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janemcg
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Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Berkeley, CA
real-life UK shoe mystery This is a bit unorthodox for these forums, but I stumbled across a real-life mystery today, and I am dying to know the truth. So I posting the story here to see if anyone wants to help figure out why so many people are leaving shoes at some poor couple's remote farmhouse. This is definitely a riddle with a solution! Must be some kind of underground meme or something... someone is sending these people on shoe-dumping missions... and I want to know who and why!! Read on and see if you don't also want to know. I'm posting here in Time Wasters because it's real and not actually a game or anything, but certainly worth our puzzly minds. See what you think.
Okay, here's the full text of the article:
Mystery shoe saga stumps couple
Pairs of shoes are being left in mysterious circumstances outside a remote farmhouse in Lincolnshire.
Jason and Claire Foster, who live near Market Rasen, do not know who is doing it or why they have left as many as four pairs of shoes at one time.
The family have video footage, which shows an elderly couple driving by in a green vehicle depositing the shoes.
Mrs Foster said that although it was scary at first, she was rather hoping some of the pairs might fit.
Fly tipping
Some of the shoes are cheap, with price labels of £1.99 attached and some are more expensive designer brands.
They have been left on a regular basis since December, often on a Sunday.
Mrs Foster added: "The biggest question is why? We would love to know why."
East Lindsey District Council are investigating the incident as a case of fly tipping.
"Sometimes it's odd ones, sometimes it's a couple of pairs. But they're of all shapes and sizes. There has even been pairs of roller blades," a council environment official said.
"There must have been more than 30 pairs so far - it's been going on for months."
He said the maximum penalty for a first offence of fly-tipping was £20,000, but it depended on its severity.
(Original reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/4346751.stm
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:00 pm
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krystyn
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Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 3651 Location: Is not Chicago
Perhaps they know that in the future, their grandchildren will have need of good, solid footwear, burnished and weathered by the sun and the elements, and so they are preparing the drop spots for ...
OK, OK, I got nothin'!
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:02 pm
newzgrl
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Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 55 Location: Cincinnati
That is very very strange. Well, at least I learned what "fly-tipping" is...
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:13 pm
janemcg
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Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Berkeley, CA
is there a memorial on site? This poem offers one explanation as to why a group of people would choose a specific site to leave shoes... perhaps there is a memorial or grave of somekind?
From the Book
"God, I Am Here" by Vagif Samadoghlu
1
Don't erect a monument upon my grave,
Nor raise a marble stone.
Just leave a pair of shoes there
For someone barefoot to wear.
1963
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:42 pm
Nik_Doof
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Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 494 Location: Liverpool, UK
Heh, its Sarah Covington and Co from Perplex City
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:44 pm
vpisteve
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Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 2441 Location: 1987
Krystyn was almost right. They're from the future, and have deposited shoes at locations where they, as children in need of shoes, would find them.
Along with a book of Sports Records.
/me waits to get AIMed by HezekiahShoeDepositor
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:11 pm
Duckie
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Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 401 Location: Drifter
It reminds me a bit of an old story, but in reverse. You know, the one where the elves would come at night and make shoes for the old couple? And they were awesome shoes so the elves saved the elderly couple?
Maybe the elderly couple got a few too many shoes after retirement... you gotta put them somewhere.
But then the rollerblades... not typical ware in a shoestore? that has me confuzzled.
Plus, I didn't think elves could cobble rollerblades.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:38 pm
addlepated
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Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 1885 Location: Austin, Texas
I've heard of cow tipping, but never fly tipping. Wonder what the etymology of that is.
Speaking of etymology, the word "sabotage" came from "savate", which meant "old shoe" in French once upon a time. The legend (which was proven false) was that disgruntled workers would throw old shoes in machinery to clog it up.
Throwing an old shoe after someone is supposed to bring them luck, hence why newlyweds tie shoes to their bumpers.
Whacking something with the sole of your shoe is considered the ultimate insult in Middle Eastern countries (hence why you would see poeple pounding paintings of Saddam with their shoes).
You can trap a Leprechain by putting out an old shoe and some coins near a hedgerow. He will be attracted by the coins, then distracted by the shoe, looking it over to see how it needs to be repaired. Leprechauns are cobblers.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:44 am
Muffin
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Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 306 Location: UK, Leicester
I always thought it was called 'fly tipping' because it was done 'on the fly', as it were, implying dump and run.
To give fly-tipping slightly more context, this would be done by the side of a road, or in a ditch, by people who can't be bothered to take it to the local dump, or wan't to avoid any fee from legally dumping.
But shoes - very bizarre! Will investigate...
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:06 am
bill
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 614 Location: Tampa
Here's a totally made up explanation.. What better way to attract flies than to leave garbage laying about. Sort of a tip for the little beasties.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:45 pm
Pixiestix
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It made me think of the movie "Big Fish"... for those who haven't seen it, i won't spoil it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:50 am
LordKinbote
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The poor couple's being haunted by lost soles!
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:28 am
PokeKiller
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Joined: 13 Nov 2004 Posts: 216
LordKinbote wrote:
The poor couple's being haunted by lost soles!
* Poke groans
You might be onto something, though...
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:42 am
jchillerup
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Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Back to topic.
I read about this in a newspaper a couple of days ago. A Danish comedian writes the back side of a free newspaper available from all stations. But he had experienced just the same! In Denmark.
Just FYI.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:22 pm
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