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Ozy_y2k
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Carmel, Indiana
OMFG
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:32 pm
Phaedra
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Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
I hate you all.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:49 pm
bagsbee
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Posts: 417 Location: NYC
what are those slender poles you're standing on? oh wait, those are your legs, nevermind.
brilliant, Wishi
Edit: Ozy, what the hell are you supposed to be ? It's like Peter Pan mated with a cabbage. Honestly I can't stop laughing.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:57 pm
ScarpeGrosse
Site Admin
Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
bagsbee wrote:
Edit: Ozy, what the hell are you supposed to be ? It's like Peter Pan mated with a cabbage. Honestly I can't stop laughing.
As I understand, the costume is supposed to portray him as a "Cabbage Patch Kid."
Get it? Get it?! He's a kid... In a cabbage!
bwahahahah oh god.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:05 pm
bagsbee
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Posts: 417 Location: NYC
I suppose it doesn't really matter. That happiest-boy-in-the-whole-wide-world look on his face is Absolutely. Slaying. Me.
Make it stop.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:09 pm
ScarpeGrosse
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Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
I know. It's the face that sells the outfit.
He really should have pursued modeling as a career. Just imagine him in some leather Versace capri pants with matching mesh tanktop shirt, strutting his way down the runway to the sounds of techno-metal funk with socks and little man-booties on his feet.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:15 pm
krystyn
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 3651 Location: Is not Chicago
Wishi is so my hero.
Oh, Wishi, how I adore you.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:20 pm
Ozy_y2k
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Carmel, Indiana
I smell another Gupfee photoshop coming on....
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:20 pm
Wolf
Decorated
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 292
Quote:
As I understand, the costume is supposed to portray him as a "Cabbage Patch Kid."
I was just going to ask if that was, like, a brussels sprout or something.
This actually explains a LOT of the curmudgeonliness found in Ozy circa 2005.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:53 pm
vpisteve
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Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 2441 Location: 1987
/me finally explodes in uber-laughter, Diet Coke out the nose, rolling on the floor, kicking his feet, crying, weeping, can't breathe, can't see the monitor.
Still...not...enough.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:01 pm
StercusMaximus
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Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 204 Location: MA
Seriously guys, thank you. I think this wins the trophy for best thread of the day!
SM
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:09 pm
Gupfee
Site Admin
Joined: 22 Sep 2002 Posts: 817 Location: Massachusetts
ScarpeGrosse wrote:
He really should have pursued modeling as a career. Just imagine him in some leather Versace capri pants with matching mesh tanktop shirt, strutting his way down the runway to the sounds of techno-metal funk with socks and little man-booties on his feet.
Scrappy and I had a chat, and we decided that this was a more appropriate career move:
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:22 pm
addlepated
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Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 1885 Location: Austin, Texas
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:50 pm
GabrielBlade
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Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 202
I haven't posted in a long time...
.. but dear lord, in my entire life I have never seen a thread quite like this..
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:54 pm
Ozy_y2k
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Carmel, Indiana
Sweet mother of God. I.....am speechless.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:21 pm
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