it...that should have worked. It's right here in the book, chapter three: share your interests.

Both speakers are males and the file begins with a faint whirring sound, similar to rewinding a cassette tape.

[jegger]

A transcript of Parasites:

[Wandering_Angela]

Transcript of our_hootlums.wav, in case anyone is still having trouble with it:
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Woman: I'm so sorry... I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.

Man: It's ok.

Woman: No, it's really not fair and this place is so nice...

Man: Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.

Woman: It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...

Man: Earth.

Woman: He has a ponytail...he's blond.

Man: He sounds great.

Woman: Yeah! He helps people get through Earth immigration. You know, visas and whatever. He got my brother here. Some of what he does is kinda gray market, you know. I mean, really it's black market.

Man: But that's not the problem.

Woman: No.

Man: It's not so bad that he's...

Woman: Colorful...

Man: ...a hoodlum. It's just that he's not...

Woman: One of our hoodlums.

Man: Yeah.
---------------

Sounds to me like Woman's mom set these two up on a blind date. Woman isn't interested, but she couldn't turn it down 'cause she doesn't want Mom to know about her secret boyfriend, Aiden, who helps smuggle people on and off Earth. Which suggests that Man and Woman aren't from Earth.