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[OT/HUMOR] Embarissing Situations caused by ILB
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nobodyman
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Back during the first week that the axons started ringing, I remember the dissapointment that I felt as we realized that our phone was not going to ring. I discovered a few days later that t reason why our payphone didn't ring was because the payphone direcory had an older number listed (metro phoenix was split into two area codes a few years back).

So, I called the number Melissa had been trying to call, to see if anyone picked up. Sure enough, the line picks up. Hmmm... no time to think of an explanation.
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Grumpy man: yehlo? (Note: very thick southern accent)

me: Um, yeah. uh. Hi there. Say, have you been receiving weird phone calls for the past few days at exactly 11:27am?

Grumpy man: No. Who is this?

me: Oh.. I'm sorry. Well, the thing is. I'm playing this game... on the internet.. and, well.. this computer is calling payphones. And, well... we think that it was confused and called your business thinking it was a payphone. (Note: at this point, I realize I sound nuts.)

Grumpy man: What the hell is this!? Is this some kind of scam??

me: No! Gosh, nononono. I'm really sorry that I bothered you sir. You see, the thing---

Grumpy man: --Click--

That is the first and last time I tried to pinpoint the cause of a dead axon. I came to realize the predicament a lot of us have mentioned in this thread, namely: How on earth can you give someone a 30-second, nutshell description of this game!!? Hell, I tried to describe it to a friend and even after 10 minutes he was looking at me like I had finally cracked.

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Dragonrider wrote:
All I have to say is: Try explaining this to your mom. I don't care who she is, but just TRY. Though this is especially true of mothers who aren't particularly familiar with computers in general, much less the workings of video games, ARG's, RPG's, and the internet.


Oh, jeez. I can just imagine. My mom, the person who thinks every byte of text written by not me is from some crazed, depraved child-molester.. who... targets... 21-year-old children... Rolling Eyes

Right. She still gets upset that I post on message board forums, and her only consolace is that it isn't up-to-the-second, and that you people aren't talking directly to me. (Thank God she has no idea what AIM is or how it works...)

As for time frame... every time I get into explaining ILB to someone who *MIGHT* be interested, I have to go/they have to go/something explodes across the street, attracting attention from my enthralling story...

I think I got about halfway into the .wavs with a GameCrazy employee. Then I found out the Assistant Manager there listened in on the first few weeks, but hadn't checked it in a while. I remember I was still in a "Must... murder... Thin..." rage at the time, and didnt' want to spoil the story for him, so all I could do was grit my teeth together and tell him he should go update himself.

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Dragonrider wrote:
All I have to say is: Try explaining this to your mom. I don't care who she is, but just TRY. Though this is especially true of mothers who aren't particularly familiar with computers in general, much less the workings of video games, ARG's, RPG's, and the internet.


My Mother resigned herself long ago to the fact that I have very geeky, though harmless, hobbies that she will never really quite get.

Though she does try bless her.

The same pretty much goes for my father, though our "Internet Puzzle Game" involves morse code that I ask him about... So he's down with that part. Very Happy
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When J2 died my wife came home and asked me why I was so gloomy. Now, God bless her, she tolerates my dorkyness...but I still felt like a total tool trying to explain the whole thing for the first time in detail.

Poor girl. She's a trooper. There should be a family/friends of Beekeepers support group.
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my girlfriend's beginning to understand, we were shopping yesterday and passed a payphone JUST as it rang, i stopped dead in my tracks, she said "you'd better answer that... it might be Melissa"
of course there was noone on the line (how the PM's could pull THAT off, i'm not so sure), but it was cute that she immediatly thought of ILB for me

as for "embarrassing", well, i told the kid at the movie theater that i was playing an "internet scavenger hunt", tried to explain it all to him, but he never played Halo (he looked more like a Tony Hawk PS2 kinda guy) he did say "good luck, i hope you win" and i replied "well, i'm on a whole team of people, but thanks" didn't feel the need to explain that there was no "winning"
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Dragonrider wrote:
All I have to say is: Try explaining this to your mom. I don't care who she is, but just TRY. Though this is especially true of mothers who aren't particularly familiar with computers in general, much less the workings of video games, ARG's, RPG's, and the internet.
I actually did this pretty early on in my involvement ("Why are you so anxious to get to a payphone anyway? Well, you see there's this AI.. from the future & ...") and all in all, she thinks the whole thing is rather interesting. Granted, I have always embraced my innate geekiness, so my participation w/ this sort of thing wasn't really a shock. Still, it's nice to have support in all corners Of course who wants to nay say the family retirement plan : )

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The few times I have actually attempted to explain the game to others, I got an almost identical response:

"Oh, that's kind of cool. Sounds really interesting actually. But not my kind of thing."

See everyone has an inner nerd/geek just anxiously waiting to get out. Most just have the good sense not to listen to it, unlike us Very Happy

Of course I'll be the one laughing when we all get fantabulous prizes at the end of the game. right?


Thank God Pittsburgh has one (so far) other axon hunter for me to vent stuff about crazy AIs from the future to or I think I'd explode.
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I had a couple of interesting experiences so far at axons...

1) in the 3rd week of axons, right after I left the waffle house that the phone was in, I went a stone's throw from there to get gas for my car. As I pulled up to the pump, (no kidding here) about 20-30 bees started flying all around my door to the point I thought it best not to get out of my car and so I went to find another gas station.

2) last week, at der waffle house, I am standing at the phone with headphones on my ears, digital camera in one hand, and a hand drawn map in the other when the glass door beside me opens and in walks a couple of officers. They stop for a second and look at me, looked at each other, and went on in to the waffle house to eat lunch.
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Dragonrider wrote:
All I have to say is: Try explaining this to your mom. I don't care who she is, but just TRY. Though this is especially true of mothers who aren't particularly familiar with computers in general, much less the workings of video games, ARG's, RPG's, and the internet.


I was doing a distraction tactic at my aunt's wake by telling my mom the story of my live call with Melissa. I told her about singing a song to prove I was real, and how I had driven all over the place just to answer a couple of phones. She said, "Krystyn, you're crazy." Heh. Totally.

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Embarrassing situations

Well, fortunately I have an office with a door that can be closed, allowing me to say crazy things via cell phone to an AI from the future without causing my coworkers to think I've lost my sanity. (Actually, that's probably already happened for reasons completely unrelated to ILB.)

But trying to get a random stranger to take a picture of four people saluting at a payphone is a different story. (I think the employees of the nearby businesses already think Kali and I are involved in some sort of corporate drug ring: we show up in our suits, answer a ringing payphone, give some sort of password, and say nothing for the rest of the call.)

After trying, unsuccessfully, to explain that the picture was for an "Internet scavenger hunt," I had to resort to flashing my most winning smile and batting my eyelashes. That, of course, worked, when my carefully prepared, articulate and clever explanation fell flat on its face. What a world.

Meh. And the lesson learned: never explain when you can flirt.
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Yah, after getting the entire staff of the local Pizza Hut and some of the staff at the DoubleTree Inn involved, along with trying to explain this to my family and in-laws (who were in town while I had to go answer a phone call from a reported asking questions about the phone calls I've been receiving from a futuristic AI as part of a game, yah, that one got some strang looks), I thought I had gotten over the "oh man, people are looking at me funny". But no, standing in the Kopper Kitchen lobby while Mad Cow got into his blue MC outfit and we took pictures while all the old people having lunch looked at us like we were insane still made me squirm.
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I'm not the first beekeeper to drive large distances to get that one weekly axon. It's also rather unlikely that i'm the first beekeeper that's had car troubles. But it certainly does make for interesting conversation when one asks one's parents for the loan of a vehicle for axon hunting.
Quote:

Me: Hey mom, can i borrow the truck? i need to drive to Dothan on Tuesday.
Mom: Uh, what for Hon?
Me: Um.... it's an integral part of the mission!
Mom: Mission? What mission, dear?
Me: Well, saving the world mom.


God save them, my parents have put up with my mental oddities, without complaint, ever since i went through that "i'm a robot" phase in my youth. Wink
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Fortunately, she's a self-proclaimed Geek Groupie

My girlfriend tolerates it, she considers my ILoveBees thing as similar to her addiction to Buffy (and now Lost). She went with me to one axon, where I saw Mr.Beefy explain his presence there to his wife "Yes, it's a beekeeper thing! It was on the way home!".

My best friend is rabidly about Halo and is chomping at the bit for the next one, but amusedly tolerates my anecdotes regarding ILoveBees.
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My wife has asked never to speak of or mention ILB in her presence. She is extremely cool about all my other geeky endeavors. But this is beyond her level of tolerance
Quote:
me: Ah sweetheart I am going to be late from work today I have to get....
her: Is this that bee game?
me uh .. well
her: I told you I don't want to hear about that... I don't want my husband and father of 2 running around town....
me: porn I have to pick up some boxes of porn
her: (laughing) okay have fun with your bee porn
me: I will
her: you do realize that you are taking me out to dinner
me: yes and I am buying you flowers
her: (laughing) nerd >click<
me: Daaaamnn


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Trying to explain why you're looking at an odd site about bees that has bright green text, and some weird black box on it to your teachers and friends is no easy task. My school's network admin was convinced it was a new virus that destroyed a network and ordered a new version of Nortan Anti-Virus about five minutes after he saw it. Everyone else seems to except that it's a game, but look at me strangly whenever I mention anything remotley connected to bees, the future, or make a refrence to a queen (now that I've explained the basic storyline).

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