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joebrent
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http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/chat-to-the-internet/
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:59 pm
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jamesi
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Location: Canadia

 		Tres drole!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:10 pm
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Ehsan
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Joined: 09 May 2003
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 		Profanity alert, I guess:

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The internet says: Leave me alone, human.
Puny human says: Sorry to bother you, great Internet. Do you happen to know any good recipes for making turnips?
The internet says: Can you imagine what would happen if I ever .
Puny human says: We would have giant asploding turnips?
The internet says: Please enter one or more words in the box above.
Puny human says: above where
The internet says: Gay group and independent travel for the gay and lesbian community.
Puny human says: who you calling gay you collective hunk of bastardness
The internet says: Click on a checkbox above to open one.
Puny human says: WHAT CHECKBOX YOU IDIOT
The internet says: cunt Well Ive had enough.
Puny human says: me too
The internet says: Read product reviews and compare prices with tax and shipping from thousands of online stores.
Puny human says: goodbye
The internet says: First of all though get Good bye Lenin, which is a comedy about East Germany and communism.
Puny human says: BYE
The internet says: You've lost count of how many times you've sung this song -- thousands by now, probably.
Puny human says: sigh
The internet says: If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search.

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Which just seems to confirm what we have already known: The Internet is stupid, full of spam, and always concludes with porn.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:59 pm
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blaqueice
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Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Location: Vancouver, Canada

 		haha....when things like "what is the beast" "sigh" and "above where" bring up sex related topics it is a good example of how polluted the interet is with porn....not that im complaining. Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:10 am
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jchillerup
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Joined: 27 Dec 2003
Posts: 198
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
The internet says:
Hi, me so horny.
Puny human says:
Are you horny?!
The internet says:
Out of all the men I have been with so far on my life - only one could .
Puny human says:
huh?
The internet says:
EDIT you right back remix frankee .
Puny human says:
How can the Internet be horny?
The internet says:
If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search.
Puny human says:
How can the Internet be sexually aroused?
The internet says:
Men can focus on the feelings of being sexually aroused if they are not insecure with their EDIT.
Puny human says:
That means you aren't insecure with your EDIT. And that means you actually have a EDIT. Considered how big you are, is it proportionally big?
The internet says:
You will not provide access to any of the materials in these Web pages to any persons under 18 years old or to any persons who do not have the legal right to access adult materials.
Puny human says:
You started it
The internet says:
Based in San Francisco, California.
Puny human says:
The internet is strange.
The internet says:
Perhaps what horrifies me is, after admitting that such things happened to you.

After that, I was too scared to continue.


EDIT: Spoilerizzled and PG-13

EDIT - edited it down to a more acceptable level. - SG
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:50 pm
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MasterCheese
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Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 84

 		Ok, this thing is teh scary

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The internet says:
Hey, guess what I just did.
Puny human says:
what?
The internet says:
Well, it is, of course, the MULTI-PURPOSE edit IDENTIFIERTM.
Puny human says:
the what?
The internet says:
EDIT Circus Acts, EDITPerforming Amazing Acts of Daring.
Puny human says:
erm....ok
The internet says:
To take full advantage of Flickr, you should use a JavaScript-enabled browser and install the latest version of the Macromedia Flash.
Puny human says:
yes, i should
The internet says:
The only thing you should know before you make this purchase is that in doing so .
Puny human says:
doing so what?
The internet says:
Free Adult Personals in your Area EDIT• Newbie Guide To Free EDIT't pay for XXX Porn when we can show you how to get Free EDITnow.
Puny human says:
but i don't want that
The internet says:
If you cannot attend, please support the cost of this project with a financial contribution .
Puny human says:
no
The internet says:
If you disagree with a comment, or information is out of date, please submit an update.
Puny human says:
you suck
The internet says:
Suck my kiss cut me my share Hit me you can't hurt me Suck my kiss Kiss me please EDIT me Stick with this Is she talking dirty .
Puny human says:
yes
The internet says:
You agree that we and our Affiliates may identify you as the author of any of your postings .
Puny human says:
squeee
The internet says:
Did you know that when an HP disk array has a .
Puny human says:
no, i don't
The internet says:
I disagree with using bollocks words of 'violation of existence rights', and 'racial reconstruction'.
Puny human says:
of course you do
The internet says:
Every now and again he calls me on the phone, pretending to be Playboy magazine or Special Ed .
Puny human says:
who is "he"?
The internet says:
He then told me that Bush lied through his whole presidency, and that he wouldn't.
Puny human says:
well Bush always lies
The internet says:
I have always been (partially) surprised that the Bush crowd did not draw more flak for having .
Puny human says:
having what/
The internet says:
Period Ok, so I was wrong last week about Tampa and my boy Brian Griese not having the spunk to stop Atlanta QB Michael Vick.
Puny human says:
of course you were, you suck
The internet says:
I have had men that all they want to do is suck EDIT and they do not.
Puny human says:
OMFG YOU ARE TEH GHEY
The internet says:
you are always trying to help .
Puny human says:
not with teh gayness
The internet says:
Reason why linking to this post may not work: mod_rewrite rules rewrite all URLs that contain the word “gay” (and .
Puny human says:
i guessed
The internet says:
But 1 and 3 make me tired just thinking about them and 4 is so tacky I .
Puny human says:
4 _is_ rather tacky
The internet says:
You had me really confused with the title since it _is_ snowing here today.
Puny human says:
it's snowing!?
The internet says:
This morning it started to snow heavily and as I was lurching in slow motion toward the window saying, OH.
Puny human says:
hehe
The internet says:
Hehe I am a fellow inflatable enthusiast, and I am quite hapy to know there are other .
Puny human says:
erm, you like inflatables? eewwwww
The internet says:
Try a different word (a synonym of the original term you entered).
Puny human says:
but i don't want to
The internet says:
I have no idea, why most of you want your sister to be.
Puny human says:
you are very scary
The internet says:
Some of you who are new to the board may not know me very well, but Mary Kate was DX with ALL in Sept.
Puny human says:
this isn't a board
The internet says:
Read the article preview or sign up with your credit card to access the full text of millions of articles from thousands of publications.
Puny human says:
no, thanks, i'm going, you scare me
The internet says:
HANNITY: You got to scare old people, scare .



EDIT - edited out all the unnecessary words. - SG
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:45 pm
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 		Sorry, guys, I just *know* how you love to IM the whole internet and share your conversations with it with EVERYONE here, but come on.

If your conversation involves excessive swearing, revolves around penile enhancement or other things having to do with the wang, please, show a little restraint. You really don't have to post those. Really.

I'm tired of editing them.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:23 pm
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shylilembrace
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Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 781

 		heh this thing is boring all it is is a random database search of one or more words in your message then it posts the results

example:
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The internet says:
Da**it, I was sleeping until you came in just there.
Puny human says:
your point being?
The internet says:
My friend Meg points out that the exciting thing about it appears to be not the scooter application but the Stirling engine that propels it.
Puny human says:
Do you even pay any attention to anything typed in here?
The internet says:
She didn’t even pay attention to the people standing around, watching their impromptu fight.
Puny human says:
YOu just randomly search for words don't you?
The internet says:
After all, you shouldn't just randomly call people liberal <insert profanity here> -- you should do.
Puny human says:
anarchy
The internet says:
Rare photographs, press cuttings, interviews and information on the gigs, songs and bootlegs.
Puny human says:
hurricane katrina
The internet says:
Stand by for Class Warfare Idiocy based on Hurricane Katrina care of the DUmmies.
Puny human says:
I shall now type random things
The internet says:
Back when I was writing the 7th notebook in ninth grade, I ended up filling about have the thing with random .
Puny human says:
Dark Tower
The internet says:
If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search.
Puny human says:
heh
The internet says:
Oneill has a thing for Le****ns the same as McGyver did, except the time McGyver was in love
Puny human says:
goodbye
The internet says:
Say goodbye to T**t 22nd Jan The Dalek Supreme has a mission for Dennis Waterman.



totally inane and pointless i have much more fun confusing the poor "AI" engines

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