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thebruce
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 		[meta] ILB jokes!
Ok people, I'd like to get a thread started just for fun, with all the halo/bungie/ilovebees/beekeeper jokes you think of... I've seen a few so far in another thread, but I'm compiling a 'junk' page with just a bunch of ilovebees related jokes Smile make us laugh!

*hands over the mic*

CoffeeJedi:
Q: How many ARG players does take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in, the other to say "oh man... i almost had that!"

Smoke:
Q: Why did the ILB player cross the road?
A: To answer the phone.

CoffeeJedi:
Q: How many ARG players does it take to scew in a lightbulb?
A: 6...
one to count the number of threads at the base of the bulb
one to decipher the GE serial number on the top of the bulb
one to identify the position of the blown bulb in relation to the lit bulbs
one to write a PERL script to iterate all known methods of screwing the lightbulb in
one to go looking for other bulbs just in case they "missed something"
one to finally go "uh guys... i think we're overcomplicating this a little...." and then screw it in

Digiwizzard:
Q: What do you get when you mix beekeepers and dumb jokes?

A: this page

ZING!

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*realizes he handed himself the mic Embarassed *
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daboking
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 		knock knock

who's there?

ARG

ARG who?

A, R G Bunker's about to come on TV, be quiet!!
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 		sorry, all I seem to be coming up with are knock knock jokes... will have to apply myself better. Wink
knock knock


who's there?


ILB


ILB who?


ILB right back.... foom!
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 		Shad0 did a great practical joke earlier, and I hope it is OK for me to post it again here for the enjoyment of all you who missed this earlier:
Shad0 wrote:
genocide414 wrote:
Hey I was wondering if I can play Halo on Nov 4. But I did not go to any axon locations and become part of Melissa's crew. I also read a few posts that were looking for more people to come. I'll try emailing Dana or some1 with this question.

Yup. Just let Melissa know you're coming, using Dana's e-mail address. Apparently she's been asking her crew to get more people to come, so you shouldn't have any trouble. You can also try just showing up to one of the four sites on Thursday, but I'd recommend an RSVP.

genocide414 wrote:
-Cause I wanna play HALO 2 really bad (i'll probably dominate the first few rounds also Wink

Oh, by the way, if you haven't been following ILB, you might not know about this: Be sure to register yourself under the name "Thin Kinkle" when you start playing. It unlocks all sorts of secret Halo-ey goodness.



Twisted Evil Ain't I a stinker? Twisted Evil

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 		oh yeah! thats awesome!

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Shad0
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 		Re: [meta] ILB jokes!
daboking wrote:
Shad0 did a great practical joke earlier, and I hope it is OK for me to post it again here for the enjoyment of all you who missed this earlier:
Shad0 wrote:
genocide414 wrote:
Hey I was wondering if I can play Halo on Nov 4. But I did not go to any axon locations and become part of Melissa's crew. I also read a few posts that were looking for more people to come. I'll try emailing Dana or some1 with this question.

Yup. Just let Melissa know you're coming, using Dana's e-mail address. Apparently she's been asking her crew to get more people to come, so you shouldn't have any trouble. You can also try just showing up to one of the four sites on Thursday, but I'd recommend an RSVP.

genocide414 wrote:
-Cause I wanna play HALO 2 really bad (i'll probably dominate the first few rounds also Wink

Oh, by the way, if you haven't been following ILB, you might not know about this: Be sure to register yourself under the name "Thin Kinkle" when you start playing. It unlocks all sorts of secret Halo-ey goodness.



Twisted Evil Ain't I a stinker? Twisted Evil

Yeah, and now that I found out that the intended target was boasting because he had already played a pirated version of Halo 2, I feel foolish for breaking down a few posts later and suggesting he search the forums for "Thin" to find out what it would do. Guess I'm a softie. Mad

Obligatory bad / dreadful / painfully awful / unconscionably abyssmal / borderline illegal in five states / typical Shad0 joke:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Janissary.

Janissary who?

Janissary-lly big dog.
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 		My lame attempt at the lightbulb joke.

Q: How many ARG players does take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb went out?

*hangs head in shame
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 		Q: How many ARG players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Wait. Was it screw in, out, over, under, beside...
Oh, I know. A pawn.


*Hangs head in shame of horrible joke
Too many painful memories.

-Cortex

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NeoCortex wrote:
Q: How many ARG players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Wait. Was it screw in, out, over, under, beside...
Oh, I know. A pawn.


*Hangs head in shame of horrible joke
Too many painful memories.

-Cortex


LOL Laughing
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thebruce
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daboking wrote:
knock knock

who's there?

ARG

ARG who?

A, R G Bunker's about to come on TV, be quiet!!


hmm.. rough grammar... I'd say more like:

who's there?
An ARG
An ARG who?
An AR G Bunker's about to come on tv, etc...

even that's pushing it... Razz but ILB right back - golden Smile


Janissary-lly big dog - don't get that one...yet...

NeoCortex - speechless Laughing beautiful
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 		Re: [meta] ILB jokes!
Shad0 wrote:
Yeah, and now that I found out that the intended target was boasting because he had already played a pirated version of Halo 2, I feel foolish for breaking down a few posts later and suggesting he search the forums for "Thin" to find out what it would do. Guess I'm a softie. Mad


Oh, don't worry. He has a job... I mean, he used to have a job--oops! He's wanted for grand theft auto. And insurance fraud! Some people...

(Seriously, if this guy's boasting that he's playing pirate Halo 2, I bet nine to one he's full of it. People at that level of maturity tend to think that they are nail-eating rebels for cheating on tests or throwing bricks at a Starbucks or pirating popular video games even when they aren't.)

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 		That was a very funny thread, though.

Quote:
And i tried to get out of school that day but the principal and coaches need me there


It's a shame it was locked before that line could garner the replies is so richly deserved.

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