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[astrovanman]

Suck. I can't enjoy the games like you guys can. My internet blows. It's just so slow and it's supposed to be a T1 line!


laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThaJinx]

/me sends everybody convoluted voice messages while they're offline.

[thunderclap8]

excuse any language that might slip into this post, I'm extremely pissed off and have to rant now.

So I decide to play a quick game on Live before bed. Clan/friends are all busy in games, so I join up in team skirmish matchmaking by myself. I get assigned to a team, and start a classic CTF match on Colossus.

I should have known something wrong when 2 of my 3 other team members started babbling into their mics even before the game started:
"getoffmegetoffmegetoffme" "stopshootingmestopshootingme" etc.

The game starts up and these two assholes start running around and shooting at me (keep in mind they are my teammates), all the while babbling the same thing over and over again. They both killed me, I ejected them both. By that point the other team had unsurprisingly scored 2 of the 3 necessary points. I regretfully settled myself to pairing off with the last remaining team member.

THEN HE STARTED DOING THE SAME DAMN THING.

I ejected him too. Me solo with zero scores against 4 capable opponents who had already scored twice. Guess how it ended. I hate people.

On the bright side It's times like this when I remember why playing with you guys is so great.

Sigh... I'd been in a really good mood till now too. Oh, and my Live headset broke tonight too. The clip that holds the earpiece to the headband just snapped right in half.

I don't suppose there's any way I can report them or anything? Bah...

Edit: here's the offending gamertags, do with them what you will.
OnlySpartan117
MuthaNature
Krayzie Jon

2 seem to be members of the clan DisposablHeroes. Who wants to bet they get together and pull this kind of crap regularly?

[ThaJinx]

Just hack into the XBL database, send them a spike, pinpoint their location, hunt them down, and shatter their shins and various bones with obtuse chunks of steel. You'll feel better, and the world will be a better place.

PS. Make sure to cut off their hands and tear out their voice boxes as well to prevent all possibility of further offences. Shattering bones beyond repair just might not be enough.

I'm actually insanely lost as far as intelligence and tactful prowess go this evening since I'm sick outside of believability, so I'll just go ahead and spam them with voicemail.

[Nova]

Go to the 'players' section, select the offending players, hit A, select 'send feedback'.

[regnevah]

hey, alaska looks good this time of year

[krystyn]

[water10]

[INCyr]

[Anton P. Nym]

[INCyr]

[thunderclap8]

I saw a video clip online yesterday, of people playing around on coagulation. It looks similar to what you're describing, INCYR.

They had a wraith running into a scarab, and every time the scarab would launch across the map, spinning wildly and out of control for an insane amount of time. Unfortunately there was no explination as to how it was done...

Here's the clip: http://files4.mythica.org/halo/darkhelmet/JumpSheilaJump.wmv

And as a note there's lots of other fun clip type things at http://files4.mythica.org/halo/darkhelmet/
After a bit of experimentation I managed to replicate crazyjack2.wmv myself! It's easier than it looks.

[Dasro_Kast]

[angelo]

[ThaJinx]