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Anton P. Nym

I guess I'll chip in.

A man walks into a bar and says, "ouch".

-- Steve's at work, so had to go for a brief joke. Instead of a boxer joke. Please don't suggest he go "commando".

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:26 am

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daboking

good one, scarr!

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Did you hear about the American Football coach who spent 25 cents to get a better passing game?
It turned out that what he got was worse than before, so he asked for his quarterback.

Sign in an Egyptian funeral parlour: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your mummy back."

My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:27 am

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meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ekim

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:28 am

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"Not me, but another dog that looks just like me!"

I'm also known as Darkendes elsewhere.

Dancing Robots!

CoffeeJedi

Q: How many ARG players does take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 2, one to screw it in, the other to say "oh man... i almost had that!"

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:34 am

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Scarr

The man who wrote the Hokey-Pokey died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into his coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble started

good one coffeejedi (nice avitar)

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:35 am

Smoke

Q: Why did the ILB player cross the road?

A:

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:36 am

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Hearing the word "creepy" now makes me giggle.

Phaedra

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:36 am

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Voted Most Likely to Thread-Jack and Most Patient Explainer in the ILoveBees Awards.

World Champion: Cruel 2B Kind

Ekim

Nineteen minutes. Almost there.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:39 am

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"Not me, but another dog that looks just like me!"

I'm also known as Darkendes elsewhere.

Dancing Robots!

CoffeeJedi

thanks!
second version

Q: How many ARG players does it take to scew in a lightbulb?

A: 6
one to count the number of threads at the base of the bulb
one to decipher the GE serial number on the top of the bulb
one to identify the position of the blown bulb in relation to the lit bulbs
one to write a PERL script to iterate all known methods of screwing the lightbulb in
one to go looking for other bulbs just in case they "missed something"
one to finally go "uh guys... i think we're overcomplicating this a little...." and then screw it in

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Macavity

How many SPARTANs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:41 am

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Scarr

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender "Hey, how much for a beer?"

The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:41 am

daboking

I think I am the one most in need of an update!!! I am going crazy here and don't know when to quit. A man loaded with a loaded pun is very dangerous indeed!

i have some info about the new race in halo2! They are fish... here is a cut scene:

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:41 am

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meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Scarr

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:42 am

Anton P. Nym

**Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:45 am

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Lurking_Kouzou · Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 124 Location: Earth

got called away for lunch... but the puzzles should be out now and so..

"Shirt Ninja.... AWAY!"

EDIT: Or not....

Shirt Ninja.. A...*splat*

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