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Mazian
Unfettered
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 529 Location: San Francisco, CA
[OT] The I Love Bees Hates Thin Petition This petition, if signed, is a solemn promise that during, the Live Combat Exercises planned for Nov 4, anyone who registers themselves as Thin Kinkle on any multiplayer system shall be shot, stabbed, run over, mutilated, hit, blown up, glassed and otherwise put out of commission, imediately and repeatedly, by all participants of the Live Combat Exercise regardless of teams or other stated objectives.
As a detractor of Thin Kinkle, I sign my name as the first signature. Let anyone who tries to bear the moniker "Thin Kinkle" shall be my target, even if they are on my team, and even if they are assisting me in any goals set forth by the commanding officer.
Thin. Must. Die.
Edit: Date typo
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:58 pm
Last edited by Mazian on Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:07 am; edited 2 times in total
skilletaudio
Unfettered
Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 515
Agreed wholeheartedly.
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:03 pm
krystyn
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 3651 Location: Is not Chicago
That is freaking hysterical.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:27 am
DreamOfTheRood
Unfettered
Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 714 Location: Indiana
I'm in.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:51 am
Nameless Pete
Boot
Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 23 Location: Northern California
Moreover, upon fragging, you must repeat the phrase "NOW who's the bigger dog, bitch!" I'm in.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:53 am
Zudini
Boot
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 52
Agreed. I'll kill him and kill him and kill him and: okay, three times is probably enough.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:14 am
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Kali
Decorated
Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 162
We shall smite any and all who would attempt to glorify his name.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:28 am
Dragonrider
Unfettered
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 352 Location: Albuquerque
yay! I'm in.
edit: Except I won't be able to make the training exercises. They're too far away... *pout* But you guys still have my very angry support.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:59 am
Last edited by Dragonrider on Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:28 pm; edited 1 time in total
Hyacinthe
Veteran
Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 134 Location: Warren, Mi
I'm so in.
I want to know who would have such a deathwish, naming their Spartan counterpart after Kinkle!
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:05 pm
SpartanVIII
Boot
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 25
We should make it long and painful.....
whats that thin? even your own teammates are killing you? well its gonna happen until you enjoy it.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:26 pm
Ranger D
Unfettered
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 522 Location: Nor Cal
Team killing anyone named Thin Kinkle is expected. Do your part everyone! CAP HIS ASS DEAD.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:55 pm
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
Thin kinkle Ah yes, there shall be much smiting. We will pour down our wrath upon him.
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Goddess Squad
Goddess Army
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:33 pm
fugitivesoldier
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 513 Location: MI
If I put my name in as Kin Thinkle, will I still get teamkilled?
j/k.
"cap 'em".
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:36 pm
Centipede
Unfettered
Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 439 Location: Bronx, NY
I may just register as Thin just to give everyone a target, and to see how long I can last when the whole world is against me.
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:10 pm
Arashi
Decorated
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 240 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Aww man dont give people ideas lol
If I could have gone to one of the four locations I think I would have registered as Thin Kinkle (thanks to you )
Oh well - Ill sign it - KILL THIN!!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:00 pm
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