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[ancalime]

Hot girls want to meet you.

I think it's spam.

[Esteed]

This is quite probably nothing, but I thought I would double check, just to be sure. I recently - as in last night - noticed that I had been friended on LJ by an account called 1528. There's nothing on the userinfo, it's a basic account, and it's got 741 friends, some of which are communities. It seems like a random friender, but the entries are...very strange. It seems like some kind of poetry, but it's worded strangely and, well...I'll show you the most recent entry:

Jacques Lamure is a volunteer fireman. He longs to give his life saving a nice old man and his wife. When their house is filled with flames earning him honor and fame. Jacques Lamure is a foreman at a clock factory. He wishes he were boss so he could fire that scoundrel William Moss who always puts him down when Megan Blanchard is around. He told himself last year that when springtime was here he would suddenly appear at Meg's door. He'd rent a mariachi band and respectfully demand his dear Meg to take his hand and to be his forever more. But of course he didn't dare and pretended not to care about the insult or the loss when he found out she'd married William Moss. Jacques Lamure goes to see a show every other Friday night. He likes the westerns best. He'd rather be a sheriff with a gold star on his chest than that weird guy who never says a word and when spoken to pretends he hadn't heard. He realized one day that he didn't have to stay. That he could move as far away as planes could fly. He chuckled as he mused about the people who had rused him and how shocked and confused that they would be when he says goodbye and never turns around. Never returns to that miserable town. Then as weeks passed he soon did find this move had greatly improved his state of mind

The other entries are similar, though some of them make even less sense than this one. There aren't many entries, either. So, like I said, probably just a random LJ friender, but since I'm so new at these things I thought I'd check other opinions.

[catherwood-offline]

[dontpanic42]

[attempt at contact?]mentionedgotten.com

[Phaedra]

Re: [attempt at contact?]mentionedgotten.com

[Red Queen]

I agree....that one's about Cialis....it's not about an ARG game - but another kinda game....and one that, if it lasts more than 4 hours straight you should probably see a doctor.



Or, come see me

Also, on the hello000coco one, I did run it via http://profiles.yahoo.com/hello000coco and it shows private email, and last updated 6/23/06. Not that it matters in August 16....but eh well, thought I'd share.

[DetroitLegend]

What about this one...

From :jacob david
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
(jacobdavid44SPLATyahoo.fr)


APPEAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

[ScarpeGrosse]

Uhm, any time an email asks you for a bank account and help getting a visa into the country, it's spam

[DetroitLegend]

but he PROMISED me 15%!!!

[Paulzilla]

Can you imagine the fun to be had, with this many very clever and probably demented people, shafting that berk something rotten, though?

A kind of 419eater.com sideline

[XyzzySqrl]

Okay. Normally I wouldn't even bother asking about this, but since I've been emailing a lot of folk in games very recently...

Subject: Company Representative Need!!!

I am Mrs.Joy Banks,Vice President of Global Investment Company.We deal in import and export. We also deal on Raw Materials such as non-metallic minerals, Calcite, Barytes,Manganese Dioxide , Dolomite Mica China Clay ,Mangnese Dioxide ,Ferrous (Iron ) Oxide .

The various industries we cater to are Paints, Rubber, Plastics, Construction.We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in Canada,Europe and America.Please if you are interested,do endeavor to reply this mail.
Thanks.
I await your prompt response.You can reply me via my private email box: mrsjoybanks2006SPLATyahoo.com

Mrs Joy Banks.

[oxdeltaxo]

^^^^^^^^
I think thats a spam/scam to honest....but I could be wrong. Anyone elses thoughts would be great.

[Paulzilla]

I think it's a scam. Mainly because of this:

[DetroitLegend]

[eezfahan]

This is probably not important to notice that; but i am recently pretty interrested toward some spam message i am receiving in one of my mailboxes;

here is a message i received, beside a picture which looked like classical spam; but the text seem quite interresting indeed; ( please contact me by PM for any comment); i put some space in the text; the original file doesn't look like this :

She told me she'd been conscious of something wrong between her and Jennison ever since they landed. I had other things to think about just then.
He gave one jump in my direction and his hands closed on my throat. It was rotten, replied the lieutenant amiably.
It was a quaint habit he had, when opposed, the newspapers said. I shall look forward to the day when I may call upon you in your home and shake a healthy hand. He saw Jennison spring forward and snatch the gun.
I hope you will wear them through many happy years. In San Francisco, he explained, Roger accused me of being a Puritan survival. She didnt think he killed her father, but she believed he was involved in it somehow.
Eden, of Meek and Eden, continued to stare into the fog. Mad dendrew his close to the desk; the air seemed charged with his presence; hedwarfed them all.
Father had just brought the necklace from London, and it was the first time Id worn it. His cold blue eyes swept the room like an Arctic blast.
If Id had so much as a whiff of booze the nightbefore, Id have thought I never saw what I did. Eden went to his accustomed place behind his desk. For an instant he stood at the waters edge.
Long ago, in the big house on the beach, he was our number-one boy.
Eden went to his accustomed place behind his desk.
Of course, the rosy dreamhas faded, and its my flat feet on the deck from now to the end of time.
Jennison put the muzzle of the pistol to his forehead and pulled thetrigger. A group of young people under the hau treeinformed him that Carlota Egan was on the farthest float. A bit of furniture, thats all I wasto you.
He went over and patted Chan on the shoulder. My daughters starting tonight for Denver.
If you dont derive profits, no royalty is due. Proof are essential in this business, Chan replied.
Not faraway Dan Winterslip was asleep on his lanai, with not so much as a lockeddoor between you. He had dealt so much in steel it had got somehow into his voice.
I had a quick flash of Jennison on the links here, and his terrific drives. Well, pretty soon this man comes creeping up the ladder to the deck. I had a quick flash of Jennison on the links here, and his terrificdrives. But it isnt always easy to find a buyer who will meet your terms. He took up a paper-knife and balanced it; for a man of his poise heappeared rather ill at ease. The accommodation ladder is let down the night before?
I'll tell the world you're back, said the lieutenant. Did you notice anything unusual on that occasion?
I hope you will wear them through many happy years.
I wanted to stick for a higher figure, but it looked hopeless.
He looked helplessly toward his old friend.

edit : it seem it is an extract of the 1925 novel The House Without a Key by Earl Derr Biggers

is it classical to receive novel extract inside a SPAM e mail???

does anyone interrested to discuss about this; I have a few comment about the plot.