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[OT][HUMOR] Things I've learned from ilovebees.com...
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HitsHerMark
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- Master Chief can, in fact, stick it...

- "It" is a plasma grenade you filthy filthy people... Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:41 am
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Gestas
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Nova wrote:
I've learned that I now have a 'bee sense'. Smile

I got home from work today and switched on the TV. The news was on, and I left it on while I started making dinner. Then I heard the word 'bee' and my attention was captured. Turns out it was a story about imported honey, beekeepers, and an outbreak of - get this - varrao mites. Took me a minute to realise it wasn't related to the game. Very Happy

creepy Wink


I had the exact same experience. It came on, and I was immediately glued to the television Smile
So, I've learnt that bees are very OC-inducing.

Oh, and hmrpita sounds remarkably like Ellen Degeneres when she is helping the Sleeping Princess Very Happy
(No offence hmrpita: She's one of my favourite comediennes/actresses - you should put your name down to fill in for Dory if Finding Nemo 2 is ever made Wink )

PS. I've also learnt that I am addicted to smilies and must learn to break the habit. At some point. Rolling Eyes Smile

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Nightmare Tony
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I learned that...

Beast ][ is a superbly exciting experience, had a lot of fun, met new friends, and we can proudly call ourselves Beastie 2 boys. or Beekeepers. Tis all good.

Poker chips have neat little movies of fountains and dancing girls

work will refer to this as nerdfest. And proudly be a part of it, too ! Smile

One room mysteries CAN work nicely. Or one site. Whatever.

Using cream and loose pants will help for the sores to go away in a couple of weeks.

The ultimate enemy of mankind is crunchy peanut butter
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mtb_man
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Nightmare Tony wrote:
The ultimate enemy of mankind is crunchy peanut butter


I disagree, Hippopotamus beats crunchy peanut butter as surely as rock beats scissors... Smile
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THe_Smakus
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Ah, but Paper covers rock my friend, just as...um... okay nothing is more evil than the graceless killing machine that is the Hippopotamus. It is kinda fun to say though, out loud, many times, to yourself.

Between the fun of Brands of Coffee Shakespear and the Flea++, there remain deeper meanings to this game that i've taken home with me:

1 )If a Widow with a knife, staff and lantern wants to operate on me, i should, by all means, decline.

2 )Putting on a cute, feminine facade can get you anything, or nearly such... well, as long as you're a hyperintelligent and rampant digitized personality from the future.

3 )Even though i also have an irrational fear of bees, i can certainly admit that they're amnazing things amazing things amazing things.

7 )The princess was at her cutest (in my opinion) when she was speaking with minced words near the very beginning. This one means you are happy: Smile

5 )Nothing can beat the Beekeepers, we take care of our own.
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Meridianchild
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Nightmare Tony wrote:
Using cream and loose pants will help for the sores to go away in a couple of weeks.


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

whoa man.......just..........whoa......

TMI my friend.....

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:33 am
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halcpu
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I've learned that:

10-Even if you have a receipt you may still not get what you asked for.

9-Margaret Efendi is not computer literate.

8-This community is probably one of the better communities, that I've ever been apart of.

7-The truth is a mysterious entity that apparently the flea knows all about...and there seems to be multiple truths.

6-"Daaaaammmmnnnnnn" is an acceptable term for receiving most news.

5-Don't piss off any type of SPARTAN whether it's a 1.0, 1.1, or a 2.0

4-Don't push buttons on alien artifacts.

3-Dump your chatter down a drain if you hear sirens

2-Don't eat the chicken

1-When you get email from an AI construct from the year 2552...don't tell your fiance. Some secrets should stay secrets.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:42 am
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Daffy889
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Meridianchild wrote:
Nightmare Tony wrote:
Using cream and loose pants will help for the sores to go away in a couple of weeks.


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

whoa man.......just..........whoa......

TMI my friend.....


Just in case you're not joking: hi_aiden

Also, something I have learned:
Be very suspicious if you win a raffle and don't remember entering one.

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Some of the things ILB taught me:

1. I really cannot sing. Smile Thanks krystyn. Razz
2. There is more to life that just reality.
3. To Bee All I Can Bee in the SPArmy.
4. No matter what I currently doing, I must first do my duty as a crewman, and go axon hunting.
5. That I am not allergic to bees in an alternate reality.
6. I will truly miss playing this game when it is over.
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Meridianchild
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Daffy889 wrote:
Meridianchild wrote:
Nightmare Tony wrote:
Using cream and loose pants will help for the sores to go away in a couple of weeks.


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

whoa man.......just..........whoa......

TMI my friend.....


Just in case you're not joking: hi_aiden

Also, something I have learned:
Be very suspicious if you win a raffle and don't remember entering one.


"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN..."

I almost forgot about that wav. I haven't listened to some of the older wavs in quite a while. Laughing

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krystyn
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Aspmaster wrote:

1. I really cannot sing. Smile Thanks krystyn. Razz


Heh heh!

I sort of kinda hope that that wasn't all my fault. Then again, wouldn't it be nice if I could claim some of the blame for KaraokeARG 2004? A dubious distinction, to be sure, but I think I like it that way.

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Mazian
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Ranger D wrote:
I've learned that if you want to sell the lie, don't keep talking. good_grief.wav
(This will be crucial for my early exit from work on Thursday). Wink


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Tar Ecthelion
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thebruce wrote:
props for the well placed HTTG reference HHM Smile


2nd'ed! And welcome to Thursday... "I never did get the hang of thursdays."

And just to drag it out a line or two more:
Durga wrote:
"Space is big. Really big. We have to be in the right place to hear the right transmission."


Anyone else think about the Hitchhikers when she said that...

-Tar
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Mazian
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Tar Ecthelion wrote:
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Anyone else think about the Hitchhikers when she said that...

-Tar


I would have, if she had said "mind boggling" Wink
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Halrandir
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Answering payphones can be one of the most fun things... ever. Very Happy

And Beekeepers totally rock! Rock On I also really like smilies.
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