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[New Website] Cheap Ceretin
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Flidget Jerome
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[New Website] Cheap Ceretin

Cheap Ceretin. Url taken from card #82.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:16 pm
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appleTRON
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Auto Reply from 'mandy@cheapceretin.com'

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Dear Customer,

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE COGNIVIA LEGAL DEPARTMENT AND PERPLEX CITY

'cheapceretin.com' is selling illegal and dangerous fakes of the Ceretin
cognitive enhancer drug and we are in the process of closing down their bank and
website operations. Please do not attempt to make any transactions with
'cheapceretin.com' or any other similar sites.

Alexandra Treater
Cognivia.com

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:28 pm
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toongoon
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Posted this in the Cognivia.com forum
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From News

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Cognivia grants a voluntary licence for generic production and sale of second-generation Ceretin.



Unless I'm not understanding what this means from the limited information, in my experience this is NOT normally done. This is their money maker - Pharma fights extremely hard to prevent generic competiton. And why continue to advertise in the Sentinel if your just getting liscensing fees. Doesn't make sense to me.


PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:45 pm
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Scott
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They arent selling generic Ceretin. They are Illegally selling a controlled substance. Actual Ceretin. (tho it's may actually be some other thing entirely, like 80% calcium and red dye #5.) It is, in any event, not the licensed generic stuff.


So like, i was trying to fFigure out the price of actual Ceretin. The website is a pretty obvious (and amusing) parody of "Generic Viagra" sites. so i was wondering. the prices they list here, at cheapceretin.com, are those likely to be actually half of the original price of actual ceretin? I dont know how that sort of thing tends to compare, 'legit' vs 'cheap'.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:36 pm
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Leeravitz
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That's right: the implication is two - fold:

1. That the 'cheap ceretin' site is peddling off excess supplies of industrially manufactured Ceretin, either with or without the connivance of Cognivia itself.

2. That Cognivia are willing to grant licences to certain independent manufacturers to create Ceretin on their own behalf.

Whether any of this is technically 'illegal' from Cognivia's perspective is interesting - it all appears to be tacitly sanctioned, so it's not a 'black market' as such, but it's still pretty suspicious...and probably morally suspect...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:09 pm
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toongoon
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appleTRON wrote:
Auto Reply from 'mandy@cheapceretin.com'

Quote:

Dear Customer,

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE COGNIVIA LEGAL DEPARTMENT AND PERPLEX CITY

'cheapceretin.com' is selling illegal and dangerous fakes of the Ceretin
cognitive enhancer drug and we are in the process of closing down their bank and
website operations. Please do not attempt to make any transactions with
'cheapceretin.com' or any other similar sites.

Alexandra Treater
Cognivia.com


Don't do business with these sites but we'll just keep it live for the fun of it?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:56 pm
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drizjr
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scrolling banner

The scrolling banner on top of the cheapceretin page seems to miss a beat. I see, "smarter, more attractive, more alert. Study harder, work easier, use your brain to win. Buy now to save on delivery." Then is skips rather quickly to the beginning again.
Anyone care to take a closer look at it, just in case there's something hidden there?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:13 pm
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Scott
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I see what you mean, but there's nothing there. The last fFrame of the animation says "in to win. Buy now to save on delivery." then it snaps immediately back to the beginning with "Be smarter, more attractive, more alert. " nothing in between.
good eye, though. Actually I sort of half hoped it would have one fFrame saying something like "Be productive, avoid accidents, take 4 red pills." Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:49 pm
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Macavity
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What about checking the individual frames for steg?
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Elsheran
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"I really liked this girl at work but could never pluck up the courage to talk to her. I took just one sharp red pill and we were discussing the philosophical implications of solipsism! Two weeks later and we were discussing more than philosophy, if you know what I mean! Thank you Cheapceretin.com! OMGWTFBBQ!?!" - Jeremy R.


Shocked Umm....."OMGWTFBBQ" ??? ...... Shocked

Oh My God, What The F... Bar-B-Que ??

I'm missing something humorous here aren't I...

Anyone wonder if we can find access to thier PCBC account? Might be used to launder money as payment for dirty deeds....

Till Again...
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QBKooky
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OMGWTFBBQ... yeah I think you pretty much got the joke. Basically just another humorous (?) extension of "OMG". The 4ourty2wo guys used it in the post-ILB chat to explain the difference between the premises of the Beast and ilovebees.

I'm paraphrasing, but I believe they wrote:
In the Beast, the answer was "OMGWTFBBQ, I'm a XENOBOTANIST!!!"
In this game, we wanted to make the answer "OMGWTFBBQ, I live in TOPEKA!!!" - a bit more far-reaching and inclusive

Thus, if 4ourty2wo says it, it is automatically added to the ARG Lexicon. Razz We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread topic... [/threadjack]
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:53 pm
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Scott
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click here fFor some brilliant prose on the subject:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OMGWTFBBQ

It's sort of a way of showing exagerated over-enthusiasm on a topic.
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