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hmrpita

Look--it's a new page!
Not unlike the beginning
Of a brand new page.

**Posted:** Sun May 22, 2005 5:58 pm

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So is your sort of search;
You will find what you desire.
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Clayfoot

Halo is the game
that brought you to XBox Live
out of cyberspace

You shall play
no video games
besides it

You shall not
swear on XBox Live
in Halo

Remember
the day of training;
keep it fresh

Honor your clan girls
lest they seek another clan
making you look lame

You shall not murder
your teammates in team battle
unless in custom

You shall not
enemy spawn camp
lest you die

You shall not steal
the sniper rifle, unless
you are a good shot

You shall not
bear false witness of
your last match

You shall not
covet your teammate's
scorpion

nor his hog
nor his hog driver
nor his flag

EDIT: #3 was 3-7-5 form!

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Phaedra

**Posted:** Tue May 24, 2005 4:18 pm

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Alzheimers · Unfettered Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Posts: 339

Halo 2 was sweet
But Killzone 2 is Teh Hawt
Can Bungie top that?

**Posted:** Fri May 27, 2005 8:16 pm

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Anton P. Nym

One can only hope
That Bungie will show us our
Arbie in High-Def.

(And not pre-rendered
Teasers that whet appetites
still fan-ravenous.)

Spring of Oh-Seven
Might bring the glorious bloom
Of Halo's story.

-- Steve hopes Guerilla
Solves that nasty frame rate bug
On their new console.

Killzone Pee-Ess-One
Looked like a slideshow at times.
"Halo killer"? Not.

(P.S. I've just had a terrible idea; game review haikus. Please talk me out of this.)

**Posted:** Sat May 28, 2005 11:42 am

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Alzheimers · Unfettered Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Posts: 339

The limits to which
Halo2 pushed the box brought
pop-ins and Jaggies.

Are they to be held
responsible for consoles
built with crappy specs?

Cell vs. G5
in Silicon Stadium
Whose will Reign Supreme?

Personally, I
am more interested in
a Revolution!

**Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 5:27 pm

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Anton P. Nym

**Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 6:12 pm

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Elec · Boot Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 57

Haven't been around
Lately and so I thought I'd
Say hello to all!

**Posted:** Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:48 pm

Cold_Fire

Hi! My first Haiku.
I hope I don't mess this up.
Well, how did I do?

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:20 pm

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Rendon · Boot Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 54

**Posted:** Sun May 14, 2006 12:35 am

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<forerunner_> maybe halo 2 will be good as a mug.
<Vilnius> If by mug, you mean Jesus, then yes.

thebruce

Join The Beekeepers,
We who are Melissa's crew -
Spartan Company!

http://spartans.ilovebees.co

Smile

(Ancient thread is bumped!
Please don't shoot the messenger,
Just the Pious Flea)

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