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rowan
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Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Posts: 1966
Wishi-san wrote:
"Drizzle with sticky white goo".
I think 'goo' is a fun word. It needs to be used more often, along with the word 'ninny'.
(Not that I am accusing Wishi of being a ninny. I just like that word too.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:57 pm
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
rowan72 wrote:
Wishi-san wrote:
"Drizzle with sticky white goo".
I think 'goo' is a fun word. It needs to be used more often, along with the word 'ninny'.
(Not that I am accusing Wishi of being a ninny. I just like that word too.)
I like "twit," too.
And "bumpkin."
And "poltroon," now.
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:04 pm
Ehsan
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Joined: 09 May 2003 Posts: 992
Now if we can just find someone who can bake cookies....
hmmmmm
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:13 pm
Snowball
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Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 28
I used to make Pant-Bags at Uni. Get an inconceivably large pair of Y-front pants, sew up the leg holes, and part of the Y to make a front pocket, and then put a zip across the top and a strap to hang on your shoulder. Voila - one Pant-Bag. Used to sell quite a few, i used mine to put my pens n stuff in by my desk....
And there's my contribution to this thoroughly bizarre as hell thread.....
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:53 pm
Phaedra
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Snowball wrote:
And there's my contribution to this thoroughly bizarre as hell thread.....
Surely, my dear Snowball, the word you meant to use here was "inspired."
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:57 pm
konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Ehsan wrote:
Now if we can just find someone who can bake cookies....
hmmmmm
Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, or Peanut Butter?
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:06 pm
cskane4life
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Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Posts: 127 Location: Southern CA
I like my cookies filled with midgets
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:20 pm
omegagriffen
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Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 62 Location: On a plane with SNAKES!!!
I found this link,
http://www.yoni.com/loverf/vulvaintro.shtml
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:22 pm
BrianEnigma
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Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 1199 Location: Pacific Northwest
It seems I jumped in to this thread a bit late. So, this is not quite a vulva and not quite a puppet, is just as strange on much the same levels...
http://netninja.com/images/lj/buttertroll.jpg
Don't ask me where I found this picture. I am just finally glad to have a use for it!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:57 pm
OmegaX
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Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 360 Location: Dartmouth, NS, Canada
To clarify: My 'READ or the owl will EAT you' comment was directed at the person I was quoting, not at the rest of you about the quotes.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:35 am
DreamOfTheRood
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Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 714 Location: Indiana
Envulvanated!
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:42 am
Gupfee
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Joined: 22 Sep 2002 Posts: 817 Location: Massachusetts
ScarpeGrosse wrote:
But! I am in the process of quilting myself a giant vulva pillow! I think it will make a FABULOUS addition to my living room decor. I can see it now...
"Here, have a seat on my couch. Oh that? That's just my vulva. I made it myself! It's very comfortable. Try it out!"
Why stop with just a pillow? Imagine a giant vulva beanbag . Then men could truly crawl back into the womb.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:03 am
Phaedra
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Gupfee wrote:
ScarpeGrosse wrote:
But! I am in the process of quilting myself a giant vulva pillow! I think it will make a FABULOUS addition to my living room decor. I can see it now...
"Here, have a seat on my couch. Oh that? That's just my vulva. I made it myself! It's very comfortable. Try it out!"
Why stop with just a pillow? Imagine a giant vulva beanbag . Then men could truly crawl back into the womb.
<gasp>
Genius!
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:27 am
Flidget Jerome
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Of course, the official Vulvapuppet of ARGFest has got to be:-
http://www.houseochicks.com/gallery/gallery12.html#durga
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:17 pm
DreamOfTheRood
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Ha!
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:43 pm
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