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[OT]The Tim thread
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ReeseSparrow
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Serum wrote:
Lithp wrote:
Sarahstrianism is a peaceful faith that merely states that Tim is The Most Holy Prophet of the Goddess Sarah.


Blasphemer. You shall know the sweet suffering of a thousand angry toe-stubbings!

I hope you can't find your pills and have a really bad grand maul seizure that leads you into a trance state that makes you do things you won't remember later. C wut I did thur?
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Grumplestiltskin
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ReeseSparrow wrote:
I hope you can't find your pills and have a really bad grand maul seizure that leads you into a trance state that makes you do things you won't remember later. C wut I did thur?


I see that you've misspelled grand mal, (as well as: "see," "what," and "there").

"Grand maul seizure" rather seems like something an angry grizzly bear would have.

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Beidah
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 		And what of Seth, the first Holy Cameraman to capture the image of the Great Sutton?

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Serum
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Beidah wrote:
And what of Seth, the first Holy Cameraman to capture the image of the Great Sutton?


Stay out of this. This is between the Suttonists and the so-called Sarah-worshiping heretics.

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TheJoker
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Serum wrote:
something

Completely irrelevant, but I feel I should inform you. Serum, I frequently read your posts in Tim's voice. Most likely due to the picture. Thought you might like to know.

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Serum
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TheJoker wrote:
Serum wrote:
something

Completely irrelevant, but I feel I should inform you. Serum, I frequently read your posts in Tim's voice. Most likely due to the picture. Thought you might like to know.




YouTube: Link

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Lithp
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 		Actually, the Whore of College Town is Alex. He is the Great Deceiver who burned the holy tapes to convince the world that Sarah was irrelevant and a poor actress. The prophecy states that Jay the Seer will recover the lost film and, in Sarah's name, smite Alex and his faceless heathen god. The Great Deceiver assumes many masks to cover the truth, including that of the Cult of Tim.

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Grumplestiltskin
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Lithp wrote:
Actually, the Whore of College Town is Alex. He is the Great Deceiver who burned the holy tapes to convince the world that Sarah was irrelevant and a poor actress. The prophecy states that Jay the Seer will recover the lost film and, in Sarah's name, smite Alex and his faceless heathen god. The Great Deceiver assumes many masks to cover the truth, including that of the Cult of Tim.


Hm. Except, we already have some of the lost tapes, and they do indeed show that Sarah is both irrelevant and a poor actress. And whiny.

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TheJoker
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 		Guys, guys, settle down. Don't you see that your religions are practically the same? Must we have all this fighting? Why can't we all learn to live together and accept each other's beliefs? Do you really think your prophets would have wanted you to-
Lithp wrote:
Actually, the Whore of College Town is Alex.

That's it, where's my pitchfork? Foolish infidel, know you not that Alex is the true Angel of the Faceless King who will cleanse the world of heathens such as the Sideburns-Bearing Liar and the Satanic Walking Tripod with his almighty Holy Block of Cement?

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Grumplestiltskin
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 		Joker, I'm not sure why you use the modal "would" -- I know exactly what our Suttonist Prophet would say...

Serum, My Son, The Prophet wrote:
Stay out of this. This is between the Suttonists and the so-called Sarah-worshiping heretics.


But hand me that pitchfork. I'll take care of the infidel for you. With pleasure.

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Oransel
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 		I do not worship anyone, but I do adore Tim a lot. Here is some Tim action (check youtube comments)



YouTube: Link

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Kraehtot
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 		Oh... you're right!
It's totally him! Shocked

(or the best Timposter ever). Serum will say.
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Tharol
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 		So where is Tim now.

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Serum
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Tharol wrote:
So where is Tim now.


Holy Prophet Tharol, I believe the Buddha Tim is in Alabama, unless there's a convention going on in some other state.

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Oransel wrote:
I do not worship anyone, but I do adore Tim a lot. Here is some Tim action (check youtube comments)



YouTube: Link


Also, that is clearly not Tim. While this fellow displays several of Tim's characteristics (the sideburns, the pills, the jacket) Tim comes with an additional, third dimension of depth, this fellow obviously exists in only two dimensions, like some sort of cartoon.

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