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Grumplestiltskin

Taking it out of park is only the first step. You'll want to skip past neutral and put it in drive...

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:15 am

Hazman

One down for first, double up to get it into second, then up for all the rest. Make sure you don't put it in neutral when going between first and second

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:57 am

Serum · Guest

Thank you for applauding my agony.

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:41 am

Beidah

It's what we're here for...

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:31 pm

Grumplestiltskin

Really, it's the least we can do. Laughing

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:39 pm

Zarggg · Unfictologist Joined: 23 Dec 2010 Posts: 1660

"Blue balls" is right up there with the "friend zone" in the category of things that do not actually exist that men use in order to (attempt to) coerce women to have sex with them against their own desires.

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:55 pm

Grumplestiltskin

While I agree that some men attempt to use the condition as a sort of plea for sympathy, epididymal hypertension is actually a thing.

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:12 pm

Kraehtot

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:30 pm

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Pixiestix

This line of conversation can just stop now...

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:43 pm

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**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:13 pm

Serum · Guest

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:17 pm

pestoner · Decorated Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 197 Location: beyond

"blue balls" is what you get,when youre Close to sexual Encounter,and then there isnt any..this is a very real thing and i can tell it hurts like 10 kicks into your man-space at least.now would you stop bragging about your private in-and-out games like a 14year old telling his classmates he had some sexytime?doesnt this embarass you?it embarasses me,because it makes you look like "dude ive got so much fuckery done hurr durr,raaaaage because my junk hurts from all the pussy ive gotten!"

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:40 pm

Zarggg · Unfictologist Joined: 23 Dec 2010 Posts: 1660

**Posted:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:14 pm

Serum · Guest

Can we get Pizza Hu---- oh, wait, we need to cut that scene out of Poltergeist.

Seriously, that abrupt edit in the kitchen scene makes me rage every time.

**Posted:** Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:10 am

Cougar Draven

**Posted:** Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:22 am

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