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[Max Steele]

[CONTACT] Chat log with KAshley

[MissWiSH]

And our little PM convo..

<KAshley> You know, if I didn't know better...
<WiSH> oh?
<KAshley> I'd swear you were hitting on me.
<WiSH> lil ol me?
<KAshley> Yes you.
<WiSH> like i said, i love men in suits.. and power.. mmm.. i love power
<KAshley> Uh huh, or you want to use your power over men, like most women.
<WiSH> well that's not very friendly
<WiSH> i'm not most women
<KAshley> Well, I've been burnt in the past, so if you'll forgive me.
<WiSH> awww, i won't hurt you darlin
<WiSH> so.. what kind of hobbies do you have when you aren't chasing bad guys?
<KAshley> Well, I work most of the time, but I enjoy science fiction.
<WiSH> movies? books?
<WiSH> i love fantasy books. ever read piers anthony?
<KAshley> Both.
<KAshley> No I'm afraid I haven't
<WiSH> he has this entire series about a fantasy land called xanth
<WiSH> they're hilarious books.. full of puns and mythical creatures
<KAshley> Interesting, I may have to look into them.
<KAshley> Ever read any Orson Scott Card?
<WiSH> hrm. i may have..
<KAshley> may have?
<WiSH> i don't think so, actually
<WiSH> oh wait, didn't he write something about sleeping beauty or
something?
<KAshley> Ah, "Ender's Game" is a very good book.
<WiSH> i'll have to look into it. i'm always looking for good books.
<WiSH> so they certainly have you working long hours, don't they?
<KAshley> Yes, I might as well setup a cot.
<WiSH> i'm sure your bed at home is much more comfy..
<WiSH> so what are you supposed to be doing now instead of flirtin with
me?
* WiSH smiles
<WiSH> i used to work civil service. man, was it boring!
<KAshley> Watching you all, that is about it.
<WiSH> nice. they pay you for that?
<WiSH> where do i sign up?
<KAshley> Trust me, there are times I wish I don't do what I do.
<WiSH> oh i'm sure. it must be hard.
<WiSH> i worked with a lot of counselors. sometimes things get harder than you think. i mean, i know it's not the same, but sort of.
<KAshley> It is, you really can't know until your into it.
<WiSH> so, ever think of changing careers?
<KAshley> Not really, even though sometimes I hate what I do, it is worth
it.
<WiSH> well that's good. i've always said, if you can't get up in the
morning and look forward to your job, why bother?
<WiSH> so.. Kevin.. are you single?
<WiSH> ooh, planes at your disposal yet... power is good!
<KAshley> Because I know what I'm doing is right.
<KAshley> I am single, yes.
<WiSH> must be hard meeting women with those hours
<KAshley> Very much so.
<WiSH> can i ask how old you are?
<KAshley> I'm 32
<WiSH> ah.. not too old for me, i'm 25
<WiSH> like younger women?
<KAshley> Ahem, yeah
<WiSH> what about the other guys? all single too?
<KAshley> Tom kind of goes through women, so who knows with him, its hard to keep track.
<WiSH> haha. typical bachelor.
<WiSH> is he really as.. mean as he comes off?
<WiSH> or is he just frustrated lately?
<KAshley> I don't know how to explain it.
<WiSH> easily riled?
<WiSH> i'm sure your jobs are stressful.
<WiSH> you still there darlin?
No such nick/channel

[MissWiSH]

And the longer chat which ensued when he came back several moments later...

<StopTheLight> Back again
* Tephi has joined #james
<KAshley> Yes
<Tephi> Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KAshley> Hello
<MaxSteele> Gonna go see the Interpreter tonight
* Tephi is now known as Sugar_Tephi
<JustLurking> hello Mr Ashley
<KAshley> Mr. Lurking
<MaxSteele> You know, I haven't seen the Episode 3 trailer in
any movie I've went to in the past several months.
<WiSH> welcome back Mr. Ashley
<JustLurking> How is my favorite person this evening?
<MaxSteele> I've seen it in a little window on the internet
<KAshley> Shitty as always.
<MaxSteele> But I haven't seen it on the big screen yet.
<WiSH> gotta love watching those wee little windows
<JustLurking> awww
<MaxSteele> I really want to see the trailer in the theater.
<MaxSteele> Can't wait for that to come out in May.
<KAshley> I'm looking forward to it
<JustLurking> I'm not sure how HHGTTG is going to come out
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<WiSH> oh i know JL.. i keep looking at that going "do i
realllly wanna see that?"
<KAshley> I do
* Karmic_Crimewave is now known as Number_Six
<MaxSteele> KAshley: Have you heard they're making a Star Trek
Massively Multiplayer RPG?
<JustLurking> I probably will
<WiSH> i've seen so many movies absolutely ruin the books
though...
<JustLurking> but I'm nervous about how it will
<JustLurking> turn out
<KAshley> Yes I have, I think I might make some time to play
that one.
<MaxSteele> I'll definitely check it out.
<StopTheLight> I might pick up Guild Wars, give it a go.
<MaxSteele> Yeah, that comes out next week.
<StopTheLight> Tomorrow.
<StopTheLight> Lol.
<KAshley> That looks interesting, no monthly fees.
<WiSH> free is always good.
<StopTheLight> Which might be it's downfall.
<KAshley> How so?
<MaxSteele> KAshley: YOu're not still at the office at this
hour, are you?
<StopTheLight> Server maintanance and program updates aren't
free, you know. :/
<KAshley> I am
<MaxSteele> Ugh. Must be hard hours.
<KAshley> True, but they will make a fortune on people buying
the game.
<KAshley> Yes, but it is worth it.
<WiSH> no time for rpg's with those hours..
<MaxSteele> I've heard Guild Wars is going to have a system
where they block your levelling after a certain point, and
if you want to continue playing, it's fine, but you'll have
to pay a fee to continue levelling.
<StopTheLight> ...
<WiSH> oooh, cheap shot!
<StopTheLight> I know the maximum level is 20 for certain
players.
<StopTheLight> But I heard nothing of that.
<KAshley> There is always time enjoy a game.
<MaxSteele> Yah.
<StopTheLight> I had some good pancakes this morning.
* Number_Six agrees
<MaxSteele> KAshley: So I haven't had a chance to speak with
you yet. What is your primary job there at FACAB?
<KAshley> Investigation
<MaxSteele> Ah. Is it primarily terrorist investigations?
<WiSH> that must be interesting. like law and order? mmm.. men
in uniform..
<StopTheLight> Snake in the pants por favor.
<JustLurking> lol
<KAshley> Our uniforms look like the suits from "Men in Black"
<JustLurking> do you have those cool memory-erasing devices
too?
<Number_Six> Not to far a leap from investigation to
supression.
<KAshley> Yes Primarily terrorist, however there are other
things we investigate.
<WiSH> oooh, hot suits
<WiSH> do they give you ray bans too?
* WiSH purrs
<KAshley> If we did, I wouldn't tell any of you.
<KAshley> We get our own glasses
<WiSH> ah.
<StopTheLight> Sunglasses, or normal?
<KAshley> Well, I guess that would depend on if you have to
wear glasses.
<MaxSteele> KAshley: I thought you had logged off when I told
you about the email I sent.
<MaxSteele> I was worried that I offended you in some way.
<WiSH> so do you guys pull the good investigator bad
investigator routine? that's hot.
<StopTheLight> Well, I wear sunglasses sometimes, and I don't
need glasses to see.
<KAshley> I havn't checked the contactSPLATfacab.org in awhile.
<StopTheLight> How long is a while?
<KAshley> Well I didn't count, but about a week I guess.
<MaxSteele> Oh wow.
<MaxSteele> Any plans to have a newsletter come out any time
soon?
<WiSH> awww STL.. he's been busy...
* WiSH strokes Mr. Ashley's arm
<StopTheLight> Busy with big burly manly things, I'm sure.
<WiSH> keeping all of us citizens safe!
<Number_Six> Or at least occluded
<KAshley> Yeah, pretty busy.
<StopTheLight> I got a nosebleed while rowing today, it was
weird
<MaxSteele> Well, I'm going to have to take off for the movie.
<StopTheLight> Just some random nosebleed
<MaxSteele> I hope to speak with you some more soon Mr. Ashley.
* KAshley nods
<StopTheLight> Have fun with a crappy ending
<WiSH> Goodnight Mr. Ashley
* WiSH winks
<KAshley> Are you leaving Wish?
<StopTheLight> Heh.
<WiSH> oops, i apparently can't read.. it's max who is
leaving.. lol
* StopTheLight winks at Max.
* MaxSteele glares at STL
<MaxSteele> Alright, goodbye all.
* WiSH is sleepy and can't read..hehe
<StopTheLight> Heh. :\
<WiSH> night Max!
<StopTheLight> I cut my thumb on a screw today. :-/
<Number_Six> Be seeing you
<JustLurking> ouch
<StopTheLight> Yeah
<WiSH> you're a klutz, aren't you?
<StopTheLight> No
<StopTheLight> It was right after I got the nosebleed too
<StopTheLight> Lol.
* Number_Six is now known as Karmic_Crimewave
<StopTheLight> Blood EVERYWHERE.
<StopTheLight> Maybe not.
<StopTheLight> You ever have a random nosebleed kev?
<KAshley> Nope
<StopTheLight> How about during sports?
<StopTheLight> Like, a rough game of footballs, someone knocks
you in the face, blood.
<StopTheLight> kinda hting
<StopTheLight> thing*
<JustLurking> are you a sports fan at all?
<StopTheLight> football** heh
<KAshley> Oddly enough, no, I havn't had a nose bleed in
years, even though I use to play football.
<KAshley> I enjoy playing it, not watching it.
<JustLurking> seems to go with your personality
<StopTheLight> I actually follow the same lifestyle. Watching
it gets boring.
<KAshley> I get bored trying to watch it.
<StopTheLight> Though most sports bore me when I watch them.
<StopTheLight> ESPECIALLY GOLF
<StopTheLight> WOW
<StopTheLight> Way to be dull.
* WiSH thinks sports are dullll...
<KAshley> Golf, thats not even a sport, its more of a dumb
thing to do.
<StopTheLight> Ever row, wish?
<Karmic_Crimewave> Try watching bowling sometime.
<WiSH> nope
* WiSH has a boat and likes to do boaty type stuff.
<StopTheLight> What kind of boat?
<WiSH> 16' searay
<StopTheLight> I hope to get a scull sometime, maybe join a
rowing club to row with a friend or alone.
<StopTheLight> Holy moses, you don't play around o_O
<KAshley> I...get sea sick.
<StopTheLight> Kev, ever go fishing?
<WiSH> heck no i don't
<StopTheLight> Ouch.
<StopTheLight> Take some dramamine.
<KAshley> I enjoy fishing from land though.
<WiSH> ooh, i love surf fishing!
<JustLurking> heh
<StopTheLight> Surf fishing?
<JustLurking> how about air sick?
<WiSH> yeah, right at the edge of the ocean
<StopTheLight> Ah.
<WiSH> i take my truck up on the beach like the good ol' boys

<KAshley> I'm okay flying.
<StopTheLight> I'm scared of heights.
<JustLurking> ok
<StopTheLight> Thought planes don't bother me.
<StopTheLight> though*
<JustLurking> I know that I don't do well on long drives myself
<StopTheLight> Kinda odd.
<StopTheLight> Kev, you know anyone that wouldn't go on a
plane?
<StopTheLight> Scared of heights or something?
<StopTheLight> I guess not.
<KAshley> Sorry, No I don't.
<StopTheLight> Everyone you ever know would willingly go on a
plane?
<KAshley> Yeah, most people I know are government types
anyway, so they wouldn't admit it if they were scared.
<WiSH> lol.. very true.
<StopTheLight> You get your own planes?
<StopTheLight> Or is that only Mr. President?
<KAshley> We have our own planes.
<KAshley> Not Personal planes.
<KAshley> However, FACAB has their own planes we can use any
time we need to.
<WiSH> mmm.. sounds like fun!
<StopTheLight> Interesting.
<StopTheLight> How many countries you think they've been to?
<StopTheLight> Maybe not.
<KAshley> More than I can count probably.
<StopTheLight> How about in .. just the Americas?
<KAshley> Yes, I've been there.
<StopTheLight> You've been where? There's North and South
america.
<StopTheLight> Along with multiple countries in both.
<Sugar_Tephi> nite!
<StopTheLight> late
<KAshley> Both.
<StopTheLight> I wanna visit South America sometime.
<StopTheLight> Nice there?
<Sugar_Tephi> i'm from south america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<StopTheLight> really?
<StopTheLight> Where from?
<Sugar_Tephi> Chile
<KAshley> Yeah, nice place.
<Sugar_Tephi> nice nice
<StopTheLight> Been to Chile before?
<KAshley> Yes
<Sugar_Tephi> really?
<Sugar_Tephi> where??
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<KAshley> Coquimbo
<Sugar_Tephi> oohhhh
<WiSH> chile has a lot of volcanos, doesn't it?
<Sugar_Tephi> yep
<Sugar_Tephi> lots of them
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<StopTheLight> Ever dance, Kevin?
<Sugar_Tephi> well...i'm sleepy
<Sugar_Tephi> nite nite
<KAshley> Not since childhood.
<StopTheLight> I'd like to visit Argentina sometime. You know
the Tango originated there?
<Sugar_Tephi> sure
* WiSH grabs Kevin and tangos.
<WiSH> (tangoes?)
<StopTheLight> When done correctly, the tango looks pretty hot.
<Sugar_Tephi> well...see ya
<Karmic_Crimewave> Right the first time, wish.
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<KAshley> Yes...Argen...
<StopTheLight> Tangos
<KAshley> ...
<StopTheLight> Eh? Care to finish the sentence?
<KAshley> I have to go
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