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Shad0
I Have No Life
Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 2180 Location: Southern California, USA
Re: Janissary who?
thebruce wrote:
Janissary-lly big dog - don't get that one...yet...
"Jan-is-a-rea-lly big dog."
Obligatory even-more-dreadful joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aiden.
Aiden who?
Aiden and abettin' those refu scum...
On second thought, enough with the knock-knock jokes. (Sorry, SP!) How about:
Two futuristic AIs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve futuristic AIs here." And the futuristic AIs say, "Oh, we didn't come in here to drink. We just wanted to network a little."
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:37 am
thebruce
Dances With Wikis
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
enh...
no offense
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:48 am
daboking
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
thebruce, why did that joke make me start singing "dana worry, abrey happy"
could be worse, I could be singing sting, or the bee gee's
ok, a few more:
1) how did the queen fund her 2004 mission? By celling honey
2) what is her favorite game? Hive and Seek
3) where were the bees that noah kept? in the ark-hives
4) since melissa is now gone from ILB, do we need a bee bee sitter?
(* dabo ducks quickly from flying shuriken around the world)-QUACK!)
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:22 pm
HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
How many Beekeepers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it and about 300 to complain that there are no lightbulbs near them that need changing or are able to be changed.
*cringe* *duck* *hide*
How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.... But don't ask me how they got in there...
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:06 pm
cheebers
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Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Coeur d'Alene Idaho.
HitsHerMark wrote:
*cringe* *duck* *hide*
you mean
evade
evade
evade
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:29 pm
darkmoonz
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Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 330 Location: Gainesville, FL
HitsHerMark wrote:
How many Beekeepers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it and about 300 to complain that there are no lightbulbs near them that need changing or are able to be changed.
*cringe* *duck* *hide*
How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.... But don't ask me how they got in there...
you forgot to add that the 300 needed to send pictures of their lightbulbs so that their lightbulbs could be changed... if their lightbulb wasn't in the midle of the gulf of mexico... (:
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:36 pm
thebruce
Dances With Wikis
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
better yet, inspired by darkmoonz...
How many Beekeepers does it etc, etc?
One, unless it's far from the shore, deep within the gulf of Mexico.
(or was it near Hawaii?)
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:08 pm
darkmoonz
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Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 330 Location: Gainesville, FL
you see, when i sumbitted my axon, instead of 29.x5 i wrote 25.x9... which was in the gulf of mexico... i was going to write melissa and explain i wanted to use that as a test for the scuba team, but i thought better of it... (:
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:55 am
Kali
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Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 162
darkmoonz wrote:
you see, when i sumbitted my axon, instead of 29.x5 i wrote 25.x9... which was in the gulf of mexico... i was going to write melissa and explain i wanted to use that as a test for the scuba team, but i thought better of it... (:
you should have, just to see what she would say about it. (probably nothing, I know)
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:03 am
thebruce
Dances With Wikis
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
ah ok... so where was the original axon that was way off the west coast, the first one that was corrected that the SPDR screwed up on? Was it off the west coast out towards Hawaii?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:55 am
darkmoonz
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Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 330 Location: Gainesville, FL
no, i thought that was one of the axons over in london... unless that's just an excuse they're using since they never got to theirs... (:
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:58 pm
thebruce
Dances With Wikis
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
no, on the very first list of GPS coordinates, when Melissa was building roads, the SPDR had one coordinate that was off the western coast... obviously no payphones there, and Melissa took the job over from SPDR... I believe that was about the time she erased the SPDR
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:10 pm
Lurking_Kouzou
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Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 124 Location: Earth
Isn't that when the princess first called the widow a "bug of very little brain"?
And then shortly after the queen deleted SPDR, she rebuilt the road herself and put it NOT in the ocean.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:13 pm
thebruce
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Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 6899 Location: Kitchener, Ontario
yes, exactly...
anyway, back on topic...
jokes people, jokes!
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:17 pm
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Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 1133 Location: 53742E 4A6F686E27732C 4E4C00
Not taking credit for this, but here it is anyway
What goes Zzzub, Zzzub, Zzzub?
A bee flying backwards
And my own:
How many BeeKeepers to screw in a light-bulb?
16... 1 to screw it in and 15 to berate him [cough]weephun[/cough] for destroying the old one.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:25 pm
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