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Osttle

What are Jay and Tim doing right now?

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:08 pm

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Tim is probably get money at a gay strip club, Jay is probably fapping to that pic of Amy

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:38 pm

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

I'm not sure why, but I can only think of comical/troll responses to this thread. Their respective drugs of choice? Having a stiff drink? Making a montage of driving down a variety of roads? Filling out coloring books? Watching funny YouTube videos? Playing some Slayer? Comparing and contrasting the merits and pitfalls of PS4 and XBox1 to decide which one they'd prefer? Watching the Price is Right in a hotel somewhere while eating takeout?

...wait. That last one may be correct.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:23 pm

Jordan · Entrenched Joined: 19 Oct 2011 Posts: 845

Re: What are Jay and Tim doing right now?

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:29 pm

TheJoker

Jay is wasting time on Netflix and Tumblr and TV Tropes and other time sinks, as he tends to between entries, while trying to figure out where the hell he got all this money for hotels from.

Tim is just hitting random bars and scoring girls, because I can't think of anything legitimately funny for him.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:22 pm

Serum · Guest

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:23 pm

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

@Serum: This is true.

Maybe Tim is delicately grooming and combing his sideburns? Scoring the bad bitches at the bar? Lifting? Shopping for sunglasses? Teaching himself kung fu? Rollerblading? Popping pills with the cool kids? Teaching kids with disabilities how to play Slayer songs on guitar? Helping old ladies cross the street? Donating his time at a soup kitchen? Having a Dos Equis and discussing the merits of various cigars with the most interesting man in the world? Peeing off a very tall building? Playing paddy cake with Hoody? Buying a pack of cigarettes to smoke all at once? Your mom?

These are all things Tim might be doing.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:41 pm

TheJoker

WRONG. These are all things Tim is doing. Sometimes he even does them all at the same time.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:39 pm

Jordan · Entrenched Joined: 19 Oct 2011 Posts: 845

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:01 pm

Oscar Langley · Unfettered Joined: 14 Aug 2010 Posts: 322

Jay is gooning it up on Something Awful. Tim is working odd jobs and debating weather or not he wants to go back to the house for his ukelele.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:16 pm

Craig Digsby

Quixotica and I had a lengthy conversation about this topic over at The Hoody Hub. You guys should join.

Almost all the posts above mine are comical, so I've decided to take a more serious approach. Without further ado, and all jokes aside:

Following the events of Entry #65, Tim worked constantly to get some money saved up and then quit his job. I presumed they [Jay and Tim] were both living off that saved up cash. But where did Jay get his money before that? Before allying with Tim, he lived in his car and the occasional hotel. Maybe he lived off of his own savings.

**Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:13 am

Sha Noran · Entrenched Joined: 29 Apr 2013 Posts: 919

So Mr. Digsby, like I said - getting high (on caffeine) and watching funny YouTube videos in a hotel somewhere. Trying to avoid thinking about the inevitable.

**Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:49 am

ToTheFading · Veteran Joined: 25 Nov 2012 Posts: 108

In that picture he's playing Slender: The Eight Pages. Unfortunately, he's become slightly desensitised to that game...

**Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:17 am

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Osttle

Mr.Digsby, What entry is that from?

**Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:16 am

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hachiman · Unfettered Joined: 19 Oct 2012 Posts: 359

**Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:41 am