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[OT] [Humor] Some endgame poetry

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Joined: 12 Aug 2004
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[OT] [Humor] Some endgame poetry

I haven't typically contributed to the silly side of things around here, but I was inspired by recent events to do this. Enjoy!

There Was An Old Queen

There was an old Queen who swallowed an AI.
I dunno why she swallowed that AI,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old Queen who swallowed a SPDR,
That wriggled and jiggled and triaged inside her.
She swallowed the SPDR to !reconst the AI.
But I dunno why she swallowed that AI -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old Queen who swallowed a Flea;
Gleefully, she swallowed that Flea!
She swallowed the Flea to !bite the SPDR
That wriggled and jiggled and triaged inside her.
She swallowed the SPDR to !reconst the AI.
But I dunno why she swallowed that AI -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old Queen who swallowed a Princess.
Can you guess, why she swallowed the Princess?
She swallowed the Princess to splotch the Flea ...
She swallowed the Flea to !bite the SPDR
That wriggled and jiggled and triaged inside her.
She swallowed the SPDR to !reconst the AI.
But I dunno why she swallowed that AI
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old Queen who swallowed Durga.
How absurd-a! To swallow Durga!
She swallowed Durga to monitor the Princess.
She swallowed the Princess to splotch the Flea ...
She swallowed the Flea to !bite the SPDR
That wriggled and jiggled and triaged inside her.
She swallowed the SPDR to !reconst the AI.
But I dunno why she swallowed that AI
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old Queen who swallowed a mirror.
Just faced her fears and swallowed that mirror!
She swallowed the mirror to reflect Durga...
She swallowed Durga to monitor the Princess.
She swallowed the Princess to splotch the Flea ...
She swallowed the Flea to !bite the SPDR
That wriggled and jiggled and triaged inside her.
She swallowed the SPDR to !reconst the AI.
But I dunno why she swallowed that AI
Perhaps she'll die.

Durga, Flea, Princess, Queen
How this ends remain to be seen!

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:23 pm

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