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Chat with FACAB agents (4/25)

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JustLurking
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Chat with FACAB agents (4/25)

Realized that I had neglected to post this here. My bad.

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* KAshley has joined #james
* TSipper has joined #james
<KAshley> Hey Tom
<TSipper> Hey Kevin
<KAshley> So quiet in here
<TSipper> Maybe they finally decided to give up?
<KAshley> Doubt it, we couldn't get that lucky
<TSipper> Yeah, I suppose
<JustLurking> Mr. Ashley, Mr. Sipper
<KAshley> Well Well
<TSipper> Hey, if it isn't JustLurking, how's it going?
* JustLurking adjusts his tinfoil hat
<TSipper> You've noticed the vans by now right? He's noticed the
vans, he has to have.
<KAshley> Some people aren't very sharp.
<JustLurking> well, when you only have yourself as a reference,
you might feel that way, Mr. Ashley
<KAshley> Wow, he came up with a come back, amusing.
<KAshley> It didn't even take an hour
<TSipper> That a record?
<JustLurking> things do move slower in the government, I've heard
<KAshley> We are unlike any part of the government you have
seen, watch it.
<JustLurking> Are you two doing a good job of wasting our tax
money?
<JustLurking> you're here, so you must be
<TSipper> Oh, we're doing an EXCELLENT job was-- Hey, we're not
WASTING it!
<KAshley> Well its either this, or they spend $1000 for a hammer.
<JustLurking> wow...I misread that at first
<JustLurking> thought you said that you spent $1000 for a hUmmer
<KAshley> Oh that, thats our director's job.
<JustLurking> that's good to know
<JustLurking> so, why are you two so interested in little ol' me?
<KAshley> Your a bit to close to Alesha
* EJacobs has joined #james
<KAshley> Ah, shit
<TSipper> Emily.
<KAshley> Emily what the fuck do you want?
<JustLurking> good evening, Ms Jacobs
<EJacobs> What's wrong? I can't hang out with my favorite
coworkers?
<EJacobs> Good evening, JustLurking
<JustLurking> these two men are harrassing me
<JustLurking> threatening me with the power of the government Sad

* EJacobs sighs
<EJacobs> They're very good at that
<EJacobs> Harrassing, that is
<KAshley> Oh please.
<TSipper> What's that supposed to mean?
<EJacobs> Oh, you know =)
<KAshley> Are you using Emoticons? I think you've been chatting
a bit to much.
<EJacobs> Not true! ^^
<EJacobs> So, how's everyone doing?
<JustLurking> there's nothing wrong with chatting
<EJacobs> That's exactly right, JustLurking!
* TSipper sighs
<KAshley> Emily, You should really watch these people, we all
know how to feel.
<KAshley> *how you feel
<JustLurking> so, what are government agents doing at work so
late?
<KAshley> The government never sleeps
<TSipper> Coffee helps too
<EJacobs> Hehe
<JustLurking> you know, if you two weren't threatening me, you
might actually be nice people
<KAshley> Well if you weren't sticking your nose where it
doesn't belong that might be possible
<JustLurking> well, from what I hear, you guys were falling down
on the job
-> *EJacobs* how can you deal with these two?
* WiSH has joined #james
<EJacobs> Hey WiSH!
* hkdl has joined #james
<WiSH> hihi
<WiSH> so what's going on? i feel out of the loop.
<JustLurking> we have been graced with the presence of three
agents from FACAB
<KAshley> As you should be.
<TSipper> Emily, don't greet the enemy so... Enthusiastically
<KAshley> Yeah really.
* WiSH blows raspberries at FACAB.
<JustLurking> enemy?
<WiSH> so what's the occasion? i forgot to bake a cake..
<JustLurking> aren't you guys supposed to be looking
for...oh...TERRORISTS?
<KAshley> You people are almost as bad.
<WiSH> "you people"
<JustLurking> awww...we just want to be loved
<WiSH> this is how we address our citizens? "you people"
<WiSH> man oh man
<JustLurking> well, after the misnamed PATRIOT act, it's not
surprising
<JustLurking> we're losing our freedoms every day
<JustLurking> it's now guilty until proven innocent
<JustLurking> and even then, you're still mostly guilty
* WiSH nods
<KAshley> Thats right, don't forget it
<JustLurking> and you agree with that, Mr Ashley?
<KAshley> Well when we have citizens like you, I really have to.
<JustLurking> you want to tear up the Bill of Rights as well?
<TSipper> If you people would just trust the government, like
you should, none of this would even be happening
* WiSH snarks
<JustLurking> it's our job, as the public, to make sure that the
government is DOING its job
<WiSH> trust the government.. yeah. when you guys start doing
what our tax money is SUPPOSED to be used for.. we'll see
<KAshley> It is our job to protect you, and to do that, there
are things you can't know.
<WiSH> ah, knowledge is power, Mr. Ashley
<KAshley> Knowledge is only power if it is known by us, and not
known by the enemy.
<WiSH> so the government wants it's citizens to be defenseless.
basically.
* EJacobs has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
<JustLurking> but you don't even know who the enemy is, Mr Ashley
* EJacobs has joined #james
<KAshley> If we did, you think we would tell you?
<WiSH> maybe the government should make t-shirts that say "I'm
the enemy" so we can keep everything straight. You know,
distribute them to the proper people...
<JustLurking> You hit the nail on the head, Mr Ashley
<JustLurking> you said "if"
<KAshley> Now you listen, you would be wise to watch what you
say.
<WiSH> ah, i guess no t-shirts then because obviously the
government doesn't know what it's doing!
* KAshley has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
* TSipper has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
<WiSH> hooray for incompetence!
<JustLurking> oh come on
<JustLurking> we don't know if Ms Jacobs is incompetent
<EJacobs> Ugh
<EJacobs> Sorry about those guys
* WiSH loves getting them riled up.
* KAshley has joined #james
<EJacobs> Hey Kevin! ^^
* JustLurking tips his tinfoil hat to Mr Ashley
<KAshley> I'm going to kill the network guys, they can't setup a
connection if their life depended on it
* WiSH makes another note regarding government incompetence in
her wee little notebook
<EJacobs> Kill? Kevin, for once try not to be so violent!
<KAshley> Network guys are civilian contractors.
<JustLurking> which means that they're only slightly less
incompentent
<EJacobs> Aww, and it was getting so peaceful in here!
<JustLurking> that's because a certain someone wasn't here
* WiSH guesses it's not her JL is referring to.
<WiSH> Smile

<JustLurking> of course not
<JustLurking> you're not the one who is threatening me Smile

<EJacobs> ...
<EJacobs> I guess Kevin's busy with something else
<JustLurking> or someone else
<WiSH> exactly
<EJacobs> So... How's everyone doing?
<WiSH> fab-u-lous! Wink

<KAshley> Shitty
<JustLurking> tired of hiding Razz

<WiSH> awww, why aren't you fabulous, Mr. Ashley?
<KAshley> WHY?!? Because you people make my job much harder,
sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
<WiSH> oh, tsk.
<JustLurking> we're not doing anything, Mr Ashley
<WiSH> well, i always find it amusing when people say "there's
nothing going on" but spend a great deal of time and energy
telling lies and making excuses about whatever it is that
"isn't going on"
<WiSH> things that make you go "hmmm..."
<KAshley> How the fuck would you know that?!? You have no idea
what you've gotton yourself into.
<WiSH> is that a threat, Mr. Ashley?
<EJacobs> Kevin, language =)
<JustLurking> I wonder why that is, Mr Ashley
<WiSH> thank you Ms. Jacobs. what a way to talk to a lady.. geez.
<JustLurking> you say that we can't know things, then say that
we should have known what we were getting into
<WiSH> if there's nothing going on, then there's nothing to get
into. no? yes?
<KAshley> No, my point is, most people are smart enough to know,
that when a government agency warns them to stay away, THEY DO
IT!!!
<WiSH> HA HA HA HA
<EJacobs> Kevin, jeez, lay off the coffee
<WiSH> no, i think it's the smart ones who know never to listen
to a government agency that says that.
<EJacobs> I know it's a late shift, but still...
<JustLurking> Mr Ashley, perhaps you should switch to decaf
<KAshley> Emily, shut up
<JustLurking> or lay off the coffee altogether
<EJacobs> =(
<JustLurking> you don't want to give yourself an ulcer
* WiSH has dealt with the army for years. this is nuthin'.
<KAshley> I already have one you fuck, you have no idea...
<KAshley> None...
<KAshley> FUCK!
* KAshley has left #james
<WiSH> hahahaha
<WiSH> that was professional
<EJacobs> Kevin can get a little... Carried away, at times
<JustLurking> apparently so
<WiSH> besides the coffee, he should lay off the speed. it does
nothing for his paranoia.
<EJacobs> Aw, come on, no more hate in this room =)
* WiSH isn't hating.
<JustLurking> We're not trying to cause trouble
<EJacobs> That's good... Listen, I know you don't want to comply
with James and Kevin, and I, quite frankly, don't blame you,
but try not to get them riled up, it makes them so much harder
to deal with... 'Kay? =)
<JustLurking> well, if you could at least help us out with what
we're doing wrong...
<WiSH> they seem to rile themselves up pretty easily.
<EJacobs> ... So, how 'bout them Mets, huh?
<JustLurking> is that a no? Smile

<EJacobs> It's more of a "I'd rather talk about something less
depressing and agrivating" Wink

* JustLurking peeks out his window, to check for the vans
<WiSH> need an escort hon?
<EJacobs> Vans?
<JustLurking> <TSipper> You've noticed the vans by now right?
He's noticed the vans, he has to have.
<JustLurking> <KAshley> Some people aren't very sharp.
<JustLurking> is that an offer, Ms Wish? Wink

<EJacobs> I don't think I've heard about any vans
<WiSH> but of course, my dear Smile

<EJacobs> Oh, knowing Kevin and Tom, they probably just made
that up to scare you
<JustLurking> well, it's a bit disquieting, at least
<JustLurking> but enough about them Smile

<EJacobs> Yeah, enough about those two
* WiSH yawns
* EJacobs hands WiSH some coffee
<WiSH> mmm.. thanks!
<JustLurking> so why are you still at work, Emily?
<JustLurking> why not go home and relax?
<EJacobs> Ugh, late shift
<JustLurking> awww
<JustLurking> at least we can keep you company
<WiSH> that's gotta suck. do you have a family? hubby? kids?
they must miss you.
<EJacobs> Well, there's my brother, but he's used to it by now
<WiSH> ah.
<JustLurking> you need to go out on a nice date, then, Emily
<EJacobs> Ugh, date? Let's see if I can fit that into my
schedule... Um, nope
<JustLurking> lol
<EJacobs> It'd be nice, but... No =)
<JustLurking> not that I'd be able to ask you anyway
<WiSH> oh, i'm sure there are guys out there with weird
schedules too Smile

<JustLurking> I'd be afraid to show my face out there
<EJacobs> Oh, crap, I still have that report to do
<EJacobs> I'd love to stay and chat longer (I would =)), but I
really have to go
<JustLurking> we'll be around, Emily
<EJacobs> Remember what I told you, JustLurking
<WiSH> alright. have a good night Ms. Jacobs
<EJacobs> Bye everyone! =)
* EJacobs has quit IRC (Quit: Fatal System Error: TOO MUCH
INTERNAL DOOM!)

Color Legend:
EJacobs, bold red
KAshley, bold green
TSipper, bold blue

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:31 pm

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