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MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 2716 Location: State of Denial
Cat Scratch Thursday I'm at work and I am bored... bored... and did I say ... bored. I just finished scanning a few pictures of my cat.
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Passive Aggressive as mom is busy talking on IRC
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:30 pm
StercusMaximus
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Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 204 Location: MA
Now if only you had a picture of your cat wearing a tiny outfit...perhaps with tiny shoes...
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:10 pm
JoeOE18
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 301 Location: UK
Is your cat trying different ways to absorb the monitor?
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:06 pm
oliverkeers13
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Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 917 Location: London, UK
I don't know, in the last one it looks like he's trying to make babies with it. In a very lazy manner. Relying on the fan to do the work. Such a typical cat. Watch out though, the penis barbs play havoc with the CRT.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:46 am
MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 2716 Location: State of Denial
oliverkeers13 wrote:
I don't know, in the last one it looks like he's trying to make babies with it. In a very lazy manner. Relying on the fan to do the work. Such a typical cat. Watch out though, the penis barbs play havoc with the CRT.
Um... Oliver? It's a female cat... and she has had the baby making parts removed.
SM - I have one with her wearing bunny ears. Will that do?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:41 pm
oliverkeers13
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Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 917 Location: London, UK
[mumble] yeah...but...still...mmbgm[/mumble] YAY BUNNY-KITTEN. OMGWTFBBQ the eyes in comp3 are glowing yellow. What did you do, feed it radium?!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:44 pm
MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 2716 Location: State of Denial
oliverkeers13 wrote:
[mumble] yeah...but...still...mmbgm[/mumble] YAY BUNNY-KITTEN. OMGWTFBBQ the eyes in comp3 are glowing yellow. What did you do, feed it radium?!!!
What can I say, she has an electrifying personality.
[science lesson] The eye has two types of vision cells in it Rods and Cones. Rods are used to detect motion and operate in all light conditions. Cones are responsibe for "color" perception and work best in bright light. All animals including humans, have more rods than cones. Cats (and other nocturnal creatures) have a higher proportion of Rods.
There is also an additional structure in nocturnal animals:
Tapetum lucidum , Latin for "bright carpet," is an extra layer of mirror-like, reflective tissue found behind the animal eye's inner back area ( retina) where light-sensitive cells are found and images are processed.
This is what gives the "eerie" look to cats. What you are seeing is the reflection of the flash in my cat's eyes.[/science lesson]
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:05 pm
Dorkmaster
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
While I know we're all adults (tee-hee)... I still take issue to any posting that references "penis barbs".
Creeeeeepy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:49 pm
MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 2716 Location: State of Denial
Dorkmaster wrote:
While I know we're all adults (tee-hee)... I still take issue to any posting that references "
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penis
barbs".
Creeeeeepy.
Maybe a Mod will come along and spoiler the offensive word or change it to something more acceptable.
Remeber that younger kids read here too, folks!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:55 pm
oliverkeers13
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Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 917 Location: London, UK
Hey kids: Penis is a biological term. Unless you want me to refer to it in Latin as a Phallus. Cats DO have Penis Barbs. They help stimulate (pain in) the vagina, which helps the rate of conception. This is why cats scream whilst engaged in copulation.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:32 pm
addlepated
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Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 1885 Location: Austin, Texas
You want them to call it a teetee instead? Cause teetee totally offends me.
Hey, Teetee Totally Offends Me - GREAT band name!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:42 pm
oliverkeers13
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Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 917 Location: London, UK
Penis Barbs is my next band name!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:05 pm
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