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[meta] ILB jokes!
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daboking
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itch-hikers guide to the galaxy
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HitsHerMark
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 		Knock knock...

Who's there?

Interupting bee!

Interupt...

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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thebruce
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 		haha ok these are good... keep'em coming!
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Atrophied wrote:
Not taking credit for this, but here it is anyway

What goes Zzzub, Zzzub, Zzzub?

A bee flying backwards


I really enjoyed listening to the audio of that one. After each time the guy says, "Zzzub," Melissa said, "a bee". I thought that was pretty clever of the voice actress.
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thebruce
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 		oh yeah! Forgot about that Smile here I am thinking - why'd he post such an old joke?

all the better - it's an inside joke now too Smile zzub zzub zzub is so old... but hey, they liked it at the axon Smile so which audio file was it in again?
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thebruce
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 		never mind, it was in Kamen's call on 9/22 Smile kule
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 		yeah, i was going to say... bruce, you typed out every word that's been given to us, you have the axon's in text format, i'm sure you can find out what call it's in... (:
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 		hah well, I didn't transcribe the phone calls... but, of course, I have all of the audio clips released in game, and some self-recorded from fellow users Razz
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 		Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "Get out! We don't serve your type here."
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 		Re: [meta] ILB jokes!
daboking wrote:
Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "Get out! We don't serve your type here."

Two bees walk (fly?) into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bees here. Buzz off!"

(And all they wanted was a nice vodka stinger...)
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 		This is a fly joke, not bee, but its one of my all time favorite stupid jokes.

Q: What do you call a Fly without wings?

A: A Walk
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 		How do you know you've been playing ILB too long and too hard?

- You dream of the Covenant invasion four nights in a row (though last nights was really cool)

- Even your completely disinterested significant other is making bee jokes

- You quote ILB wav files in work situations

- and they fit

- but no one understands quite how

- You get bored watching the new reality TV shows coming on, and decide to go type up some jokes about ILB

- You decided your halloween costumes (one for work, one for otherwise) were to be based on self mockery, and both of them were ILB related (PM me for a pic of the work one)

- You not only understand every single joke on this list, but you were involved in the situations that caused several of them.

- You had no trouble coming up with this list in under two minutes.
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 		Q: How many beekeepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE!

Smile
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Dragonrider
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HitsHerMark wrote:
Q: How many beekeepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE!

Smile


Along the same lines:

Q: How many beekeepers does it take to answer a phone?
A: That depends. One can do it just fine, but at least ten is optimal. After all, we need:
-Special Environment Ops (for those Gulf axons),
-Entertainment (who doesn't need some Stormy Weather every once in a while?),
-Engr and Mech (eh hem, Mazien, for fixing broken axons temporarily),
-Science and Medical (What if you get a splinter?),
-NavComm(those axons can be tricky to find),
-Elite Forces (for beating off jocks who're rude about using the phone)
-Rank and File just to make everyone look better.
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