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Chat with KAshley (5/1) BEWARE: VERY LONG!!!
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 		Chat with KAshley (5/1) BEWARE: VERY LONG!!!
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[12:40] * KAshley has joined #james
[12:40] <Crusty[nap]> Hello Mr. Ashley
[12:40] * Crusty[nap] is now known as CrustyBottom
[12:40] <CrustyBottom> How are you feeling?
[12:40] <KAshley> Like shit.
[12:40] <CrustyBottom> I bet.
[12:41] <CrustyBottom> I've been shot once... hurts like a bitch.
[12:41] <CrustyBottom> But that was in the leg... yours was worse.
[12:41] <KAshley> Yes, chest wound.
[12:41] <Paulzilla> I've never been shot. Don't plan to either.
[12:41] <CrustyBottom> In and out?
[12:41] <IUGuest554> Hey, KAshley
[12:41] <KAshley> I was surprised they let me out so early, but they said I'll be fine as long as I rest.
[12:42] <KAshley> Yeah
[12:42] <KAshley> Helli IUGuest.
[12:42] <KAshley> Hello
[12:42] <KAshley> Forgive me if I'm a bit weird, pain medication.
[12:42] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, as long as it went through, and it didn't damage anything bad, you should be fine.
[12:43] <CrustyBottom> I still have mine in my leg... it's fun during the winter. The bullet gets really cold.
[12:43] <KAshley> You know when people say, that when your about to die, your whole life flashes before your eyes?
[12:43] <KAshley> Its a fucking lie, darkness, cold darkness.
[12:43] <Paulzilla> Yes. The process is called "living"
[12:43] <CrustyBottom> Smile
[12:44] <CrustyBottom> So what are you doing today? Besides resting? Any movies in store?
[12:44] <KAshley> Enemy of the state.
[12:44] <CrustyBottom> heh
[12:45] <Paulzilla> Who are you rooting for in that?
[12:45] <KAshley> I'll let you take a guess.
[12:45] <LadyLovelylocks> How original.
[12:45] <Paulzilla> Smile
[12:45] <CrustyBottom> So how do you feel about Thomas and FACAB right about now?
[12:46] <KAshley> I don't know what to think.
[12:46] <CrustyBottom> How about betrayed?
[12:47] <KAshley> In the hospital, they showed me the evidence.
[12:47] <KAshley> It was compelling.
[12:47] * IUGuest has joined #james
[12:47] <Paulzilla> I think it was fairly out of order to SHOOT you, though
[12:47] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, but then there's the trust issue.
[12:47] <KAshley> I resisted.
[12:47] <KAshley> and pulled my weapon on him
[12:47] <CrustyBottom> As most people who are innocent would.
[12:48] <CrustyBottom> Except for the gun part.
[12:48] <KAshley> Wait
[12:48] <KAshley> How do you people know this?
[12:48] <CrustyBottom> Ummm... that is classified information.
[12:48] * IUGuest is now known as SatanisCorp
[12:48] <LadyLovelylocks> All your base are belong to us.
[12:48] <KAshley> Excuse me?
[12:49] * Satanis7 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
[12:49] <CrustyBottom> All we can say is that Sipper was telling us some things in here yesterday.
[12:49] <Paulzilla> Geek saying. Have no clue what it means, but it comes from a mistranslated video game
[12:49] <KAshley> I know that comment.
[12:49] <KAshley> Zero Wing I believe.
[12:50] <Paulzilla> Sorry, I got confused in the flow of the conversation Smile
[12:50] <CrustyBottom> So... is this channel still being monitored?
[12:51] * JustLurking has joined #james
[12:51] <KAshley> They set us up the bomb.
[12:51] <CrustyBottom> Color me confused... huh?
[12:51] <LadyLovelylocks> You are on the way to destruction.
[12:52] * CrustyBottom thinks he needs to play more games.
[12:52] <LadyLovelylocks> You have no chance to survive make your time.
[12:52] * Karmic_Crimewave has joined #james
[12:52] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Karmic_Crimewave
[12:52] <Paulzilla> Ah... now I understand
[12:52] <CrustyBottom> I don't... I never played Zero Wing before.
[12:53] <Karmic_Crimewave> All your bases?
[12:53] <KAshley> I havn't either
[12:53] <Paulzilla> Me either, but it's becoming something of a legend
[12:53] <KAshley> But I've seen that saying everywhere.
[12:53] <LadyLovelylocks> Becoming?
[12:53] <Karmic_Crimewave> Good to see you up and about such as it is, Kevin.
[12:53] <CrustyBottom> English is better for me to understand.
[12:54] <KAshley> Thank you Mr Crimewave.
[12:54] <CrustyBottom> If I told you that there are some people in the FACAB organization that still don't trust you.. how would you feel?
[12:55] <KAshley> Not surprised.
[12:56] <CrustyBottom> Are they going to give you time to explain things to them?
[12:56] <KAshley> I've already been cleared of the charges.
[12:56] <KAshley> If I hadn't I wouldn't be here right now.
[12:56] <CrustyBottom> Oh, yeah... forgot that part.
[12:56] <Paulzilla> How did they work out it wasn't you?
[12:57] <CrustyBottom> You're not the only one on meds... except mine are... well... not perscribed.
[12:57] <KAshley> Well for one, something was leaked after I was shot.
[12:57] <KAshley> After that was posted, It showed Tom did it.
[12:58] <Paulzilla> Oh, right, yeah, that's do it Smile
[12:58] <KAshley> Since I was almost dead at the time, I couldn't have done it.
[12:59] <CrustyBottom> So you think Tom is the leak?
[12:59] <Paulzilla> If I'd been shot, I'd want to make the guy that did it's day as unpleasant as possible. But I suppose I can't argue with that.
[12:59] <KAshley> No, Tom is to loyal, and hates you people way to much.
[13:00] <CrustyBottom> So what did you mean by "It showed Tom did it">
[13:00] <Paulzilla> Why does he hate us?
[13:00] <Karmic_Crimewave> Golly, why would Tom hate friendly people like us?
[13:00] <KAshley> Access logs showed Tom logged in right before the log was posted.
[13:00] <LadyLovelylocks> So that leaves you with.. Emily?
[13:00] <KAshley> You know, I still think you all stick your nose where it doesn't belong sometime.
[13:01] <CrustyBottom> "Sometimes" being the key word. You fight for what you believe in... so do we.
[13:01] <Karmic_Crimewave> Ego vigilo custodis, Kevin.
[13:01] <Karmic_Crimewave> I watch the watchmen.
[13:02] <KAshley> LadyLovely, I believe we will all be investigated.
[13:02] <CrustyBottom> Honor, Duty, Country.
[13:02] <LadyLovelylocks> By investigated, do you mean shot?
[13:02] <Paulzilla> Don't forget... Gordon (Is that his name?) - he might be the leak, he has all the clearances; I hope he isn't left out of the investigations
[13:02] <KAshley> Well if we were all shot, there wouldn't be a FACAB would there?
[13:02] <CrustyBottom> Nathan you mean? Or Thomas?
[13:02] <Karmic_Crimewave> I'm sure Kevin did that funny, but I thought that was hysterical, LL.
[13:03] <CrustyBottom> Sorry, that ws to Paul
[13:03] <Paulzilla> Ummm, Kevin's boss. Can't for the life of me remember his name :S
[13:03] <CrustyBottom> George Bush?
[13:03] <KAshley> Nathan Grant.
[13:04] <Paulzilla> Yes, him - both of them
[13:04] <Paulzilla> I don;t trust that Bush guy one bit
[13:04] <KAshley> Haha
[13:04] <CrustyBottom> Yeah... but that's another topic all together.
[13:05] <CrustyBottom> The mission was: "Find WMDs'". when the mission was over ("we didn't find any") the troops should have been sent home. Mission Complete.
[13:06] <CrustyBottom> That's my two cents... now I'll shut up about it.
[13:06] <Karmic_Crimewave> So how long are going to be off your feet, Kevin?
[13:06] * JustLurking looks around and tries to figure out what's going on
[13:07] <CrustyBottom> Hey, Just. nice to see you could join us.
[13:07] <Paulzilla> Wow! You do lurk well
[13:07] <Paulzilla> Razz
[13:07] <JustLurking> came in in the middle and all
[13:08] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, the middle sucks... unless it's between two women... then it's not so bad.
[13:08] <KAshley> few weeks
[13:08] <Karmic_Crimewave> It's nothing permanent, I would hope?
[13:08] <JustLurking> ....
[13:09] <CrustyBottom> Speaking of women... where's WISH during all of this?
[13:09] <KAshley> Nope, I'll be up and about soon.
[13:09] <KAshley> Yes, where is she?
[13:09] <CrustyBottom> Miss her?
[13:09] <JustLurking> she's away for a while
[13:09] <JustLurking> she sends her love though, Mr Ashley
[13:09] <KAshley> When will she be back?
[13:09] <CrustyBottom> No idea.
[13:10] <KAshley> Oh.
[13:10] <KAshley> Very well.
[13:10] <CrustyBottom> Looks like you'll have to wait to get your freak on.
[13:10] <JustLurking> a little while
[13:10] <JustLurking> don't remember when exactly
[13:10] <JustLurking> sorry
[13:10] <KAshley> I doubt I could at the moment anyway.
[13:10] <CrustyBottom> I thought you said you were shot in the chest hehe
[13:10] <Paulzilla> lol
[13:11] <KAshley> I was, but the pain seems to just radiate all through me.
[13:11] <KAshley> Damn hospital, I wanted to go home with Morphine, but they refused.
[13:11] <LadyLovelylocks> So what did you get?
[13:12] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, and how much you want for it?
[13:12] <CrustyBottom> Kidding, ofcourse.
[13:12] <Paulzilla> Could't you find an, erhm, "unofficial" substitute?
[13:12] <KAshley> Perkaset
[13:13] <CrustyBottom> Not in this town... this town is dry as hell.
[13:13] <LadyLovelylocks> Perkaset?
[13:13] <LadyLovelylocks> How unusual.
[13:13] <KAshley> How so?
[13:14] <Paulzilla> You shold try living here, Crusty.
[13:14] <Paulzilla> What's Perkaset?
[13:14] * CrustyBottom wants to move to Amsterdam
[13:14] * Paulzilla wants to come too
[13:15] <LadyLovelylocks> Well, you've recently been shot, Mr KAshley.
[13:15] <CrustyBottom> As he fully knows.
[13:16] * KAshley has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
[13:16] <CrustyBottom> Oops.
[13:16] <CrustyBottom> Times up.
[13:16] <Paulzilla> What did we say? Sad
[13:16] <LadyLovelylocks> To my knowledge pain relievers like Percocet must be used with other drugs, like acetaminophen to relieve such damage.
[13:16] * KAshley has joined #james
[13:16] <CrustyBottom> You'll have to repeat that now.
[13:17] <KAshley> Well I see the network problems weren't fixed while I was away.
[13:17] <LadyLovelylocks> <LadyLovelylocks> To my knowledge pain relievers like Percocet must be used with other drugs, like acetaminophen to relieve such damage.
[13:17] * KAshley nods
[13:17] <Karmic_Crimewave> Lucky the walls didn't fall in whilst you were gone, Kevin.
[13:17] <KAshley> Yes they suggested I use Tylenol also.
[13:17] <LadyLovelylocks> If you would have said Ketogan, I would have believed you.
[13:18] <Paulzilla> You don't believe poor Mr Ashley? After all he's been through recently?
[13:18] <CrustyBottom> Stupid hospital.
[13:19] <CrustyBottom> Send the man home early with the wrong meds... they need to be shut down.
[13:19] <LadyLovelylocks> Let's just say I'm sceptical by nature.
[13:20] <KAshley> Well also keep in mind, these are military docs, they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
[13:20] <CrustyBottom> Or maybe they don't want him to get better?
[13:20] <Paulzilla> Mr Ashley, I'd say you were in an NHS hospital, if I didn't know you were a yank Smile
[13:21] <CrustyBottom> Hey! I was a medic and I'll have you know.... yeah, you're right.
[13:21] * IUGuest554 has quit IRC (Quit: Immersion Unlimited Chat User)
[13:21] <CrustyBottom> Primary MOS was 12B though... so I'm not that bad.
[13:22] <KAshley> Most of those guys actually flunked Med School, so they joined the Military and became a Doc there.
[13:22] <LadyLovelylocks> And here I thought it was a crime to practice medicine without a licence?
[13:23] <CrustyBottom> Not in the military.
[13:23] <KAshley> Exactly.
[13:23] <CrustyBottom> I can handle explosives with my MOS without a license.
[13:23] <LadyLovelylocks> Apparently so.
[13:24] <CrustyBottom> There are a lot of differences between military and civilian life.
[13:26] <CrustyBottom> Well... this is an exciting conversation.
[13:26] <CrustyBottom> Has Sipper apologised yet?
[13:27] <JustLurking> I'm just watching
[13:27] <CrustyBottom> Not that I would expect him to. He was just doing his job.
[13:27] <CrustyBottom> But still... you two were really good friends.
[13:27] <Paulzilla> But then he can do his job and not be an arse about it
[13:28] <KAshley> He won't.
[13:28] <KAshley> Not his style.
[13:28] <CrustyBottom> Figured that.
[13:28] <Paulzilla> He sounds mean. I don't think I like him
[13:28] <CrustyBottom> What made you keep from firing first?
[13:29] <Paulzilla> Woulda done the world a favour
[13:29] <KAshley> Well for one, if I shot him there would all kind of problems for me.
[13:29] <KAshley> He was arresting me, If had shot him, my life and career would have been over.
[13:29] <Paulzilla> Then why did you draw your gun at all?
[13:30] <KAshley> Instinct?
[13:30] <KAshley> I'm not sure, I just...did.
[13:31] <CrustyBottom> Well, atleast we won't be telling you how Star Wars III was through dirt.
[13:31] <KAshley> I was thinking of taking the Jet and taking Ms. Wish to see that.
[13:32] <CrustyBottom> Awwww, I'm sure she'd like that.
[13:32] <CrustyBottom> Don't think FACAB would like it though.
[13:32] <CrustyBottom> Taking the enemy on a date probably isn't the best idea right now.
[13:32] <LadyLovelylocks> Sleeping with the enemy?
[13:32] <KAshley> Yeah, your probably right.
[13:32] <CrustyBottom> Just keep that idea on the back burner for now.
[13:33] * KAshley nods
[13:35] <CrustyBottom> Well... I'm outta things to talk about. If I was a woman I'd probably be saying something right now... they never shut up.
[13:36] <Paulzilla> Goodness, my housemate... "blah blah me blah blah blah me blah....."
[13:36] <CrustyBottom> Smile
[13:36] <LadyLovelylocks> Nothing like some sexism in the morning..
[13:37] <CrustyBottom> Nope...
[13:37] <Paulzilla> KAshley, if I told you she was planning action against the White House, would you "remove" her?
[13:37] <KAshley> Possibly.
[13:37] <Paulzilla> It's not that she's a girl LLL, it's that she's so ANNOYING!
[13:38] <CrustyBottom> So what are your chances of joining our team, Kevin?
[13:39] <KAshley> Slim to none.
[13:39] <Paulzilla> :'(
[13:39] <CrustyBottom> Don't you think you're getting yourself into some trouble staying with FACAB in this?
[13:40] <KAshley> No, I know more about what is going on.
[13:40] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, and we are learning more and more every day about what's going on. Sooner or later we'll know the whole story.
[13:41] <KAshley> Possibly, but it won't be from me.
[13:41] <CrustyBottom> No. But if FACAB is on the wrong end of this thing.. well, you'd be in trouble.
[13:41] <CrustyBottom> not physcially.
[13:41] <CrustyBottom> Wow, spelling is bad today.
[13:42] <CrustyBottom> I'd thought that maybe you'd want to jump ship before it sinks is all.
[13:43] <KAshley> It won't sink.
[13:43] <Paulzilla> How can you be so positive?
[13:44] <Paulzilla> Everything dies, sooner or later - even FACAB, even the USA
[13:44] <CrustyBottom> Hey now!
[13:44] <KAshley> Yeah, but it won't be because of the current issues.
[13:45] <CrustyBottom> Ooooo... later issues then?
[13:45] <KAshley> Funny.
[13:45] <CrustyBottom> No need to say anyhting... we'll find out.
[13:45] * CrustyBottom grabs his spell checker.
[13:46] <LadyLovelylocks> Bad publicity can bring anything down.
[13:47] <CrustyBottom> As long as your leak continues to go unnoticed, we'll find out everything in due time.
[13:47] <CrustyBottom> Speaking of people who are "missing", where's that Defect person? He/she had spunk.
[13:48] <KAshley> Don't get me started.
[13:48] <KAshley> That person seems to know to much for their own good.
[13:48] <CrustyBottom> Oh wait... it's a HE... I forgot.
[13:48] <CrustyBottom> Sipper was nice enough to let that one go.
[13:49] <CrustyBottom> Did HE work for you? or does... either way.
[13:49] <KAshley> I don't know, we don't know who he is.
[13:50] <CrustyBottom> But you know he's a HE, so you have to have some idea.
[13:50] <Paulzilla> How do you know he's a he?
[13:50] <KAshley> Well honestly I don't
[13:50] <KAshley> I just assumed.
[13:50] * Paulzilla admits to being a little bit slow
[13:50] <CrustyBottom> I was talking to SIPPER when TheDefect was here that one day. Sipper said that it was a HE.
[13:51] <CrustyBottom> "HE is not someone that you would want to get involved with"... or something like that.
[13:51] <Paulzilla> So does that mean Sipper knows who the defect is? Sounds pretty sure of himself there
[13:52] <KAshley> hmm maybe Tom knows something the rest of us don't.
[13:52] <CrustyBottom> I can assume from that comment that FACAB, or atleast Sipper, knows who HE is.
[13:52] <CrustyBottom> What? The government keeping secrets? Never!
[13:53] <CrustyBottom> And maybe we know something that YOU don't. Like to reconsider that "jump ship" response?
[13:53] <KAshley> No
[13:53] <CrustyBottom> Damn...
[13:53] <KAshley> Nice try though.
[13:54] <CrustyBottom> Just trying to let you know that you don't know everything about who you are working with.
[13:54] <CrustyBottom> They obviously are not telling you EVERYTHING.
[13:55] <KAshley> Maybe, that is their nature though, everything is on a need to know basis.
[13:55] <CrustyBottom> And if I were in your shoes, I'd like to know why I'm not in the loop.
[13:57] <CrustyBottom> I guess it's for the better. I wouldn't trust someone who's weak anyway.
[13:58] <KAshley> Did you just call me weak?
[13:58] <Paulzilla> zing!
[13:58] <CrustyBottom> Yeah. So? You are.
[13:58] <Karmic_Crimewave> How about weakened?
[13:58] <KAshley> You have no idea what I've been through.
[13:58] <CrustyBottom> I know about Duty and Honor.
[13:59] <CrustyBottom> Or, how about Integrity?
[13:59] <CrustyBottom> Courage?
[13:59] <KAshley> You do? Wasn't it you who tried to betray your friends here.
[13:59] <CrustyBottom> Ahhh, if you only knew the whole story.
[14:00] <KAshley> You don't know what your talking about, I'd suggest you keep your mouth shut.
[14:00] * JustLurking wanders off
[14:01] <CrustyBottom> Awww, did I hurt your feelings? You are such a girl.
[14:02] <KAshley> No you didn't, but I don't have to stay around here and deal with this shit.
[14:03] <CrustyBottom> No... you don't. But you're here. So why don't you admit that you can't trust FACAB anymore?
[14:03] <CrustyBottom> They almost had you killed for pete's sake?
[14:03] <KAshley> I have a duty to them, I took a oath to protect this nation and I will uphold it.
[14:04] <Paulzilla> Bah. Oaths are made for breaking
[14:04] <CrustyBottom> Yeah, and that oath has rules.
[14:05] <KAshley> I'm going to go anyway.
[14:05] <CrustyBottom> Wait... did you just say "Protect the Nation"? ha!
[14:05] * KAshley has quit IRC (Quit: )

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:16 pm
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Hydrolix
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 		man...I miss all the good stuff Sad.

What do you all make of this:
[13:52] <KAshley> hmm maybe Tom knows something the rest of us don't.

Should we be trying to get info. from Tom?

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 		OOG: Hey i havent posted here before but i have been watching.

Do we have any way to contact Tom? We need a mail address as i dont think he would be very talkative to us!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 7:17 pm
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 		His email is TSipperSPLATfacab.org (we think), but he's a bit, well... psychotic, so I don't think anybody has chanced it yet. He seems to hate us for breathing and doesn't like to share info willingly. Not that that should put anyone off contacting him, of course Smile

There is a wiki for more info on game characters and events.

Oh, and, lest I forget to say it, WELCOME!! Very Happy
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Double Helix
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 		maybe someone should send him a mail posing as an agent from a diffrent agency, and say you need info on james... Just a thought, worth a try.

p.s i found out FACAB is in Washington, if anyone wanted to know. but when he left he was headed for california, not the facab base. wonder why?

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 		I may be misremembering, but I think he was no longer working for FACAB at the time and that the trip to CA was for his new job....which, made me just think...do we know what that job was?

Maybe someone should ask alesha that.

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