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[HUMOR] We know what the artifact does!
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Scumbag
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 		[HUMOR] We know what the artifact does!
Regardless of how you feel about the US election (seriously, no whining from either side in mah thread), a few of my friends are weird enough that they made up some ILB-related election jokes.

Here's the ones we found the funniest:

Q: Why did young voters not go out and vote as much as people predicted?
A: After early voters learned it didnt unlock any new audio clips, turnout dropped.

Q: What was the goal/purpose of the artifact?
A: Provisional ballot producer.

Q: Why did the election make ILB irrelevent?
A: The election told us why the Covenant invade Earth.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:11 pm
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d.mauro
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 		Re: [HUMOR] We know what the artifact does!
Scumbag wrote:
Q: Why did young voters not go out and vote as much as people predicted?
A: After early voters learned it didnt unlock any new audio clips, turnout dropped.

Q: Why did the election make ILB irrelevent?
A: The election told us why the Covenant invade Earth.

=D
I like these two
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HitsHerMark
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 		Actually, if you take a closer look at the pulse it gave off you'll see that it's telling you to drink your ovaltine...










I know I've made that joke before... But I figure it's funny enough for a redux. Very Happy
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porq
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 		OH dear god... the orange packaging... the brown liquid colour... it's true! ARG!
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