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[HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...
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ThaJinx
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 430

 		At this moment in
time I am suffering from
psychotic visions.

Man, this cold sure does
suck a lot, especially
when I see dead folks.

I'll bet that that's what
The Sixth Sense was all about:
some kid with a cold.

Sucks to be him, sucks
to be me too. Psychotic
delusions are GREAT.

Wow, I just linked four
incredibly bad haiku
together. Now five.

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thebruce
Dances With Wikis


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angelo wrote:
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...I don't think that's haiku Razz


NO! It's a puzzle!
oh, wait... Wink


...RYX?
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CoffeeJedi
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Location: Charlotte NC, USA
thebruce wrote:
angelo wrote:
Quote:
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...I don't think that's haiku Razz


NO! It's a puzzle!
oh, wait... Wink


...RYX?

yeah, my buddy had one o' those, he got the 32 Edelbrock double carb with the twin turbo runnin at 14 psi and bored the crank (or is that cranked the bore?) to 13 over under and a hi-flow catback

wait... that's a WRX... hehe... nevermind, and here i thought it was a puzzle directing us to our local Subaru dealer

this was not haiku
but a false auto tech joke
lame comic attempt
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Gestas
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004
Posts: 92
Location: Mostly away in Real Life (TM) at present

 		Currently taking place in the mind of Gestas:

Gestas: You know, Haiku is fun and all, but this is the 21st century!

Dismas: Yes. Yes it is.

Gestas: So, like, we need to have Haiku for the 21st Century! A fresh Haiku! A new Haiku!

Dismas: You have too much time on your hands, don't you?

Gestas: Free-form Haiku!

Dismas: Free. Form. Haiku?

Gestas: Yeah!

Dismas: Wouldn't that be... well, wouldn't that just be an, um... ordinary sentence?

Gestas:...

Gestas: I hate you.
----------------------------------------
Hey! Free-form haiku!
It is merely normal prose.
Saddened... I depart.

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xnbomb
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 		The stillness of winter
The North wind blows brisk
Landscapes devoid of interest
Waiting for an ARG
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krystyn
I Never Tire of My Own Voice


Joined: 26 Sep 2002
Posts: 3651
Location: Is not Chicago

 		Coagulation:
the giggle is heard and loved
we play bumper cars!


(post number 1000! post number 1000!)

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ThaJinx
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Posts: 430
krystyn wrote:
Coagulation:
the giggle is heard and loved
we play bumper cars!



(post number 1000! post number 1000!)

I go "bump" against
the wall with her in between
it and my bumper!

Congrats on 1,000!

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angelo
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ThaJinx wrote:
krystyn wrote:
Coagulation:
the giggle is heard and loved
we play bumper cars!



(post number 1000! post number 1000!)

I go "bump" against
the wall with her in between
it and my bumper!

Congrats on 1,000!


Scary driver? sure
but who would dare to mock her
risk termination?
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INCyr
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angelo wrote:
Scary driver? sure
but who would dare to mock her
risk termination?


Angelo protects
Avenges Krystyn, her deaths
My arch nemisis
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HitsHerMark
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Location: Austin, TX

 		Bumper cars is fun.
Scorpions dance in the field.
Don't take my banshee!
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GirlInFocus
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Shad0
I Have No Life


Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Posts: 2180
Location: Southern California, USA

 		Re: puzzle (not!)
thebruce wrote:
angelo wrote:
Quote:
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...I don't think that's haiku Razz

NO! It's a puzzle!
oh, wait... Wink

...RYX?

Close. Now try using ROT-13 Mr. Green

The elk are everywhere! "Hey, look, I'm a diseased elk!" *

* Really obscure in-joke which no one will get. I don't care. I'll just laugh all by myself. Sniff.
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johnny5
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Joined: 17 Aug 2004
Posts: 995
Location: Elysian Fields

 		As requested by Shad0 and LeBruce (French Canadian)

Chat rooms go silent.
Durga answers her emails.
Shoot her a message.

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thebruce
Dances With Wikis


Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Kitchener, Ontario
johnny_Nitro wrote:
As requested by Shad0 and LeBruce (French Canadian)


I am not le french
I speak english, just english
...a little spanish

I dropped french in grade
nine, but I can still say, I
am Canadian!

Cool
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Yum-Yum
Princess


Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 26
Location: 2552

 		I see angelo
"running!" "running!" gah!
it's not fast enough
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angelo
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 		Kill, or not to kill
risk the ultimate regret?
Um... eh, sure... why not Wink
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