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[WhiteGulls]

[Humor] You know you're an ILB addict when

[TridenT]

1) You check blackforge every day to see if there's any new axons.
I, for one, am glad I don't ever have to do GPS math anymore.

2) You manage to work some sort of quote into any sort of conversation you're having, be it daaamn, creepy, or curious symmetry.
I do this almost all the time. At work, I've started telling fellow employees stuff like "Well, we can wipe your computer or I can take it and work on it. Make your decisions accordingly."

3) You've changed all your screen names to your name and rank
I never got to have one

4) You SO think Durga could take Cortana in an AI catfight.
Damn skippy! Go team Jersey!

5) You've hacked Halo 2 to add in all of the ILB cast.
When someone does this, I want a copy!!

6) When you ask someone a question, and they don't give the right answer, you say the correct answer was "hippopotamus"
I believe Mike knows all about this one... but it's more of an "Addicted to Bungie" sort of thing.

7) If someone calls you and you don't know who they are, ask for name and rank, and proof of loyalty.
Either that, or you scream out "I don't know you, and you don't know me! Ilovebeesilovebeesilovebeesilovebees"
I'm doing either of these to the next telemarketer I get.

9) You suddenly find you have the power to control bees... And have a kindling hatred of vario mites.
Hmmm.. strange mutant powers gained by ARGs... interesting... *Begins the Sentinel program*

[urthstripe]

You can't listen to "Wish you were here", "Stormy Weather", "Happy Birthday", "Amazing Grace", "Row row row your boat", among others, without smiling.

[Heucuva]

Re: [Humor] You know you're an ILB addict when

[TridenT]

[DreamOfTheRood]

When I was at the University Center on Friday, a payphone started ringing. So, I rushed over to it, picked it up and said, "Bees. Bees. Bees."
The guy on the other line was like, "What the crap?"

I've added the "zzub, zzub" joke into my Shaolin warriors vs. zombies screenplay.

Oh, and of course, when I was playing Halo2 last night, I started referring to the drones as bees. My friends didn't know what I was talking about.

"You know you're an ILB addict when you still post here."

[Kronus]

[thebruce]

[TridenT]

Beekeepers Anonymous:

Hi, I'm TridenT, and I've been a Beekeeper since August...

"Hi, TridenT!"

*Sits down and listens to a counselor*

[angelo]

[Shad0]

Re: [Humor] You know you're an ILB addict when

[Arana]

Re: [Humor] You know you're an ILB addict when

[thebruce]

[thread name]... you copy a shortcut to your desktop to the 'view posts in this category since your last visit' page for the entire Haunted Apiary forum...



edit: then again, I did that a week after the rabbithole

[Dasro_Kast]

What are you guys talking about? It's not over! Any minute now, we're going to start seeing messages in pictures, and new axons.....Any day now...gotta keep checking...

[Clayfoot]