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MageSteff
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Cat Scratch Thursday

I'm at work and I am bored... bored... and did I say ... bored. I just finished scanning a few pictures of my cat.
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StercusMaximus
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Now if only you had a picture of your cat wearing a tiny outfit...perhaps with tiny shoes...
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JoeOE18
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Is your cat trying different ways to absorb the monitor?
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oliverkeers13
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I don't know, in the last one it looks like he's trying to make babies with it. In a very lazy manner. Relying on the fan to do the work. Such a typical cat. Watch out though, the penis barbs play havoc with the CRT.
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MageSteff
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oliverkeers13 wrote:
I don't know, in the last one it looks like he's trying to make babies with it. In a very lazy manner. Relying on the fan to do the work. Such a typical cat. Watch out though, the penis barbs play havoc with the CRT.


Um... Oliver? It's a female cat... and she has had the baby making parts removed.

SM - I have one with her wearing bunny ears. Will that do?
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oliverkeers13
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[mumble] yeah...but...still...mmbgm[/mumble] YAY BUNNY-KITTEN. OMGWTFBBQ the eyes in comp3 are glowing yellow. What did you do, feed it radium?!!!
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MageSteff
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oliverkeers13 wrote:
[mumble] yeah...but...still...mmbgm[/mumble] YAY BUNNY-KITTEN. OMGWTFBBQ the eyes in comp3 are glowing yellow. What did you do, feed it radium?!!!


What can I say, she has an electrifying personality.

[science lesson] The eye has two types of vision cells in it Rods and Cones. Rods are used to detect motion and operate in all light conditions. Cones are responsibe for "color" perception and work best in bright light. All animals including humans, have more rods than cones. Cats (and other nocturnal creatures) have a higher proportion of Rods.

There is also an additional structure in nocturnal animals:

Tapetum lucidum, Latin for "bright carpet," is an extra layer of mirror-like, reflective tissue found behind the animal eye's inner back area ( retina) where light-sensitive cells are found and images are processed.


This is what gives the "eerie" look to cats. What you are seeing is the reflection of the flash in my cat's eyes.[/science lesson]
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While I know we're all adults (tee-hee)... I still take issue to any posting that references "penis barbs".

Creeeeeepy.
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MageSteff
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Dorkmaster wrote:
While I know we're all adults (tee-hee)... I still take issue to any posting that references "
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barbs".

Creeeeeepy.


Maybe a Mod will come along and spoiler the offensive word or change it to something more acceptable.

Remeber that younger kids read here too, folks!
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oliverkeers13
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Hey kids: Penis is a biological term. Unless you want me to refer to it in Latin as a Phallus. Cats DO have Penis Barbs. They help stimulate (pain in) the vagina, which helps the rate of conception. This is why cats scream whilst engaged in copulation.
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addlepated
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You want them to call it a teetee instead? Cause teetee totally offends me.

Hey, Teetee Totally Offends Me - GREAT band name!

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oliverkeers13
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Penis Barbs is my next band name!
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