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[LOCKED] Is erotic Marble Hornets fan fiction really a thing? i_i
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Jordan
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 		Is erotic Marble Hornets fan fiction really a thing? i_i
Hey everyone,

Now as a bisexual man, I do find particular members of the cast attractive. (I like Tim...but sideburns? Huge turn off) But one thing does perplex me: is it true that erotic Marble Hornets fan fiction really is a thing?

Because that's a bit weird.

Even Stephen Moffatt (showrunner of Doctor Who and Sherlock), who shoots himself publicly in the foot more often then not , did sum it up the whole issue of erotic fan fiction personally response to Sherlock fan fiction: "As a young man, I had particular thoughts which I knew were perhaps left to myself!" (unfortunetly, the man shoots himself two seconds later by saying: "And no-one sends me Charlie Angels stuff, that's for sure. Sigh, Moffatt, at least you know how to get out of bed and tie your shoes. That's a start.)

The people who play the characters are real people and it must be akward and invasive as hell for them when people start putting them. Even Tim, on, insisted that people stopped writing such material, since he was in a relationship and that he found it deeply uncomfortable to encounter on the internet.

I wouldn't mind reading a story in which Jay/Tim fall in love the midist of the ruin that is their lives (or even Tim/Brian in a relationship during the filming of Marble Hornets and just as people who suffer from mental illness (well, that's my spec on the matter) and I'm not saying that relationship has to be chaste and I'm sure the writers, but explict sex scenes seem...a bit much?

By the way, I do find the idea of Jay/Tim trying to work through any attraction they had to each other completly hillarious due to the fact that their both so socially akward, even to each other Smile I mean, can you imagine?

Watching them try to deal with their poor social skills even comunicating that they would be both hillarious and painful to watch.

Troy: So, Tim?
Tim: Yeah?
Jay: I....I like you.
Tim: Yeah, I know.
Jay: No, I...like...like you.
Tim (annoyed and akward: is this a mental illness thing? Does Jay feel that he doesn't know that their friends?)
Tim (half-laughing, trying to hide his annoyance): No, I know.
Jay: I really like you.
Tim (confused: is he really that socially unskilled?): I know.
Jay: But, I really...really do like you.
Tim: I...know?
Jay: I really like you.
Tim (frustrated): I know!

(Akward slience forever)

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Hazman
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 		EDIT: Link removed

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Jordan
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 		Non-consent erotica? THE FUCK? Tentacle fun? Operator touching fucking Masky?

MINDBLOWN.

CHRISTIAN CAMP DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, MUM! BUT, FUCK, THIS WEB SITE DID! I'M NEVER TOUCHING A FUCKING MAN AGAIN!

JESUS.

(Sorry...just...)


THE FUCK?

IS

WRONG

WITH PEOPLE?

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Hazman
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 		I'm sorry I didn't read any, not my thing. I just googled Marble Hornets erotic fanfic and picked the first one

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Jordan
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Hazman wrote:
I'm sorry I didn't read any, not my thing. I just googled Marble Hornets erotic fanfic and picked the first one


*Is curled up into a fetal ball and can't hear Hazman*

(No, it's okay. I kind of assumed you were just telling me how messed up it is)

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 		*sigh*

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Jordan
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Marble Hornets wrote:
*sigh*


No one understands your work, Marble Hornets? Smile (Just kidding, I know you didn't write this)

*Marble Hornets hears the sound of frienzed typing coming from his cupboard while he is reading*

*He goes over to his cupboard, shakingly, opening the door to reveal JORDAN*

*Marble Hornets stares in disbelief*

JORDAN: Hey.

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Hazman
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 		Un/fortunately for you, I don't have a cupboard.

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Jordan
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Hazman wrote:
Un/fortunately for you, I don't have a cupboard.


Heh, I meant to say Marble Hornets (sorry)

But speaking of which....you have one now.

*Smiles serenely and continues typing*

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 		And then someone discovered rule 34. Don't worry, it could be worse, you could be a brony. At least you have to specifically hunt for marblehornets R34.

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Hazman
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Jordan wrote:

But speaking of which....you have one now.

*Smiles serenely and continues typing*


What, I have a little tiny-arse booze cupboard. That's my cupboard.

KTsteve wrote:
And then someone discovered rule 34. Don't worry, it could be worse, you could be a brony. At least you have to specifically hunt for marblehornets R34.


What? I googled Marble Hornets erotic fanfic. Clicked the first link and posted it here. You don't have to "hunt" for anything

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Jordan
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KTsteve wrote:
And then someone discovered rule 34. Don't worry, it could be worse, you could be a brony. At least you have to specifically hunt for marblehornets R34.


Sadly, I discovered what Rule 34 was when I entered Looney Tunes on Tumblr. I expected childhood nostalgia and deriding of The Looney Tunes Show, I didn't expect to see Lola's Bunny's particulars. (Or Bugs's)

Seriously, I know some corners of the internet are messed up, but the hell?

Heh, I thought Bronies were just male fans of My Little Pony (although, can we laugh at the name, just a tad? Boys got to safeguard their masculinty and all that Smile, but what, their really pervs? Ewww.

That said, I saw the movie and despite the problems I had with it, I really enjoyed the characters, although I've heard that the series itself is MUCH better then the movie was. Is it true everyone is kind of freaking out over the fact that Twilight has a love intrest, though? I've heard the show has strong feminist themes and has avoided the boyfriend/girlfriend and just focused on the ponies/girls and their kick ass pony adventures and I'm guessing that even if he is going to be in the show, they won't be a permeant couple and Faust will show little girls that love doesn't last forever and your life is still okay afterwards and that sometimes relationships do just end. But, it's still kind of problematic because even if little girls who have watched the show for the last four years have learnt that girls can be awesome on their own, there's always the little girl coming to the show for the first time (although, I expect Flash Sentry WON'T be the focus of the series and it'll still focus on the herd mainly, with him making occasional apperances)

(That being said, I kind of do want to see Fluttershy on a date with someone who is just as socially akward as she is. It'd be adorable. (Although, maybe her pony counterpart goes through a lot more character development then her human counterpart did)

(In his human form, he did seem to be kind of a show off which could be signalling the end of their relationship already and actually, did he piss anyone else that he was Chinese in his human form, but his eyes were much more caucusian in his pony form? What was that all about?)

(That said, I could go for some non-pervy muzzle nuzzling, though, but I'm kind of a romantic. I mean, they can't exactly kiss, can they?)

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Jordan
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 		[quote="Hazman"]
Jordan wrote:

But speaking of which....you have one now.

*Smiles serenely and continues typing*


What, I have a little tiny-arse booze cupboard. That's my cupboard.

*Impossibly unfolds himself out of the booze cupboard and into Hazman's room*

By the way, your out of booze Smile

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 		[quote="Jordan"]
Hazman wrote:
Jordan wrote:

But speaking of which....you have one now.

*Smiles serenely and continues typing*


What, I have a little tiny-arse booze cupboard. That's my cupboard.

*Impossibly unfolds himself out of the booze cupboard and into Hazman's room*

Quit staring, you weirdo. Your the one who doesn't have anywhere to put his clothes Smile By the way, your out of booze Smile


I have an open wardrobe and I have half a bottle of Jim Beam left. Don't say I'm out. I gotta make a bottle last 2 weekends. I'm a student

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Jordan
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 		[quote="Hazman"]
Jordan wrote:
Hazman wrote:
Jordan wrote:

But speaking of which....you have one now.

*Smiles serenely and continues typing*


What, I have a little tiny-arse booze cupboard. That's my cupboard.

*Impossibly unfolds himself out of the booze cupboard and into Hazman's room*

Quit staring, you weirdo. Your the one who doesn't have anywhere to put his clothes Smile By the way, your out of booze Smile


I have an open wardrobe and I have half a bottle of Jim Beam left. Don't say I'm out. I gotta make a bottle last 2 weekends. I'm a student


*Drops bottle of Jim Beam onto the floor*

Jessica's dead, man. JESSICA'S FUCKING DEAD!

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