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Lurking_Kouzou · Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 124 Location: Earth

My favourite has to be...

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**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:16 pm

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CoffeeJedi

overheard: *bang bang bang*
Jan: Gladys! Gladys! no killing these guys! Ok?
Gladys: uh-wha-? you gotta be kiddin! no killing!? *bang bang*
Jan: They're just pawns! Wing 'em!
Gladys: *sigh* okie-doke!
overheard: *bang bang bang* ooooh! aaagh! ouch!!!!

i can't help but chuckle

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:21 pm

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thebruce

I'll have to 2nd that one CJ... I don't know how many people got that joke Smile

it's so suttle, cuz the punchline is the fact that there's no screams of pain the first round of gunshots Smile

hehe

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:55 pm

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That was one of the best parts of the .wav files yet. Just thinking about it still makes me laugh. Laughing

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:44 pm

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CoffeeJedi

it was partially the comedic timing of their screams of anguish, whoever's doing the audio editing is GOOD

hair_on_fire is one of the all-around funniest clips yet. Poor Jersey, I know how he feels

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:27 pm

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Trynian · Veteran Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 146

There are too many good quotes to list, but "Daaaaamn" is definitely the one I took home with me. Unfortunately, no one gets it or even notices it -- I'm the only one of my geek friends (who all read Penny Arcard, by the by) that has even investigated I Love Bees. It makes me Sad.

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:31 pm

Halrandir

I think that the great quotes are one of the things that makes ILB...well great. Most of us will probably remember these great quotes for the rest of our lives. At least I will I think. And even when the story begins to fade, wich I can't even imagine happening right now, we will still remember the quotes. The story is great, and the one (or two or three) liners are just as great.

Whoever wrote these quotes and the actors who said them recieve my undying gratitude. Very Happy

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:41 pm

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Kamal: So where'd you people get all these anti-infectives anyway?
Isabelle: Black market. Do you have a girlfriend?

haha

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:43 pm

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**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:01 pm

Bobeo · Boot Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 50

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**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:45 pm

JasonShin · Boot Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 26

When Jersey says "I've got a plan..." and the way he says it you think he's actually going to suggest a good, serious plan. That alone makes the next twe clips twice as funny.

**Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:19 pm