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Supersox · Veteran Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 137

Meet the Parents

**Posted:** Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:40 pm

Serum · Guest

Whoa, Tim the Father and Misses Tim's Mom are going to be there? That's awesome.

**Posted:** Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:28 am

Grumplestiltskin

Because even though he won't acknowledge it, Troy is a Suttonist:

http://troywagner.tumblr.com/post/52834893879/if-you-had-a-tv-show-what-would-it-be-about-what

**Posted:** Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:01 pm

Serum · Guest

A voice came to me, today. It was calm, and soothing like the heavy rain pouring outside my window as I enjoyed my morning cup of Chai after cleaning up the house and it said to me:

"Fear not, Prophet, I am the voice of the Sut and the Ton, the Almighty Tim. And I come to you with a message, and it is Zen. From this moment forward, you shall absorb all that is around you that is I, Tim. No longer are you simply Suttonists, but you are Zen Suttonists. Sit, meditate and think of my glorious sideburns, and let passing thoughts wash over you like the gentle bristles of my glorious Sutton Chops."

To which I said:

"Master, I shall do everything you have commanded, but what of the Timmandments? The King Sutton Bible? What of your teachings?"

To which He replied:

"Worry not, for there will be more to come-- in time. I must go, now, I need to go meet up with Troy and pick up smokes on My way back to Alabamecca, known to you as Timmeca."

And so I sat and meditated underneath the fake palm tree of the cramped quarters of my studio apartment, and have brought ye all the Good News.

**Posted:** Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:05 pm

Grumplestiltskin

: assumes Lotus position :

: ponders the Glorious Sideburns :

**Posted:** Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:25 pm

Kraehtot

**Posted:** Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:46 pm

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Grumplestiltskin

As hachiman has created an image worthy of iconic reverence:

**Posted:** Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:27 am

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**Posted:** Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:34 am

Grumplestiltskin

Except that I was the one who created that image. It shows up on Google Images now because of all the times I posted it here in the past and wrote things like "SARAH SUCKS AND YOU SUCK FOR LIKING HER" next to it. But sure, anyone who uses the image appropriately can be nominated for Timhood.

mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa Embarassed

**Posted:** Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:47 am

Tharol

Likes checking if Man of Steel will star Tim like side burns.

**Posted:** Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:02 pm

Kraehtot

Well, I posted it in the MH fanart, but I think it should be here to: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/167/f/7/tim_sutton_by_artheku-d69b8k8.jpg

Is a portrait I've done of Tim ~~'s sideburns~~ . Hope you like it!

**Posted:** Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:06 pm

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hachiman · Unfettered Joined: 19 Oct 2012 Posts: 359

If Sarah's gone, then Jessica is too?

**Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:00 pm

TheJoker

**Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:51 pm

hachiman · Unfettered Joined: 19 Oct 2012 Posts: 359

The sideburns are why. They swallowed them up. Razz

**Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:55 pm

Serum · Guest

At least Jessica did stuff. Sarah was so lazy and unimportant that ~~I had to sacrifice her upon the Altar of Sutton~~ Troy, Joseph and Tim had to figure out a way to write her out of the story.

**Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:37 pm