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Dragonrider
Unfettered
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 352 Location: Albuquerque
"Daaaaaamn!"
Yeah. That about sums it up.
_________________Dragonrider
"Orbital Drop Shock Troops - It takes a special kind of crazy"
-Fenris
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:23 pm
Mukaikubo
Boot
Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 56
"I believe that punishing even minor transgressions
with shockingly excessive force is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission."
For some reason, this quote is really, well... creepy. And resonant.
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:47 pm
SuperJerms
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 537 Location: indiana
Hiro wrote:
Do what? Oh, the blue button. Only you didn't let me hit the blue button, you made me hit the red one. And that means... I hate you.
or
kemal wrote:
You wait! Soon everyone will cut their chickens like this!
And for OOG:
hitshermark wrote:
pass my foil hat
or
Andy wrote:
If loving dancing robots is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
_________________"If we could make your toaster print something we would." - Jordan Weisman
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:04 am
Arana
Unfettered
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 353 Location: shallow grave
Beekeeper quotes There a lots in the clips, but I have a few favorites from Axon hunters:
Viirden wrote:
Call me egotistical but for a mintue I thought "She thinks I'm hot."
Then to answer her question I showed a confused face and shrugged.
She paused then made a "bzz" sound.
I just about crapped myself.
??? wrote:
You are playing an online game that is nothing more than a glorified ad for ANOTHER video game, and you are concerned with wasting time?
Zeptomole wrote:
I checked out the area as well as I could, with no tools save for a dried-up pen and a sub-100 IQ.
and finally
Quote:
Help!
I need to know the time for Guilty 10:41 PDT 48.795015 -122.493547
_________________If it's *spec* you never have to say that you're sorry.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:58 am
vortech
Unfettered
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 465 Location: Atlanta, GA
"sometimes a mistake is the last thing you make"
It simply hemorrhages badass sarcasm. After I read that, any attempt to convince me to not serve Mel was wasted time.
_________________
- RM
@ Piratenews.net work
--
Occam's Razor tells us that Occam was boring, so I'm going with the epidemic theory
-Lore Sjöberg
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:47 pm
DreamOfTheRood
Unfettered
Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 714 Location: Indiana
I don't remember who said this, but it's the best.
Quote:
All your !grope are !attach to us.
_________________Twitter: DreamoftheRood
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:28 pm
mtb_man
Boot
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 38 Location: Tasmania
For me the best quote has to be all of Gillie's weapons speil in stockpile.wav but most of all:
JJ: The grenades?
Gillie: A girls gotta accesorize Jim
Jan: Men never understand...
That part had me laughing hard...
_________________
When you are great, people often confuse candor with arrogance.
AngriBuddhist wrote:
When I have a long time between axons, I drink vodka at local bars.
There are those who said this day would never come, what are they to say now?
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:27 pm
THe_Smakus
Veteran
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Posts: 72 Location: Montgomery, AL
Quote:
Gillie: I remember what clear and present danger looks like... and it's not-
Jan: ...kids on a bicycles...
Gillie:*without missing a beat* for example.
From useful.wav
The conversation between the two certainly had a bit more familial chemistry than their first meeting. Plus, the whole Chapter 6 series made me happy for Jan and James.... before the emotional megaton bomb of Chapter 7.
_________________Transmission Terminated
~j
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:13 am
G3K
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 273 Location: Palm Desert / Laguna Beach, CA
Dragonrider wrote:
"Daaaaaamn!"
You have no idea. I say this at least twenty times a day. The kicker was when Durga started saying it too.
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:52 am
halcpu
Veteran
Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 70 Location: Newark, DE enroute to New York
G3K wrote:
Dragonrider wrote:
"Daaaaaamn!"
You have no idea. I say this at least twenty times a day. The kicker was when Durga started saying it too.
Nuff Said
_________________What is the tru7h?
Lt. HALCPU
Mechanical and Engineering
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:56 am
KwayZeeyT
Boot
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 53 Location: Maytown, Pennsylvania
Quote:
Jersey said:
For a quality experiance kiddo... the girl had to be real.
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:15 am
inpheaux
Boot
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 25
hurdleguy wrote:
Sophia: Oh...What's that smell?
Hiro: Science!!
yes
"SCIENCE!" is a good response to many things.
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:45 am
Hyacinthe
Veteran
Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 134 Location: Warren, Mi
Quote:
Oh, oh, am I hurting your feelings? You see, the trouble with being bad, Gene, is you only last as long as you're the scariest pup on the block. And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? A bigger bitch.
That was Jan in Wee_Wee_Wee. I consider myself a fairly passive person... until someone screws with my friends. Then I get uber pissy. That line is just so kickass.
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:16 am
Incitatus
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Oct 2004 Posts: 487 Location: Austin, Texas
Quote:
Jersey:
Quote:
I'd like... Do you have real cheese this week?
Dispenser:
Quote:
We have a high quality soy-based cheese product , many people preffer it to dairy.
Jersey:
Quote:
I'm not one of 'em. Are the beans real?
Dispencer:
Quote:
Thank you. I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.
Jersey:
Quote:
*sigh* Give me a burrito.
Dispencer:
Quote:
Would you like sour-cream with that?
Jersey:
Dispencer:
Quote:
We have a high quality(starts getting fuzzy as Durga interlaces) product based on 100% real animal fat---
Durga(through the dispencer):
Quote:
---Just get a burrito.
that was just too funny :p
_________________"It is unacceptable that chocolate makes you fat."
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:17 am
Moonroach
Greenhorn
Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 6 Location: Champaign, IL
"I finished Med School. How hard can cooking be?"
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:18 pm
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