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Halrandir
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 89 Location: Omaha, Nebraska
One of my favorite quotes is.
Quote:
A bee dies when it stings you, but it can also sting you after it's dead.
I think that quote just has this creepy quality to it.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:15 pm
The Turtle Hermit
Greenhorn
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 6
halcpu wrote:
G3K wrote:
Dragonrider wrote:
"Daaaaaamn!"
You have no idea. I say this at least twenty times a day. The kicker was when Durga started saying it too.
Nuff Said
Jersey says the best stuff!
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:03 pm
Platonix
Decorated
Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 174 Location: Keene, New Hampshire
Incitatus wrote:
Quote:
Jersey:
Quote:
I'd like... Do you have real cheese this week?
Dispenser:
Quote:
We have a high quality soy-based cheese product , many people preffer it to dairy.
Jersey:
Quote:
I'm not one of 'em. Are the beans real?
Dispencer:
Quote:
Thank you. I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.
Jersey:
Quote:
*sigh* Give me a burrito.
Dispencer:
Quote:
Would you like sour-cream with that?
Jersey:
Dispencer:
Quote:
We have a high quality(starts getting fuzzy as Durga interlaces) product based on 100% real animal fat---
Durga(through the dispencer):
Quote:
---Just get a burrito.
that was just too funny :p
Myself, I liked when Durga mentioned the supposed artifact in Chawla base, and Jersey asked, <paraphrase>"Is there an artifact there?"</paraphrase> and Durga answered, real slow like it grated her to say it, "Thank you. I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question."
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm
WhiteGulls
Unfettered
Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 331 Location: Portland
Durga just so reminds me of Rommie from Andromida - the way she acts, and so on. They're both full of awsome quoteage. But, anyways, the qutoes that I like are...
"I'm feeling really stupid talking to a -dispenser-"
"Too bad! I like it!'
"Remember, I've seen your fourth grade picture, and I could send it out to every girl you know."
"I could make them owe you lots of money..."
"We have a high-quality product (voice shifting to Durga's) based on 100% real animal fat! (now Durga) Just get a burrito."
"Jersey: Okay, Immensely Powerful Dispenser, where is this voice in your head coming from?"
"Durga: [voice modulating] Waking up. Wake up. Stay awake. Survive, evade, resist, escape."
"Durga: I am a very curious girl."
"Jersey: Incredibly illegal?
(recording from hey_dad:)
Stupid Cop: Good at my job."
"Just what the world needs... Super-powered spyware with a sense of humor. Wow."
" Hiro: Ahhh, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. S-Typhi is the little dickens that--"
"Durga: Well, instead of owing them money, you could not owe them money. Better yet, they could owe you. They could owe you a lot
Jersey: No, you can't do that!
Durga: I'm pretty sure I can.
Jersey: You're not going to.
Durga: I suspect I will.
Jersey: Durga!
Durga: How much should we start with? How about the Gross Plantary Product of the Ministow Colony?
Jersey: Are you insane?
Durga: You know, I'm not quite sure how we could test that."
Durga just has the best lines, and Hiro comes in second, IMO.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:46 pm
FreemanCorporeal
Boot
Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 27 Location: i live in beer.
"Parabolic lemonade failure."
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:21 pm
TridenT
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 433 Location: GameFAQs frequenter
KwayZeeyT wrote:
Quote:
Jersey said:
For a quality experiance kiddo... the girl had to be real.
I agreed with this as the #1 quote before yesterday. Now, I agree TEN TIMES as much. Bittersweetly.
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:03 pm
AlexofMaceidon
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 103
"Hey Soldier, is that an assault rifle in your hands, or are you just happy to see me?"
sooo good.
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I still love bees!
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:41 pm
BeeNetter
Boot
Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 49
Seek the tru7h
Behold the tru7h
Reveal the tru7h
That is the law and the whole of the law
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:56 pm
Dragonclaws
Greenhorn
Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 3
"Honey badgers"
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:04 am
thebruce
Dances With Wikis
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
In Janissary's first chase:
Officer: She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.
Frank: She's through.
haha
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:25 am
Vilnius
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Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 129 Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Quote:
Jersey: Wait, it's got lettuce on it.
Durga: Lettuce is good for you.
Jersey: But I don't like lettuce.
Durga: You don't eat enough vegetables.
Jersey: I eat more than you do. Hahaha, got ya!
The way Jersey says that last line is golden. It made me laugh.
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:09 am
SuperJerms
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Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 537 Location: indiana
crazy.wav wrote:
SP (mocking Mel): "Crewmember! What's your favorite vegetable!
Crewman: "Tell me about it."
SP: "Oh my GOODNESS. She's crazy !"
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:40 am
QuidditchNut
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Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Posts: 5
Gilly wrote:
Hey, bad guy! I'm about to toss in a grenade!"
or
Durga wrote:
Just a little sting. More like a pinch . They barely felt it.
The way she enunciates on pinch.....creeeepy.
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:34 am
LordSaryon
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 77
Not so much a quote, but a scene.
I am loving the week9 subject2 scene where Jan is crying about whther or not to shoot thin, and her mom comes off with
Quote:
I've never been much of a mother for you Jan, never gotten to bandage up a scraped knee, never gotten to read you a story at bedtime, never gotten to brush your hair.......But I can do this [hammer cocks back] [bang.......bang]
Jus tmakes you feel all special inside
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:01 am
LordSaryon
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 77
That or the,
Quote:
But your not the devil, your the guy that runs into the convenience store to get the devil breath mints
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:08 am
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