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[Update] The Scarlett Kite July 8 - Alchemy's magic
Scarlett wrote:
Thursday, July 7, 2005
Alchemy's Magic
Category: me, 12:48 PM
As promised, my latest article, which will appear in The Column next week. Brede says he's had a great response from the previous article about Ascendancy Point. I've even had a thank-you letter from the Red Hot Bakery to thank me for the nice mention I gave them!
7 July 2005
9.54am
From: tor.mouldenSPLAT ascendancypoint.com
To: scarlettSPLAT thescarlettkite.com
Subject: Making the point
Dear Scarlett,
One of my staff here at the Red Hot Bakery has just drawn my attention to your mention of us in your recent article in The Column. I'd like to thank you for your kind words, and also invite you back, the next time you come to the point; we're putting together a whole new selection of baked goods and we'd love you to be one of the first to try them.
All the best,
Tor
Isn't that lovely! And mmm.... free baked goods.... Anyway, here's next week's offering:
Alchemy's Magic
by Scarlett Kiteway
Those of us who have lived in Perplex City all our lives might feel that we know Alchemy Bay like the backs of our hands after years of family weekends and school outings. Can it really have anything new to offer? The answer, after my recent trip to the Bay, is a resounding yes. Alchemy Bay has spruced itself up and is now the ideal day-trip for the city-dweller longing to swap the roar of traffic for the gentler sound of the waves.
Along with a group of friends, I took a picnic to Alchemy Bay one weekend day. Remembering our childhoods, we'd been expecting a few tired beachfront shops selling icecream and overpriced buckets and spades. But no longer - we needn't have bothered with the picnic at all, given the number of excellent shops and restaurants along the front, selling everything from "catch of the day" cooked to order to selections of fruit brought in fresh from local farms. One deli - The Alchemy Bay Provisions Company - even specialises in pre-packed picnic baskets with all the essentials for a great day out, including sachets of suntan lotion!
But if you're watching your Lecks, bring along a picnic and just enjoy some of the free entertainment on offer along the beach. The magnificent views speak for themselves, and after more than 25 years of city council funding to keep the beach clean, it positively sparkles. The water is clear and perfect for snorkelling in the shallows. Along with this the Alchemy Bay Society sponsors a series of events and performances by local artists on the beach. The day I visited, I was able to take in a puppet show - The Children in the Forest - and listen to guitar music by a local trio. Other events have included an artist's competition, open-air concerts and beach games, including volleyball, for children and adults.
And if you get tired of all that fresh air, or get caught in unseasonable rain, why not head along to the Naval Office's Maritime Museum? You can spend time in its galleries learning about the history of sailing and shipbuilding, or just relax on one of the armchairs in the long Viewing Gallery which looks out to sea.
Varain Bay, further up the coast, may offer better waves for surfers and Cedar Beach greater opportunity for celebrity-spotting, but for an enjoyable, accessible day out you can't beat Alchemy Bay.
Hmm, she seems to have got the date wrong... Wait, it is the 8th, yeah?
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:01 am
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And now we have a new contact at the point.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:10 am
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Auto responder for tor.mouldenSPLAT ascendancypoint.com is:
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Thank you for your email. I do read my emails and will attempt to respond as
quickly as possible to any queries about the Red Hot Bakery, such as opening
hours and menu selections. I'm afraid I can't enter into general correspondence
about the Point; I just produce the baked goods!
Tor
So much for pumping him for info then, unless he regards our questions as more than 'general correspondence'
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:34 am
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Who knows - perhaps he may know the locals and who likes particular buns. Either that perhaps we can do an order.
Yes I would like 30 Rosemary buns please - location? Earth...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:02 am
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Mosestrotsky wrote:
Yes I would like 30 Rosemary buns please - location? Earth...
Heh, think of the delivery cost!
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:09 am
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Not a probelm - don't we have The Advisor's bank account
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:11 am
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That's it! We simply place an order with the Bakery for 'the usual' amount of buns to be delivered to 'the usual' place, and then set someone up as a spy to work out which room within the Point the buns got taken to (or something)
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:46 am
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A great plan - now who shall we set up... um I mean use... I mean ask for their assistance? Scarlett or Violet?
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:04 pm
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Might i suggest we encourage employing Sylvia Salk in the matter? She probably wants to know who is responsible fFor her husband's murder. We know e can contact her brother.
You know .. I like this idea. It's actually pretty sharp, it is!
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:57 pm
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I contacted Tor and he sent me the menu list
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Dear Moses -
Thanks for your enquiry! We at the Red Hot Bakery certainly are
delighted that our reputation for fine baked goods has spread as far
as Earth. The coriander-lime buns you mention are a particular
favourite with many of our customers. It's only unfortunate that we
can't dispatch any of our products for you to enjoy at home. Since
that's not possible, you might enjoy perusing our menu, which I've
attached.
All the best,
Tor.
Selection of filled rolls
20 Lecks
Speciality Red Hot Bakery fresh-baked breads with your choice of
fillings from our regular selection and daily specials
Speciality baked goods
The Big Bite
Pumpkin-cranberry muffins
14 Lecks
Fresh-baked soft pumpkin-enriched muffins studded with juicy
cranberries; they make any morning better.
Spiced Up
Raisin-curry rolls
12 Lecks
Baked with the plumpest raisins and complemented by the range of
aromatic spices in our Red Hot curry mix, these rolls are ideal with a
light cream cheese filling.
A Danish Twist
Caramelized onion danish
15 Lecks
A savoury danish? Who knew it could be so good? Oozing with buttery
caramelized onions, it'll change the way you think about danish.
The Lime Life
Coriander-lime buns
18 Lecks
One of our signature products, these buns are stuffed with a sweet
yoghurt, coriander and lime filling, for a zingy treat any time of the
day.
Food of the gods
Honey-saffron rolls
18 Lecks
The ancient people of Perplex City loved the combination of honey and
saffron, and so do we. Rich yet light, they're great at any time but
particularly perfect with a cup of tea at about 3.30 in the afternoon.
Speciality breads
Chile-cheddar bread
25 Lecks a loaf
Marbled with cheddar, enriched with chile, this vibrant loaf is a meal
in itself.
Shallot-dill bread
25 Lecks a loaf
A nutty whole-grain loaf flecked with dill seeds and delicious whole
pieces of slow-cooked shallot.
Olive-rye bread
25 Lecks a loaf
A traditional-recipe, chewy, malty loaf, with generous quantities of
fresh green olives.
Oat-Lager artisanal bread
25 Lecks a loaf
A deliciously satisfying, yeasty loaf - customers voted it our most
filling!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:10 am
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Ask for the recipies!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:47 am
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A Danish Twist
Caramelized onion danish
15 Lecks
A savoury danish? Who knew it could be so good? Oozing with buttery
caramelized onions, it'll change the way you think about danish.
Why would PPC have food stuffs named after Earth Countries? (I confess I am ignorant as to whether Danish Pastries actually originated in Denmark so trout me if I'm missing the point? )
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:42 am
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I have to say...anybody who produces 'artisanal bread' has to be alright with me
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:44 am
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Leeravitz wrote:
I have to say...anybody who produces 'artisanal bread' has to be alright with me
Tee Hee, you said artisanal = ART IS ANAL. Tee Hee
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:56 am
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Bearing in mind that the exchange rate is 20 lecks to the pound, this is bloody cheap
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