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Cherry Cotton · Decorated Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

New axons! No time to look at them all, but... 7:39 at NW Flanders and 23rd is back! WAAAAH!

**Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:29 pm

jes5199 · Boot Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 43 Location: Portland, OR

well, the problems with my web site ( http://jes5199.com/getaxons.html ) are fixed, but there's some chance ( around 100% ) some of the newest (within the last week) notes were lost. that teaches me for trusting somebody else's database
sigh.

i should really write a good automatic killer.jpg list creator.... but i'm not entirely sure there will be another round after next week (we're so close to 777 !!!)

anyway, i'll try to grab SE 82nd & King this weekend, just cause it's there.

**Posted:** Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:06 am

Cherry Cotton · Decorated Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

I have a favor to ask:

Today I'm going to get that elusive 7:39 axon, the last one necessary to make the "alaska" sound file go hot, provided that I don't spontaneously screw up the word "Greene." Can anybody take the other one, the 17:25 one at 82nd and King? Today's our last day to get these axons before the new list goes up, so if we get both of them today we can enjoy the spectacle of ALL AXONS CLEAR FOR PORTLAND! WOOHOO!

...but of course, don't take off work or nothing, Cherry's personal gratification is not worth going out of your way to answer a payphone.

Thanks!

**Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:11 am

archon · Decorated Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 250

Sorry Cherry, I didn't see your post about getting the axon before I went to get it. Either way, we unlocked alaska for everyone, so woo-hoo.

**Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:42 am

Cherry Cotton · Decorated Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

(No problem, Archon, it was thanks to you that I knew that the payphone was the one we needed.)

Hello and welcome to the all-new Recipe 1 Axons: Featuring Chocolate Chip Cookies!

I compiled a list of the Oregon axons. Plus, as an added bonus, visit any axon today and get a free Bee-Licious Chocolate Chip Cookie! No, seriously, I made a batch and they're very tasty, and I'll be taking 'em along with me and all you have to do to get one is to participate in the following conversation....

CHERRY: Hello. I am still detecting somewhat substandard cooking hardware. This is getting very suspicious. I need to tell you something in order to help me reveal the pastries, but... I don't know if you are who you say you are. What happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda?

YOU: ...Kaboom?

CHERRY: Good!

Jersey: Hey, Durga, these are some good cookies.
Durga: Indeed, they are. I cross-indexed humans' taste for cookies with their taste for Elvis Presley and then corroborated that evidence with the shrapnel in John Kerry's left knee and then multiplied it by 7, ate the results, and baked cookies. Would you like another?
Jersey: Sure, if we weren't BEING ATTACKED BY KILLER SLIME BUGS FROM SPACE!! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Mas7er Chef: D00D! 1'LL T4KE 0UT THE K1LLER SL1ME BUGS W1TH MY--
floopspeospspoflospcsffsslcpspoefsspeeoooo

CHERRY: End of segment. Abort, Retry, Fail?

And only THEN will you get a cookie. I'll start at the 11:23 axon on Woodstock and 46th and go to as many as I can from there. See ya!
(Be sure to load the text document to see the Oregon axons; I used a lot of tabs, so when I paste it into the forum it looks all funky.)

**Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:03 am

archon · Decorated Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 250

SE 82nd and Lamphier is right in front of a McDonnalds. The axon is next to the drive-through. The McDonnalds is next to a titty bar.

Allen is at the Greenwood Inn. The staff is used to weirdos walking in and waiting for a phone call by now, so you don't have to worry about that.

**Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:39 am

Cherry Cotton · Decorated Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

Change of plans! Since my sleep schedule has gone terribly wonky since that party I had the other day (ooogh), I am going to get the 7:39 axon after all. BUT! Take Notice! I will miss the 10:25 axon at 23rd and Glisan. This is so that I can get back home in time to catch the 11:23 axon at the comic shop on Woodstock. While I am at home, I will check up on pertinent happenings such as what happened at 777 axons and what the new question/answer is (please God, let me get it right at the 7:39 axon). I will then catch the 11:23 axon and relay the information to anybody I meet there or at following axons.

So, if anybody could get the 10:25 one, that would be great! I can catch the ones in my area. Axon Hunters Assemble!

(aaand, this is my one hundredth post! Yay!)

Edited to include:

Question: What's my favorite game?
Answer: Hide and seek

...according to Cortana and MikeWas. Thanks!

**Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:54 am

Cherry Cotton · Decorated Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

Aggh! Archon and I got a live call from Melissa, but we were nervous and it was a bust. Shoot! It was fun, though. Story to come later.

**Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:11 pm

malakite · Greenhorn Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 3

Stretch_em. 6th and Oak. 5:37 pm. Anyone gonna be there?

**Posted:** Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:58 pm

archon · Decorated Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 250

Good job on the axons, team. Fun meeting the other regulars. I'll see about Allen tomorrow, however most if not all of the gas has left my vehicle and is helping to pollute the environment even as we speak.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:00 am

vector

Great to see you all out there today! The Portland hive Rocks!
Here is the link to the Portland specific maping site i mentioned. Not as nessicery anymore with all of the down right impressive resouces that others in the forum are provideing but the information on the site is the most recent data available (terraserver photos are from 1995, these are from last year) anyway, here is the link.

http://www.portlandmaps.com/

**Posted:** Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:30 am

SpaceBass

Well I hit the 7:39 not_for_me this morning and even though it got opened and the group canceled before my time came up, I still got the call and successfully enhotenated it. That group got 4 extra successes today. Wink

**Posted:** Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:58 am

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jes5199 · Boot Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 43 Location: Portland, OR

Well, it's pretty clear: we're no longer after max numbers of axons, just whatever it takes to get the wavs

of course, that just means we're gonna have to grab as many as we can on the first day each time Cool

**Posted:** Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:43 am