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[Sha Noran]

Seth is almost as worthless as Sarah, and doesn't even have boobs. 1/10, no thread needed.

[Serum]

[DHawk314]

Seth did some filming for Alex and then went to a spooky basement for some reason and then probably fucking died. He wasn't even originally a character, his actor is Sarah's boyfriend and they added him on the spot of Entry #9.

Brian has essentially the same level of importance, except he appears as an extra more, and also has the two benefits of A) Introducing Alex and Tim and B) Having his abandoned house be moved into by Alex towards the end of 2006, moved into by totheark in 2009, and then being visited a thousand times by Tim and Jay in 2009/2010.

Sarah is slightly more important than Seth insofar as Alex mentions her before she actually appears, because unlike Seth she was not added in impromptu on set. She is less important insofar as we never see Alex get rid of her in a spooky abandoned place, but its implied regardless Alex did the same thing to her from her being mentioned as gone and her name being crossed out.

Sarah and Seth are pretty much on a par for importance. Brian is slightly above them, and then above him is Jay and Alex, as well as Tim now who got there through being Masky. His childhood further expanding the mythos and his misadventures with Jay also made him get to be important, but before it was confirmed he was Masky you could argue he was pretty much as important as Sarah or Seth.

Amy is arguably more important than Brian because her being missing is briefly an ongoing plot point, and Jessica is definitely more important than Brian, although whoever Hoody turns out to be will obviously get raised to like just below Tim, assuming Hoody even is one of the previously introduced characters. The Operator is the most important character, of course, being Slender Man and everything.

[Sha Noran]

Serum, I really don't appreciate you suggesting, even in jest, that I am or have any relation to the user Marble Hornets. I don't think he's Pravado, but regardless, I have nothing to do with that dude other than regularly calling him out. You shouldn't be such a prick Serum, especially when your excuse is something as childish as "he started it!". I'm sorry you're feeling ill lately, but fuck you bro, don't suggest I have any connection with that worthless turd Henry ever again. Better yet, don't fucking reply to me directly or mention me at all, your posts have a genuinely creepy and obsessive vibe and I'd prefer to not be on your radar at all.

If all the other actor's threads got locked, this should be too. It's a fucking spamfest that gets a bit closer to creepy meta-stalking than fandom. We have the off topic thread and that should be enough to pad everyone's post count.

[Zarggg]

I'm considering locking this one as well. The only reason I didn't was because this one has history here and was amusing for a while.

If it continues to be detrimental to a friendly environment here, I will lock it.

[Dacad]

Seriously guys. Quit talking about how you don't like this one particular user. I haven't been paying much attention to Marble Hornets the user, but it seems that the pages spent on how much you hate him are far worse than whatever he says to annoy us.

Instead, you should talk about important things. Like a kind of creepy fixation on an Internet actor's facial hair. I don't care myself, but I'll go so far as to convert to one of the religions on here, be it Catholic Suttonism or Sarahastrianism, if it will get everyone back on track.

Edit: if Serum is the leader of the Catholic Suttonites, does that make him the Pope? Does he have the ceremonial vestments?

[twistedpuppet]

I thought this was the Tim Thread. :/

[hachiman]

It WAS the Tim thread. :/

[Kraehtot]

Stop it! You're making Tim cry!



So let's make it be the Tim's thread again, allright?

Have you seen this short film with Tim starring on it? http://www.campusmoviefest.com/movies/27898-reflection

[Wondertje]

[Gante]

Yes, Tim is the glue that holds that short together, and it's kind of a demanding part.

[Zarggg]

[Marble Hornets]

[Wondertje]

[Kraehtot]

His sideburns are known world wide, Wondertje