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[Idran1701]

[cpip]

As soon as I get all my conversations in order, I'll be happy to post 'em up. I've got the initial convos with Seraphina from the pre-game ARG, and some later things (incl. e-mails from Seraphina) and my conversations with Ms. Clockheart. I've started to give the humor back to the characters...

[pronage]

I think I'm having an interview right now.

[KevDude]

I got interviewed!

[pronage]

That's was weird. I was being interviewed by Miss Seraphina and after the last question below she signed off and I got a message she went for dinner. Just great..........gonna have dinner during an interview.

LClockheart: Thank you.
LClockheart: Yes, we are certainly still hiring.
Pron1976: No problem and great...
LClockheart: E-mail address?
Pron1976: e.verhagenSPLATvumc.nl
LClockheart: AH, yes, you contacted Firenze already, am I correct?
Pron1976: You're completely right about that
LClockheart: Ok, good, I don't have to go back in the files.
Pron1976: I suppose that'll make it easier
LClockheart: Oh yes.
LClockheart: Well, Miss Clockheart isn't in today.
Pron1976: Oh
LClockheart: Instead I, Miss Seraphina Angela, am taking her place.
LClockheart: Besides, I'm suppose to give you your interview anyway.
LClockheart: But yes, she's out today... sick with the flu.
Pron1976: Hmm that's not so good. Hope she's not feeling too ill
LClockheart: She should be back tomorrow, she said.
Pron1976: That's good news. Let's make a proper introduction. Goodday Miss Seraphina
LClockheart: Hello Mr. Pron.
LClockheart: Oh, right.
LClockheart: Do you wish to continue to be called Mr. Pron, or is there another name you would like to be called?
Pron1976: Mr. Pron will do, thanks.
LClockheart: Ok then, great.
LClockheart: So, would you like to conduct this small interview now or later?
Pron1976: We can do this now if you have time.
LClockheart: Yes, quite, I do.
LClockheart: So what attracted you to us, Mr. Pron?
Pron1976: Your fabolous website
LClockheart: Ah. This Is WI?
Pron1976: Yes. blondgirl.thisiswi.net
LClockheart: Ahhh, I see.
LClockheart: So what makes you feel that you are qualified for this position?
Pron1976: I'll be a good asset when competing with the Rainman group. I'm a statistician and am good with numbers.
LClockheart: Ah, good to hear.
LClockheart: So, you've heard of our competition?
Pron1976: Who hasn't.
LClockheart: What is your opinion of them?
Pron1976: They're a couple of low lives trying to steal Wildfire Indsutries business oppotunities through non-legitimate ways.
Pron1976: Whoops I typed that a little too fast
LClockheart: Well now, strong opinion. Heh.
Pron1976: Strong opinions will get you what you want in business. You have to stand firm.
LClockheart: I agree.
LClockheart: How would you describe yourself to me?
Pron1976: Ah the questions are getting harder now. I'm a intelligent hard working guy that sets hard to reach goals. Untill now I have reached all my goals, which means I am good in what I do.
LClockheart: Very interesting.
Pron1976: I'm an interesting guy
LClockheart meldde zich af om 23:12:10.

[KevDude]

I had another chat with LClockheart (This time I got the name of the site wrong...) She refered to Mr. Brennan, an obvious curtain-bending, as the PM is known to be Colin Brennan, the mastermind behind Project: Gateway (which I loved).

KevDude2K: Hey, me again.
KevDude2K: I just wanted to tell you-
LClockheart: Hello Mr. KevDude.
LClockheart: Yes?
KevDude2K: At blondegirl.thisiswi.com, all the links are broken.
KevDude2K: You might want to fix that.
LClockheart: Yes, they aren't suppose to be linked.
LClockheart: It's a stand alone file.
KevDude2K: It could easily be fixed to link to the proper places on the main page though...
LClockheart: True, true.
LClockheart: I'll talk to Mr. Brennan about that... he runs that site.
LClockheart: He did that ARG recruitment concept for us.
KevDude2K: He sounds like a great thinker.
LClockheart: He's ontop of things, we're glad we hired him.
LClockheart: Now, if you could excuse me, I have a meeting to attend.
LClockheart: Sorry to run out.
KevDude2K: Its OK, thats all I wanted to tell you.
LClockheart: Great.
LClockheart: Take care Mr. KevDude!
LClockheart is away at 6:49:00 PM.

[akittencalledjen]

Just as an explaination, in my email to the company I said I was applying because I wanted to be "cool".

Here is my conversation log with Seraphina:

akittencalledjen: hello
LClockheart: Ah, darn.
LClockheart: Hello, welcome to Wildfire Industries.
akittencalledjen: darn? is there a problem?
LClockheart: Yes... I was about to go on my dinner break, lol.
akittencalledjen: then go eat
akittencalledjen: i have no life and am always here
LClockheart: Hmmm, well before you go, let me re-schedule for you.
LClockheart: Your e-mail?
akittencalledjen:
akittencalledjen: *****@hotmail.com
LClockheart: Let me check our files here...
LClockheart: Ah, welcome Miss E********.
LClockheart: Let me be the first to declare you "cool".
akittencalledjen: yay! i'm cool!
LClockheart: Did you, by chance, just send ****** my way?
akittencalledjen: i serpently did
LClockheart: Ah, tell him to loosen up a bit, lol.
LClockheart: I was trying to figure out who sent him, (knowing it was someone registered) and he wouldn't tell me your username, lol.
akittencalledjen: yeah, he's a little anxious sometimes
LClockheart: Lol.
akittencalledjen: *sometimes
akittencalledjen:
akittencalledjen: what u having 4 lunch?
LClockheart: Ah, not lunch, dinner.
akittencalledjen: dinner then
LClockheart: I'm pulling a long day today.
LClockheart: I'm not sure yet.... most likely fast food.
akittencalledjen: bleurgh
LClockheart: Yes.
LClockheart: Quite so.
akittencalledjen: ya gotta eat healthy!
LClockheart: Well they have salads.
akittencalledjen: mmm...salads...
LClockheart: Anyway, is in an hour fine?
akittencalledjen: yup
akittencalledjen: sure is
LClockheart: Ok then, thank you very much.
LClockheart: Take care until then.
akittencalledjen: will do
LClockheart: Good day!
akittencalledjen: and don't have a cow, ok?
LClockheart: I will make sure not to.
akittencalledjen: hehe
LClockheart:
akittencalledjen: cool cool
LClockheart is away at 22:12:45.


LClockheart returned at 23:08:27.
LClockheart: Miss E********, I have returned.
akittencalledjen: so i see
LClockheart: Had a burger.
akittencalledjen: haha
akittencalledjen: what happened to the salad?
LClockheart: The burger... it tempted me...
akittencalledjen: hehe
akittencalledjen: understandable
LClockheart: So I promptly played 3 rounds of DDR to work it off.
LClockheart: I must watch my figure.
akittencalledjen: aw
akittencalledjen: i'm sure there are many watching it for you
LClockheart: I keep myself covered up... unlike Miss Wildfire.
akittencalledjen: ooh, do i smell some office gossip?
LClockheart: Well, you saw what Miss Wildfire did to the interviews!
akittencalledjen: yeah, i heard a few things
akittencalledjen: at least i'm safe from that
LClockheart: At least.
LClockheart: Well, at least I've saved you from her questions.
akittencalledjen: hehe
akittencalledjen: yeah
akittencalledjen: they did seem a little...
akittencalledjen: well...
akittencalledjen: unproffessional
LClockheart: She's a walking piece of unprofessionalism.
LClockheart: Seriously.
akittencalledjen: wow
akittencalledjen: i really don't know what to say to that!
LClockheart: Anyone who wears a sportcoat and a bra to work is... her.
LClockheart: Lol.
akittencalledjen: really?
akittencalledjen: that bad?
LClockheart: If there was a mile high club... she'd be a member 10 times over.
LClockheart: Maybe there's a copy room club.
akittencalledjen: =-O
LClockheart: There's a reason she's, "Public Relations".
akittencalledjen: hmmm...
akittencalledjen: that's sort of the area of work i'm in, but i'm not sure i could cope with anything like that
LClockheart: Well, don't worry honey, people like me and Deltion are here to keep you sane.
akittencalledjen: hehe
LClockheart: And there's other people in PR besides her, although she does run that department.
akittencalledjen: ah, so she probably wouldn't want any competition in her department
LClockheart: Well, we won't worry about her.
akittencalledjen: i don't go looking for trouble, but i seem to be rather popular with the opposite sex
akittencalledjen: i do my best not to encourage it though
akittencalledjen: of course
akittencalledjen: anyway, i suppose we should get on with the interview
akittencalledjen: unless this is part of the interview
akittencalledjen: in which case i have probably failed to make a good impression
LClockheart: No, no, just chit chat.
akittencalledjen: oh good
LClockheart: So, how did you find us, exactly?
akittencalledjen: oh, through a friend
LClockheart: May I inquire into the identity of this friend?
akittencalledjen: a Mr. Nash Carey
LClockheart: Oh yes, Mr. Brennan's boss.
akittencalledjen: terribly nice chap
LClockheart: Isn't he? He impressed me.
akittencalledjen: very patient
LClockheart: He was so kind to offer Colin's help with our small ARG.
LClockheart: And, truly, we've attracted alot of attention because of his hel[.
LClockheart: *help.
akittencalledjen: so i see
LClockheart: You're in the chat room I see, right?
akittencalledjen: yes
LClockheart: If I could direct your attention there then.
akittencalledjen: ok

At this point the interview switched to the Wildfire Industries chatroom, where I was introdused to Zilch who joined the interview. We had only been asked the question of what qualities we would bring to the company, when Ms. Viper entered the room. A row ensued and Seraphina left the room and rejoined the private chat, while Ms. Viper attempted to poach Wildfire Industries' potential employees. Apparently Rainman will be sending out flyers, but she wouldn't say where we'd find them...

LClockheart: My apologies.
LClockheart: But you seem fit enough for this company.
akittencalledjen: maybe i should warn you - she is trying to poach your potential employees
LClockheart: We know...
akittencalledjen: ok
akittencalledjen: just thought i should make sure
LClockheart: But, anyway... you pass.
akittencalledjen: oh good
akittencalledjen: i am glad
LClockheart: Once we get Firenze back up and running, he will contact you with level 3.
akittencalledjen: ok
akittencalledjen: should i add any usernames to my aim?
LClockheart: No, he will be in contact via e-mail.
akittencalledjen: ok
akittencalledjen: thank you very much
akittencalledjen: this has been the most enjoyable interview i have ever undertaken
LClockheart: My pleasure.
LClockheart: Well, at least I've provided that much.
akittencalledjen: i look forward to hearing from the company
LClockheart: And we look forward to seeing you again.
LClockheart: Good day, Miss Kitten.
akittencalledjen: good bye

[Zilch]

My Interview Process

[serenthia]

Well.... just had my interview. Deltina butted in, and I ended up having to answer some of her more...interesting questions.... :

[23:02] <Sirenthia> Greetings
[23:02] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Ah, so you didn't get lost on the way.
[23:03] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Excellent.
[23:03] <Sirenthia> A little mislayed, perhaps
[23:03] <Seraphina_Wildfire> So, Miss Clockheart tells me.
[23:03] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Welcome, welcome Miss Sirenthia.
[23:03] <Sirenthia> Thank you
[23:04] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Now, do you wish to get started with your interview?
[23:04] <Sirenthia> That's the general idea, yes
[23:05] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Ok, I just wanted to make sure that now was good for you.
[23:05] <Sirenthia> I have a lot of time
[23:05] <Kender> Hello Ms Seraphina
[23:05] <Kender> good to see you again
[23:05] <Sirenthia> Hey Kender - having a good evening?
[23:05] <Kender> how is ms clockheart doing?
[23:05] <Seraphina_Wildfire> She's in today.
[23:05] <Seraphina_Wildfire> You can speak with her if you wish.
[23:05] <Seraphina_Wildfire> She just sent Miss Sirenthia down here.
[23:06] <Sirenthia> a potential romance blooming, perhaps?
[23:06] * Kender blushes
[23:06] * Sirenthia smiles
[23:06] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Well, anyways, shall we get on with this? Sorry to cut conversation off so rapidly.
[23:06] <Sirenthia> No no - that's fine. We're here to talk business, after all
[23:06] <Kender> ah, you're doing an interview. I'll shut up
[23:06] <Seraphina_Wildfire> My apologies, Mr. Kender.
[23:06] *** Deltina has joined #WildfireIndustries
[23:06] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Deltina
[23:06] *** ChanServ sets mode +a on Deltina
[23:06] <Seraphina_Wildfire> So, Sirenthia, what attracted you to us?
[23:07] <Deltina> Sera, what the hell are you doing diverting from my interview questions?
[23:07] <Sirenthia> I'm interested in it being a family firm, and in the reports I've heard of certain adjustments being made to cater for the varying needs of employees
[23:07] <Sirenthia> Having had bad experiences with employers in the past, this would make a refreshing change
[23:08] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Yes... adjustments are being made... I thought your brother notified you, Deltina.... Yes, we here at WI are far from bad employers...
[23:08] <Sirenthia> That's good news
[23:09] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Yes, we're always striving for the future.
[23:09] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Well... most of us are.
[23:09] <Sirenthia> Is there anything else you wish to know about me?
[23:09] <Deltina> This was the point where you ask her if she's a slut, Sera!
[23:09] * Seraphina_Wildfire smiles.
[23:10] <Sirenthia> Feeling threatened, Deltina?
[23:10] <Deltina> Not your other silly questions.
[23:10] <Seraphina_Wildfire> So, what were your previous job experiences.
[23:10] <Deltina> I would prefer if you didn't talk to me like that, as your potential future employer, Miss Sirenthia.
[23:10] <Sirenthia> I've worked in engineering - hence an interest in your field
[23:10] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Good... look... she's not Public Relations...
[23:11] <Sirenthia> Deltina, I assure you - once you are my employer, you will get nothing but the utmost respect from me...
[23:11] <Deltina> I think I have more power in this company than you Sera..
[23:11] <Seraphina_Wildfire> True.
[23:12] <Seraphina_Wildfire> But, you must understand Deltina, you don't ask people those questions!
[23:12] <Seraphina_Wildfire> It's just not proper.
[23:12] <Sirenthia> Oh, I don't know - the standard interview set can get a little tiresome...
[23:12] <Deltina> As I told you before, they provide a good overview of the person.
[23:13] <Deltina> Much better than stuffy normal questions like those you are asking.
[23:13] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Well, I have an idea.
[23:13] <Sirenthia> Oh?
[23:13] <Seraphina_Wildfire> How about we let Miss Sirenthia choose what she likes more.
[23:14] * Seraphina_Wildfire opens a drawer in her desk and pulls out a sheet of questions.
[23:14] * Sirenthia looks on with interest
[23:14] <Deltina> Sure, I can't see anyone picking you over *me* in a million years.
[23:15] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Deltina's Question #15 -
[23:15] * Seraphina_Wildfire clears her throat.
[23:15] <Seraphina_Wildfire> How do you normally like to be? On the top or on the bottom, during sex?
[23:16] * Seraphina_Wildfire stares at Deltina.
[23:16] <Deltina> What? It's a perfectly valid question.
[23:17] * Kender agrees
[23:17] <Sirenthia> Well, I'd be hoping to take a more dominant role in your company, using my excellent leadership abilities. How does that answer it...
[23:17] <Deltina> Shows whether you are domineering, or submissive.
[23:17] * Sirenthia stares back at Deltina
[23:17] <Deltina> exactly, well done Miss Sirenthia.
[23:17] * Seraphina_Wildfire looks back and forth.
[23:17] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Deltina's Question #16 -
[23:18] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Do I really have to read this?
[23:18] <Deltina> Of course.
[23:18] * Sirenthia raises an eyebrow...
[23:19] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Do you prefer it doggie style?
[23:19] <Deltina> No need to be such a prude, Sera. Sometimes I wonder what my brother sees in you.
[23:19] <Sirenthia> I'd enver get on my hands and knees for anyone - vulnerability is weakness.
[23:20] * Kender silently wonders what this wueations shows about a person
[23:20] <Deltina> Good answer. I like this girl Sera, give her a high mark.
[23:20] <Kender> questions*
[23:20] * Seraphina_Wildfire sighs.
[23:20] * Sirenthia smiles.
[23:20] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Looks like you've passed your interview, however crude it was.
[23:21] <Sirenthia> That's wonderful news, Sera - thank you for accepting me under circumstances so distasteful to you.
[23:21] <Seraphina_Wildfire> My plea... you're welcome.
[23:21] <Kender> congratulations Sirenthia
[23:21] <Seraphina_Wildfire> Miss Clockheart will take care of you.
[23:21] * Sirenthia smiles at Kender.
[23:21] <Sirenthia> Thank you
[23:21] <Deltina> Congratulations Sirenthia.
[23:22] <Sirenthia> Thank you, Deltina
[23:22] <Sirenthia> I'm proud to be onboard.


A little juicier than your average interview, perhaps!

[hkdl]

I was supposed to have my interview today, however I couldn't get on IRC from work, even through web clients. I wanted to reschedule for tomorrow but I think the AIM I was using here messed up and either Clockheart couldn't see what I was typing or vice versa.

[serenthia]

That's strange, as I saw you on the WildfireIndustries channel... Thought you were being a bit quiet, though!

[hkdl]

Yeah I leave my home computer on while I'm at work.

[hkdl]

When we think Wildfire has forgot about us, Seraphina shows up

[PokeKiller]

Well, um, the more lifeless among us stayed up pretty late to wait for something to happen, and, uh, well, just read...

[PokeKiller]

Oh, good, Sera's awake and, well, alive, anyway.