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GuyP
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Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 584 Location: London, UK
There there, jamesi, there there. Maybe a nice cheesy stick would make you feel better?
Quote:
ur all ppl who like cheese and shit on 1 stick
Good lord, have you lost your mind? Cheese and poop, together , on the same stick? I've heard some wacky ideas in my time, son, but that just about takes the biscuit.
(Oh no, I've introduced "biscuit" into the equation now. What hath I wrought?)
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:30 am
psiloluv
Boot
Joined: 11 Jan 2005 Posts: 60 Location: New England
Biscuit with cheese on a poop stick? Oh lordy, having worked all night with dementia patients, I really don't think I should have read this post!
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:09 am
Saturn Girl
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Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 81
shinlee69 -
I know how you can help. Email GertrudeLong07SPLAT aol.com and tell her you want to meet her face to face. Let us know how that goes!
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:10 am
snowhite
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Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Posts: 27 Location: missouri
Now I cant get that old commercial for mustard out of my head.You know the one where the one luxury auto pulls up by the one already stopped at the light?Except now when the occupant of the first car asks the man in the second if he is carring the condiment -he is (but of course)handed a branch covered in a thick ashen substance.
"This can't brie happening!What have you munsters done?Its just no gouda!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:55 am
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
snowhite wrote:
Now I cant get that old commercial for mustard out of my head.You know the one where the one luxury auto pulls up by the one already stopped at the light?Except now when the occupant of the first car asks the man in the second if he is carring the condiment -he is (but of course)handed a branch covered in a thick ashen substance.
"This can't brie happening!What have you munsters done?Its just no gouda!"
Well, well, my little chai lattes, I think we've found a kindred spirit.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:43 am
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
GuyP wrote:
There there, jamesi, there there. Maybe a nice cheesy stick would make you feel better?
Quote:
ur all ppl who like cheese and shit on 1 stick
Good lord, have you lost your mind? Cheese and poop, together , on the same stick? I've heard some wacky ideas in my time, son, but that just about takes the biscuit.
(Oh no, I've introduced "biscuit" into the equation now. What hath I wrought?)
Guy! You've unbalanced the whole equation and sent the earth hurtling toward the sun!
*Phaedra grumbles and goes off to fix it.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:44 am
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
jamesi wrote:
* jamesi goes back to the uncontrollable shaking from the pain of his soul crying
*Phaedra holds jamesi...holds him like she did on the shores of Lake Naboo.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:46 am
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
shinlee69 wrote:
ur all ppl who like cheese and shit on 1 stick.....it was a joke ppl... A JOKE im trying 2 find out about julie and ppl are talking about shit and cheese omg......
Oh, and shinlee, sweetums, why so hostile?
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:33 pm
Kotori_shyla
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Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 67
But what of us that don't like cheese, poop, or biscuits? Would I just be left with a stick? I could make use of a good stick, but not the rest.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:27 pm
snowhite
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Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Posts: 27 Location: missouri
What about mustard?You forgot that mustard. (Wish I could get the image out of my head)
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:39 pm
L_by_W_by_H
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Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 15 Location: The 4th Dimension!
What about meat? Being that you've covered the sticky possibilities of 3 out of 4 major food groups (Grain, Dairy, and Excrement), I must ask: What about meat? Now, some people would consume the poop stick long before a meat (or even a cheese) stick. These people scare me a great deal. As a matter of fact, I imagine 9 out of 10 "Die Soldaten" prefer the poop stick, and I have no doubt Lester Kraus simply adores them; he probably couldn't do his necromancy without a good poop stick to fuel him on! But we ARGer's, we stand for all which is good: truth, freedom, and the most excellent cheese stick (and mustard)!
Oh, and I doubt Julie is ok. You should go rescue her. Here's a ticket to downington, PA and some Poop Sticks (tm) to bribe Lester with.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:59 pm
shinlee69
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Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 10 Location: ohio
8PMEASTAOLMEMBERSCHATREVOLUTIONISALIVE
i found this on the site 2 day....im not sure if it was their b4 and i dident c ne that wrote about it but yeah and the moved beware of the exparments to the left of the screen
_________________poop on a stick it better then cheese on a stick
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:57 pm
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
shinlee69 wrote:
8PMEASTAOLMEMBERSCHATREVOLUTIONISALIVE
i found this on the site 2 day....im not sure if it was their b4 and i dident c ne that wrote about it but yeah and the moved beware of the exparments to the left of the screen
Hmm...8PMEAST...
MEAST is sort of like "MEAT"....
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:16 pm
shinlee69
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Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 10 Location: ohio
i need PPLZ AIM SCREEN NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________poop on a stick it better then cheese on a stick
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:26 pm
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
shinlee69 wrote:
i need PPLZ AIM SCREEN NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a drink, myself.
Cocktails, anyone? It's that time of night...
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:02 am
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